Take a shit on the hood of his car.
Neighbor told me he is going to kick my ass
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greenhippoSBR Hall of Famer
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pronkRestricted User
- 11-22-08
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#39nah man i never leave my dog outside when i'm not home and i always call him inside anytime he barks.
problem is the neighbor hangs out in his backyard 24/7 and walks around just outside the fence causing my dog to bark b/c he hears him... and the second my dog barks he flips out.
i could even hear this guy using a weed whacker during heavy rain on sunday.
anyway thanks for the feedback guys i think i will video tape next time he flips outComment -
PhillyFlyersSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-27-11
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#43Bear
Is your neighbor a white guy or black?Comment -
Big BearSBR Aristocracy
- 11-01-11
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#44he is white, ive never got a good look at him though.
when i moved in he never introduced himself. I would have introduced myself but we got off on the wrong foot quick b/c he yelled at my dog on day 1.
the reason i never got a good look at him is my fence is solid wood and about 6ft tall. so i only see his head popping over the fence to yell.
he looks crazy though his hair looks like he stuck his finger in the socket and he looks strung outComment -
PhillyFlyersSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-27-11
- 8245
#45he is white, ive never got a good look at him though.
when i moved in he never introduced himself. I would have introduced myself but we got off on the wrong foot quick b/c he yelled at my dog on day 1.
the reason i never got a good look at him is my fence is solid wood and about 6ft tall. so i only see his head popping over the fence to yell.
he looks crazy though his hair looks like he stuck his finger in the socket and he looks strung out
You just solved two problems.
1) One less spook to worry about.
2) Neighbor has no more problems with you or your dog.Comment -
swordsandtequilaSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-23-12
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#46Shouldn't you be starting a thread about how Claude Giroux got snubbed by Canada for the Olympic team, or aliens, or some other useless sh*t? Want to solve two problems? Join Rifleman and disappear. Win win for everyone.Comment -
PhillyFlyersSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-27-11
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#47
Getting snubbed benefits the Flyers.Comment -
PhillyFlyersSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-27-11
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#48Bear
I was only fukking with you earlier.
Here's my real advice....
Your neighbor sounds like a fukkin dikkhead.
Chances are being white and down south he's probably a redneck.
Don't confront him. He won't give you a fair one in all likelihood and would probably shoot you if you step onto his property and give the cops a bullshit you were trespassing thought you were a burglar bullshit story.
Call the cops if he gets out of line. That way they'll have a record on him.
Peace.Comment -
swordsandtequilaSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-23-12
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swordsandtequilaSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-23-12
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kid_mikey_84SBR High Roller
- 01-04-14
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#52a person's right to peace and quiet in his own house should trump someone else's right to do whatever it is they are doing that is disrupting it, including owning noisy dogs
98% of the time when someone goes apesh*t over a neighbor's barking dog, it's because the neighbor doesn't give a fuk about the well-being of his neighbors, not because the person going apesh*t is not otherwise a normal human being
if his problem is the barking dog, hopefully he will just blast music/construction noises at your house when you are trying to sleep or concentrate, you will get the point, and the two of you will be able to work something out
sounds like you just don't give a flying fuk if or how your dog is bothering anyone else while you aren't around, "they can just go fuk themselves, hey it's not my problem if i'm not there" which is typical of many dog ownersComment -
convickSBR MVP
- 11-03-11
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#55Tell your mom to call the cops and file charges against him. Maybe a restraining order.Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#56invite George Zimmerman over to stay a few days.... problem solved!Comment -
TheGoldenGooseSBR MVP
- 11-27-12
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#57Run an electric wire on the top of your fence. Next time that nosy neighbor leans over he gets the shock of his life.Comment -
packerd_00SBR Posting Legend
- 05-22-13
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#58Whatever happended with this neighbour Big BearComment -
TheGoldenGooseSBR MVP
- 11-27-12
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#59Gotta be honest with you Big Bear...
I think you could use a good azz-kicking.Comment -
SpanksSBR MVP
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#60seaweed would just offer him a make-up handjobComment -
slambamSBR MVP
- 02-07-10
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#61Guys saying to call the police are probably right. For sure have your GF call them if he freaks like at the front of your house again when you're not home. With that said, I'd piss pound anybody who tried to hurt my dog. Otherwise send me his address, I'll shit and piss on a piece of paper and mail it to him. Tape it shut so he can't smell anything, then when he opens it he'll grab the paper right away then be pissed when he opens it up quick and realizes he's holding a piece of paper full of shit and piss. Wouldn't be the first time I've ever done it.Comment -
bigtymer56SBR MVP
- 07-31-12
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Big BearSBR Aristocracy
- 11-01-11
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#63Guys saying to call the police are probably right. For sure have your GF call them if he freaks like at the front of your house again when you're not home. With that said, I'd piss pound anybody who tried to hurt my dog. Otherwise send me his address, I'll shit and piss on a piece of paper and mail it to him. Tape it shut so he can't smell anything, then when he opens it he'll grab the paper right away then be pissed when he opens it up quick and realizes he's holding a piece of paper full of shit and piss. Wouldn't be the first time I've ever done it.Comment -
jtolerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#66Barking dogs are annoying especially when trying to sleep, might be time to put him down.Comment -
recon1SBR MVP
- 08-13-12
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#68he is white, ive never got a good look at him though.
when i moved in he never introduced himself. I would have introduced myself but we got off on the wrong foot quick b/c he yelled at my dog on day 1.
the reason i never got a good look at him is my fence is solid wood and about 6ft tall. so i only see his head popping over the fence to yell.
he looks crazy though his hair looks like he stuck his finger in the socket and he looks strung outComment -
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ColdBeerHereSBR MVP
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#70OP, so what ever happened ? Did you poop on his car ? Or mail him some ?Comment
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