Any Real Life Detectives here?

[Big Bear]

Watching shows like the Wire and True Detective make me want to consider being a detective...

If i join the police academy realisticly how long do i have ride around in a patrol car before i can get promoted to Detective in the Major Crimes division?

Does having a college degree help expedite this processs?

[Big Bear]

no detetectives at SBR?

man i thought we had every profession on here.

i know we got Dr.'s and Lawyers that post here..

[Let's Go Rangers]

No quick easy answer to faulty question.

How long to be promoted

20 man force
50? 200? 1000?
10,000?


It takes talent but the size of the department matters too

Small dept...not as easy to move up as LAPD/ NYPD etc

[ChalkyDog]

Get a law degree if you want any chance in a big city. Or 25 plus years on the force.

Law degree is quickest way, IMO.

[Eddy Munny]

I'm not a real detective, but I'm real dedicated to wearing a trench coat in public places. I occasionally have been known to snoop around with my oversized magnifying glass in hand, or "accidentally" let slip open the front of my trenchy, revealing parts of my anatomy normally concealed by one's underoos. That's when the real detectives are dispatched and I spend the night at Custody Suites.

[Smoke]

I'm not a real detective, but I'm real dedicated to wearing a trench coat in public places. I occasionally have been known to snoop around with my oversized magnifying glass in hand, or "accidentally" let slip open the front of my trenchy, revealing parts of my anatomy normally concealed by one's underoos. That's when the real detectives are dispatched and I spend the night at Custody Suites.

No offense but you sound more like an old creepy guy at the porn theater

[bobbywaves]

no detetectives at SBR?

Yeah, Darkhat & MikeYanks are detectives for Darkhat Investigations. Their great detective work revealed I'm the owner of 18th hole sportsbook.

[Eddy Munny]

No offense but you sound more like an old creepy guy at the porn theater

Some taken, offense that is.

I'm not that old. And I'm no creepier than the assclown flying kites at the park. So what if I have a proclivity towards trench coats with nary an undergarment, save for a tube sock hugging my hangdown? McGruff wore trenchies all the time, and he's the foremost crime fighting authority in the canine community. The Red Hot Chili Peppers turned tube socks into tallywhacker accessories and they just played the Super Bowl. So who are you to judge how I choose to spend a Sunday afternoon without football?

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[marcoloco]

my ex should of been a detective. Beotch always tracked me down, cracked my phone and passwords. I didnt have anything to hide but she always dug so deep it was ridiculous. She would have been a great detective

[Swinging Johnson]

Some taken, offense that is.

I'm not that old. And I'm no creepier than the assclown flying kites at the park. So what if I have a proclivity towards trench coats with nary an undergarment, save for a tube sock hugging my hangdown? McGruff wore trenchies all the time, and he's the foremost crime fighting authority in the canine community. The Red Hot Chili Peppers turned tube socks into tallywhacker accessories and they just played the Super Bowl. So who are you to judge how I choose to spend a Sunday afternoon without football?

Oh I like you!! Where have you been hiding you cheeky little monkey? (no homo...ok maybe a little)

[Big Bear]

Get a law degree if you want any chance in a big city. Or 25 plus years on the force.

Law degree is quickest way, IMO.

yeah i was doing some research and apparrently its not very easy to get this kind of job

[Big Bear]

my ex should of been a detective. Beotch always tracked me down, cracked my phone and passwords. I didnt have anything to hide but she always dug so deep it was ridiculous. She would have been a great detective

lol

[Kermit]

bigboydan seems like quite the sleuth.

[Smoke]

Big bear can i hire you to spy on someone for me?