Man Crashed Into A Gas Station To Steal A Banana.....GUESS WHO?

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  • PhillyFlyers
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-27-11
    • 8245

    #1
    Man Crashed Into A Gas Station To Steal A Banana.....GUESS WHO?
    NEWINGTON, Conn. (AP) - Call it the case of the banana-eating bandit. Police in Connecticut say they're looking for a man who smashed his vehicle into a gas station in Newington, swiped a banana from a shelf and ate it before leaving early Wednesday morning. Nothing else was taken.
    The store's surveillance video shows a Ford Freestyle with Connecticut license plates backing repeatedly into the store and breaking the glass doors, which set off the burglar alarm at about 2 a.m.
    The man was gone before police arrived.
    Authorities describe him as a black man who was wearing a brown hat, dark jacket and dark pants. Police say the station wagon has damage to the driver's side taillight and rear bumper.

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  • chilidog
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-05-09
    • 10305

    #2
    haha, they're like 5 cents each!
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    • PhillyFlyers
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-27-11
      • 8245

      #3
      Originally posted by chilidog
      haha, they're like 5 cents each!
      I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna fukkin puke.
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      • itchypickle
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-05-09
        • 21452

        #4
        monkeys love their 'nanners

        Bet he grabbed some juice drank on the way out too
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        • PhillyFlyers
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-27-11
          • 8245

          #5
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          • MickeyMan
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 10-20-09
            • 5091

            #6
            Wayne Simmonds?
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            • PhillyFlyers
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-27-11
              • 8245

              #7
              Originally posted by MickeyMan
              Wayne Simmonds?
              Is the best. Fukkin love that guy.
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              • MrBig33
                SBR Sharp
                • 10-27-11
                • 405

                #8
                Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna fukkin puke.
                You wont be laughing when karma hits you...its coming to you bet the house on that....
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                • Big Bear
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-01-11
                  • 43253

                  #9
                  yall some racist dudes

                  this could just as easily been a white guy.
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                  • packerd_00
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-22-13
                    • 17811

                    #10
                    Dont listen to Flyers the guys got alot of hate in him.
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                    • PhillyFlyers
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-27-11
                      • 8245

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Big Bear
                      yall some racist dudes

                      this could just as easily been a white guy.
                      No. No, it couldn't. Unless the man was absolutely insane.
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                      • PhillyFlyers
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-27-11
                        • 8245

                        #12
                        Originally posted by packerd_00
                        Dont listen to Flyers the guys got alot of hate in him.
                        Not nearly as much as it takes to produce a war criminal from an entire race of war criminals.
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                        • packerd_00
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-22-13
                          • 17811

                          #13
                          If it hadnt have been for men like my grand father youd be speaking German right know, you piece of trash. You seem to conviently leave out that the Americans fought alongside the British, and were involved in the Dresden Bombings, but why does that not surprise me,you had no family that laid down there lives on the line for there country.
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                          • PhillyFlyers
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-27-11
                            • 8245

                            #14
                            Originally posted by packerd_00
                            If it hadnt have been for men like my grand father youd be speaking German right know, you piece of trash. You seem to conviently leave out that the Americans fought alongside the British, and were involved in the Dresden Bombings, but why does that not surprise me,you had no family that laid down there lives on the line for there country.
                            So what's wrong with speaking German? Do you have a problem with it?

                            German was almost the official language of the US anyway. Just missed by a few votes, you imbecile.

                            I didn't forget anything. America is just as guilty. America is guilty for Hiroshima and Nagasaki as well.

                            Still doesn't make right what England did nor does it absolve your grandfather from being a war criminal.

                            And if you want to get specific about things, then we can talk all day about how Germany offered England a peace treaty in secret before fighting between the two began.

                            Do you know why England was forced into the war? It was because Churchill was owned by his Jew financial backers.

                            Don't take my word for it. Do the research. Churchill's salary was equivalent to less than $2,000 American dollars in modern terms, yet, he supported an enormous estate with maids and butlers. So don;t tell me your grandfather was some fukking hero who put his life on the line when his country was threatened by the all-evil power that was Germany when England knew damn right well what it was getting into.

                            Incidentally, Churchill was a fukking moron who knew he didn't have a prayer of defeating Germany unless the Americans became involved. Hence, his begging the US to enter the war from the beginning.
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                            • packerd_00
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-22-13
                              • 17811

                              #15
                              You really like to argue for the sake of arguing,you f@cking knuckle dragger,the reason America entered the War was because they were ambushed at Pearl Harbour.
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                              • PhillyFlyers
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-27-11
                                • 8245

                                #16
                                Originally posted by packerd_00
                                You really like to argue for the sake of arguing,you f@cking knuckle dragger,the reason America entered the War was because they were ambushed at Pearl Harbour.
                                Yes but before that Chuchill was begging the US to enter it. Pearl Harbor was the reason the US needed to get involved.

                                And btw, imbecile, the US caused Pearl Harbor to happen. Look up the US oil blockade of Japan for yourself, idiot. I'm getting tired of explaining everything to you.
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                                • C-Gold
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-04-10
                                  • 6808

                                  #17
                                  Black guys crashes his car into 7-11 to steal a banana.

                                  That's not very good for stereotypes.
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                                  • Brooks
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 08-24-05
                                    • 866

                                    #18
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                                    • cmendo2005
                                      SBR High Roller
                                      • 03-13-11
                                      • 192

                                      #19
                                      All it takes is one person like this to restart the stereotype and it goes strong for the next year
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