Good legal present for a friend thats incarcerated?

[The Samurai]

Kinda hard to figure on. Got a buddy that won't be out till 2015. Known him for 20 years. Do I buy him books or just send him $ to buy food and soap and all that stuff? Already told him when he gets out I'm gonna get him laid (hookers) and take him on a deep sea fishing trip to Baja.I feel like a bastard cuz I told him the collect calls are a rip off, so I haven't spoken to him in almost a year.

[SharpBoxing]

Why is he incarcerated for?

[BennyBigNuts]

Some friend you are. He's a good friend but you don't accept his $4 phone calls?
That's pretty pathetic.
I'd be ashamed of myself if I ever let $4 come between me and a friend who needs me.

[Russian Rocket]

forget books, they got plenty of that over there...send money - that's the best you can do for him.
yeah and Benny is right...the last thing you wanna do to a man who's locked up in 4 walls for years is to decline his collect calls...that's really fukked up

[Big Bear]

why would someone in prison need money?

[BennyBigNuts]

why would someone in prison need money?

Are you kidding?
Commissary brah. It's like heaven if you're in there and can get some food that isn't served in the mess hole.

You're black, you've never been to prison BB?

[Big Bear]

Are you kidding?
Commissary brah. It's like heaven if you're in there and can get some food that isn't served in the mess hole.

You're black, you've never been to prison BB?

nah i am no criminal

[BennyBigNuts]

nah i am no criminal

[Dr.Gonzo]

Some friend you are. He's a good friend but you don't accept his $4 phone calls?
That's pretty pathetic.
I'd be ashamed of myself if I ever let $4 come between me and a friend who needs me.

I've got to second this, really bad form. If I were in his position I'd be pretty disappointed.

Send him money and start taking his phone calls, if you help someone out they might have your back when you need it.

[Big Bear]

are they allowed to have congical visits from
prostitutes?

[pulledclear]

A file in a cake.

[smokenjoke]

Depends where he's at!!! Prison or county? Best you can do if he's in county is send him $$$ and accept his calls but be careful with the calls cause I hear they are charging an arm and a leg for collect calls from county. If prison, you can have F2F visits (full minimum) and bring a care package but check cause there's a max limit, something like 50 pds!!! Magazines are good like playboy and eastbay for gear!!!
Write a letter every once in a while!!! Always uplifting to hear your name called for mail!!!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Some prisons you cant send money to the prisoner. But you can buy shit for them from the commissary. Theres a list of items you can buy, check the ones you want, make payment to the prison.

[FrozenMAN]

pds??? who uses that as an abbreviation for pounds??? IN AMERICA WE USE LBS lol

[CountNo_Account]

http://www.jpay.com/

[smokenjoke]

pds??? who uses that as an abbreviation for pounds??? IN AMERICA WE USE LBS lol

What are you??? SBR Hall/spelling monitor??? I dont see a badge!!! You understood what the fck it means broke dick fck!!! Suck a frozen 1!!!

[The Samurai]

Appreciated the responses. Thanks guys. Reason I can't afford the calls is he's in NV and I'm in Cali and you can't just accept the calls through your carrier. You have to set up a prepaid account through this scam outfit. Long story short. First couple months he's in, I set up the account. Put a couple c- notes on it. Thinking that will last a while. Nope! With the connection fees and crap, 10 minute calls were costing me around 25 bucks. Thanks Count for the jaypay site. I put a c-note on his commissary and also found a deal were I can send him clothes. Damn tho! A pair of converse was 50 bucks. Sent him some shoes, pants, wife beaters, thermals for winter, and a coat. $286. So withe the jaypay fees and stuff. I spent 314. All I got for my bday was a blowjob and a dinner at black Angus. Hope he enjoys it.

[CountNo_Account]

Appreciated the responses. Thanks guys. Reason I can't afford the calls is he's in NV and I'm in Cali and you can't just accept the calls through your carrier. You have to set up a prepaid account through this scam outfit. Long story short. First couple months he's in, I set up the account. Put a couple c- notes on it. Thinking that will last a while. Nope! With the connection fees and crap, 10 minute calls were costing me around 25 bucks. Thanks Count for the jaypay site. I put a c-note on his commissary and also found a deal were I can send him clothes. Damn tho! A pair of converse was 50 bucks. Sent him some shoes, pants, wife beaters, thermals for winter, and a coat. $286. So withe the jaypay fees and stuff. I spent 314. All I got for my bday was a blowjob and a dinner at black Angus. Hope he enjoys it.

You are welcome.The site was recommended to me by a friend in prison and I have used it and it was very easy. Cash for commissary is hard to beat for those guys that are locked up...

[BennyBigNuts]

All I got for my bday was a blowjob and a dinner at black Angus. Hope he enjoys it.

LOL

[James D]

are they allowed to have congical visits from
prostitutes?

No and it's conjugal. Unless he is a heroin/ meth addict send money

[Grits n' Gravy]

if he's a punk don't waste it on books as it will be spent foolishly. if he has family, take care of them. you take your man's call at least one time.