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  • frogsrangers
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    • 04-25-12
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    #1
    Duck Dynasty star takes on gays and the gay lobby
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    Phil Robertson, one of the stars of the A&E reality show and founder of Duck Commander, made the comments in a recent interview withGQ.

    “It seems like, to me, a vagina – as a man – would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me,” Robertson stated. “I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”
    He is right. Why any man would prefer an asshole over a vagina is beyond me
  • SportsMushroom
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    #2
    articulate and intelligent conversation, a gentleman and a scholar indeed. I believe plato wouldnt have put it better himself


    you know why he's asking if you know what he's saying? cause he's hoping you can explain it to him
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    • Chi_archie
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      #3
      yep it all comes down to the orifice right?
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      • eidolon
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        #4
        The only thing I don't understand about homosexuals being born gay, is that wouldn't it have stopped at some point because of evolution (procreate) ?
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        • leetreaper
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          #5
          Originally posted by eidolon
          The only thing I don't understand about homosexuals being born gay, is that wouldn't it have stopped at some point because of evolution (procreate) ?
          They are OBV not born gay.
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          • PanamaBrad
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            • 03-22-11
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            #6
            Got to respect a guy who let Terry Bradshaw take over the starting job so he could go hunting.... and now is worth 10x what Bradshaw is worth.
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            • Mikail
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              • 07-19-09
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              #7
              Good for him. I knew I liked this guy.
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              • CarpeDime
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                #8
                Originally posted by Chi_archie
                yep it all comes down to the orifice right?
                i like them all but my order of preference would be:

                1) man's butt
                2) woman's butt
                3) man's mouth
                4) vagina
                5) woman's mouth
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                • leetreaper
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by CarpeDime
                  i like them all but my order of preference would be:

                  1) man's butt
                  2) woman's butt
                  3) man's mouth
                  4) vagina
                  5) woman's mouth
                  Shoot yourself.
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                  • muldoon
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                    • 01-04-10
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by frogsrangers
                    He is right. Why any man would prefer an asshole over a vagina is beyond me
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                    • Chi_archie
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                      • 07-22-08
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by CarpeDime
                      i like them all but my order of preference would be:

                      1) man's butt
                      2) woman's butt
                      3) man's mouth
                      4) vagina
                      5) woman's mouth

                      yeah and I would literally sign up for the military today and volunteer to go fight on the front lines in afghanstan or iraq for your right to pick any orifice that you desire.

                      but my point really is the question: is being gay just about the orifice?

                      now keep in mind i'm straight as an arrow 93% of the time. I love chicks... and I know god made adam and eve not adam and steve.

                      but one of the things I love about chicks is their boobs and softness, and how they cook and clean.

                      BUT sometimes when I have one of those weird dreams or just get tired of a wimpy girl I fantasize about rock hard pecs and washboard stomachs and really really really stiff cocks that have really well manicured and trimmed pubes around them.

                      and yes, I usually jack off to a climax when thinking of those things.

                      and there in lies my point....

                      I never once thought of Seer's asshole or any other orifice (a dickhole is not technically an orifice, correct?) during that masturbation.


                      so yeah, I don't think gay's only think of the holes
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                      • SportsMushroom
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                        #12
                        it takes a special kind of deuchebag to tell another human being what he is supposed to like and how he is supposed to act
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                        • leetreaper
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by SportsMushroom
                          it takes a special kind of deuchebag to tell another human being what he is supposed to like and how he is supposed to act
                          Nobody tells f.a.g.s what to do but i don't need to hear from them what they want and shit...
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                          • CarpeDime
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by leetreaper
                            Nobody tells f.a.g.s what to do but i don't need to hear from them what they want and shit...
                            leetreppear homosexuality is one of the most beautiful expressions of human existence known to man

                            this is one of my favorite scenes, from an AWESOME show called noahs arc, that shows the beauty of what its like for two men to make love into each other for the very first time

                            IT IS BEAUTIFUL, WATCH IT!

                            <iframe src="//www.youtube.com/embed/C1ezDTSW6JE" allowfullscreen="" width="640" frameborder="0" height="480"></iframe>
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                            • SportsMushroom
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by leetreaper
                              Nobody tells f.a.g.s what to do but i don't need to hear from them what they want and shit...
                              you mean you dont want to hear them ask for equal rights and equal treatment?


                              and just this thread are a bunch of morons telling gay people that they dont really like men, its all in their head

                              bunch of uneducated morons on this forum and on tv
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                              • leetreaper
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                leetreppear homosexuality is one of the most beautiful expressions of human existence known to man

                                this is one of my favorite scenes, from an AWESOME show called noahs arc, that shows the beauty of what its like for two men to make love into each other for the very first time

                                IT IS BEAUTIFUL, WATCH IT!

                                <iframe src="//www.youtube.com/embed/C1ezDTSW6JE" allowfullscreen="" width="640" frameborder="0" height="480"></iframe>
                                Ignore List.
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                                • leetreaper
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SportsMushroom
                                  you mean you dont want to hear them ask for equal rights and equal treatment?


