Going to The Fruit Market Tomorrow To Ask This Polish Female on a Date

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  • SharkAA
    SBR MVP
    • 11-10-13
    • 2005

    #36
    Don't worry Seaweed. There are a lot of birds out there, you'll catch 1, when you'll least expect. Then you'll enjoy dating w/ her and covering her spread on a regular basis.
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    • Smoke
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-09-09
      • 48111

      #37
      Saer go back and tell her you went online and traced your roots back to poland
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      • packerd_00
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-22-13
        • 17811

        #38
        Is she cute,you should definetley go back on your own and just ask if shed like to chill out with you and your friends,you said she's new to town.
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        • GUMMO77
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-23-10
          • 9294

          #39
          Originally posted by TonyTall
          i was just thinking that im sure shes been pounded by some hung euro studs i wonder id seawwed can match up
          Originally posted by Seaweed
          Guys, bad news she said she is not interested in dating non polish guys. Sucks big time
          Probably for the best, bud.
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          • Smoke
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-09-09
            • 48111

            #40
            Saer dont give up

            Saer my crystal ball says shes the one
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            • Kermit
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 09-27-10
              • 32555

              #41
              Originally posted by Seaweed
              Guys, bad news she said she is not interested in dating non polish guys. Sucks big time
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              • ArchieBunker
                SBR MVP
                • 02-21-11
                • 1512

                #42
                Originally posted by Seaweed
                Guys, bad news she said she is not interested in dating non polish guys. Sucks big time

                Sorry to hear this buddy here is a song to sum this up
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                • ArchieBunker
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-21-11
                  • 1512

                  #43
                  Originally posted by ArchieBunker
                  Sorry to hear this buddy here is a song to sum this up
                  http://youtru.be/YX-PeScokU8
                  Long day
                  for you buddy

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                  • ArchieBunker
                    SBR MVP
                    • 02-21-11
                    • 1512

                    #44
                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                    Guys, bad news she said she is not interested in dating Leaf fans. Sucks big time
                    Don't bullshit us pal
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                    • Smoke
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-09-09
                      • 48111

                      #45
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                      • Kermit
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 09-27-10
                        • 32555

                        #46
                        I just don't think that you're going to find a normal girl at the fruit market.

                        Are there any Miss Black Awareness Pageants in your area? I once heard that you could meet a nice girl at one of those.
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                        • Smoke
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-09-09
                          • 48111

                          #47
                          I dont think saer likes black girls
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                          • Smoke
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 10-09-09
                            • 48111

                            #48
                            Bump
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                            • pronk
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                              • 11-22-08
                              • 6887

                              #49
                              How's your little polish kobieta has been treating you lately Seaweed?
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                              • pavyracer
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 04-12-07
                                • 82839

                                #50
                                What fruit do they harvest in February?
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                                • sbrhedge
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 01-18-11
                                  • 1354

                                  #51
                                  go back there with some flowers, say a few things in Polish, hand her a package of Polish sausage and say it's a gift from the Motherland.

                                  she will start laughing. make her laugh and tell her to go to the zoo with her. she will either laugh or ask why the zoo?

                                  keep the conversation going - that is the key.

                                  her real objection to you is that she doesn't want to hear your grandmother talking.

                                  SHE WANTS YOU TO MAN UP AND DO THE TALKING - THAT'S WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS.
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                                  • Smoke
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 10-09-09
                                    • 48111

                                    #52
                                    Hedger gets it. Saer dont be shy. Granny not around forever
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                                    • Iw1nBets
                                      SBR High Roller
                                      • 02-20-13
                                      • 164

                                      #53
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                                      • Kermit
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 09-27-10
                                        • 32555

                                        #54
                                        Seaweed, you didn't try and break the ice with any Polish jokes did you? Like the one about the screen door on the submarine? Or the guy that had his ear cut off that had a pencil in it?

                                        I don't think Polish girls like to hear jokes like that.
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                                        • packerd_00
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 05-22-13
                                          • 17811

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by Kermit
                                          I just don't think that you're going to find a normal girl at the fruit market.
                                          Seaweed got a freakin meat market,right outside his door.Torontos swarming with broads
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                                          • Smoke
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 10-09-09
                                            • 48111

                                            #56
                                            Saer give us an update on the polish girl
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                                            • packerd_00
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-22-13
                                              • 17811

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by Smoke
                                              Saer give us an update on the polish girl
                                              Im guessing it didnt end up going any further.
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                                              • Seaweed
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                                                • 01-19-12
                                                • 26318

                                                #58
                                                I never had a shot
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                                                • Smoke
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 10-09-09
                                                  • 48111

                                                  #59
                                                  Saer there are other cashiers at grannys supermarketSaer give it a trySaer have granny give the good word
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