                                  and just this thread are a bunch of morons telling gay people that they dont really like men, its all in their head

                                  bunch of uneducated morons on this forum and on tv
                                  Of course it;
                                  's in their heads, now plz do this
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                                  • SportsMushroom
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by leetreaper
                                    Of course it;
                                    's in their heads, now plz do this

                                    why?
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                                    • CarpeDime
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SportsMushroom
                                      why?
                                      i think leatrappear really wants to kill himself, but doesnt have the guts, so it makes him feel better for 1/2 a second to tell other people to

                                      very very psychologically diseased dude
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                                      • leetreaper
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                                        #20
                                        all f.a.g. on ignore, thank you
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                                        • eidolon
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SportsMushroom
                                          you mean you dont want to hear them ask for equal rights and equal treatment?


                                          and just this thread are a bunch of morons telling gay people that they dont really like men, its all in their head

                                          bunch of uneducated morons on this forum and on tv
                                          mushroom, maybe you can help me out here:
                                          The only thing I don't understand about homosexuals being born gay, is that wouldn't it have stopped at some point because of evolution (procreate) ?
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                                          • leetreaper
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by eidolon
                                            mushroom, maybe you can help me out here:
                                            The only thing I don't understand about homosexuals being born gay, is that wouldn't it have stopped at some point because of evolution (procreate) ?
                                            He's clueless like all of them, case closed.
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                                            • PAULYPOKER
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CarpeDime

                                              i think leatrappear really wants to kill himself, but doesnt have the guts, so it makes him feel better for 1/2 a second to tell other people to
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                                              • The Kraken
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by eidolon
                                                mushroom, maybe you can help me out here:
                                                The only thing I don't understand about homosexuals being born gay, is that wouldn't it have stopped at some point because of evolution (procreate) ?
                                                Gays can and do procreate
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                                                • itchypickle
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                                                  #25
                                                  A&E just put him on hiatus....unreal.
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                                                  • CarpeDime
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by itchypickle
                                                    A&E just put him on hiatus....unreal.
                                                    pickler its 2014 pal

                                                    gay sh*t is the new sh*t for the new millennium son

                                                    might as well get used to it bro
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                                                    • greenhippo
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                      Gays can and do procreate
                                                      I'm rather shocked there are people in today's world who doesn't know this....
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                                                      • itchypickle
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                                        pickler its 2014 pal

                                                        gay sh*t is the new sh*t for the new millennium son

                                                        might as well get used to it bro
                                                        Doesn't mean you boot a man from his perch because of his views either though.....thats not 2014 either. This hypersensitiveness is getting old...first paula dean now this dude.
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                                                        • CarpeDime
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by greenhippo
                                                          I'm rather shocked there are people in today's world who doesn't know this....
                                                          right, it's not rocket science to figure out how

                                                          a man jizzes in his boyfriend's butt, and you take the jizz out of the guy's butt and put it in a vagina and vuala, you will get a baby

                                                          or a guy can suck his boyfriend off and the put the jizz from his mouth into a vagina

                                                          lots of ways, very easy and they have probably been doing these techniques for years to be able to precreate
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                                                          • King Mayan
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by itchypickle
                                                            A&E just put him on hiatus....unreal.
                                                            The dumbfukk was on a queer channel to begin with... Only Homos watch A&E...
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                                                            • Cuse0323
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                              Gays can and do procreate
                                                              Yep. This has been happening forever, Alexander the Great was a big queer and he had kids. Everyone was banging anything back in the day but still knew they had to procreate.
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                                                              • itchypickle
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                                                                • 11-05-09
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                                The dumbfukk was on a queer channel to begin with... Only Homos watch A&E...
                                                                First 48, Criminal Minds, CSI Miami, Storage Wars, Bonnie & Clyde, Dog the Bounty Hunter....all of those shows are featured in the next 3 days according to the channel guide so what does this tell you....

                                                                You can have a real life felon (Dog Chapman) shows about pedophiles, serial killers and gang violence to be glorified....but let one guy OFF AIR TO GQ MAGAZINE answer a question honestly and he's suddenly offensive to the network? Thats what is insane about this story

                                                                And c'mon Mayan...Phil Robertson was a better QB in college than Terry Bradshaw....was his 1st stringer and didn't go to the league in the day because he was an admitted drunk and partier.....a real man's man
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                                                                • King Mayan
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Ok let me correct that only homos and old geezers watch that channel
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                                                                  • Harold Baines
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I love it. Mega money against ultra political correctness. I honestly thought that the big money would win out. I'm shocked that A&E would mess with this money machine. There is going to be huge backlash from the people that watch that show. I'd guess 90% of the die hards agree with what he said.
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                                                                    • Kermit
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      I always thought backwoods hillbillies were into ass-sex.
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