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  • Big Bear
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-01-11
    • 43253

    #1
    If given exactly 24 Hours in Vegas
    Whats your itinerary?


    sitting at the pool drinkin mai tai's?

    Table games?

    Sportsbook?

    Shopping?

    hitting up shows?

    go carts?

    Looking for cocaine and strippers?

    smoker check in
  • Louisvillekid1
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-17-07
    • 52143

    #2
    $1 non smoking blackjack table, drinking shots of fireball, all while playing keno...

    Then of course dumpster diving and bonus whoring with fishhead
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    • Big Bear
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-01-11
      • 43253

      #3
      Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
      $1 non smoking blackjack table, drinking shots of fireball, all while playing keno...

      Then of course dumpster diving and bonus whoring with fishhead
      non-smoking black jack for $1 where is that?
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      • 747planes
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 08-25-13
        • 658

        #4
        Party, dine out and check out a show. I don't need casinos, got pinnacle!
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        • BIGDAY
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 02-17-10
          • 48245

          #5
          6am - Wake up. Time change always gets me up early.
          6:15 - Phone in room service breakfast, jump in shower.
          6:45 - Chow some muffins, sausage links, and fruit.
          7:15 - Find some premium coffee.
          8 - Grab a reserved cabana at the pool for mmachicka. Sit down for a bit and relax.
          8:30 - Go to sportbook and demand them to get their fukken ass out of bed and print some fuggen sheets! Day ball games start at 9-10am there...
          9 - They finnaly get their azz in gear and print sheets. Sit down and study lines.
          9:30 - Place wagers.
          10 - Back at poolside cabana to watch day games. Sipping on a bloodymary.
          11:15 - Order lunch
          12pm - Chow some cole cuts and cheese sampler.
          12:30 - Start drinking heavily now as day game action going south... Typically light beer. If you drink all day, stick to light beer.
          1 to 3 - Study game from pool cabana/Let mmachicka know how much I lover her/dip in and out of pool/Sip on an occasional pina colada or mojito.
          4pm - On way back up to room to change, lay evening wagers at sportbook.
          4:30 - Have some fun with the spousal unit/mmackicka in room then shower up and get ready for nice dinner reservation.
          6:30 - Chow some surf n turf and split a nice bottle of vino.
          9 - Hit up a nice show. If we don't do a show we'll stroll the strip/shop/Dip into new parts of casinos we haven't been to yet.
          11 - Text Loshak and ask him where the party is at.
          1 to 2 - I'm old and hit the bed.

          Complete relaxation mode for me when I go to Vegas.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            Sportsbook/race book

            Then in between fuk 5 hookers non cover


            My dream
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            • daneblazer
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 09-14-08
              • 27861

              #7
              Going to the Pawn Stars place. Hit up the sports book on a football day or March Madness. Then eating some good food and playing a big poker tournament.
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              • Sam Odom
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-30-05
                • 58063

                #8
                Originally posted by Big Bear

                Table games?

                Craps...
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                • Big Bear
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-01-11
                  • 43253

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BIGDAY
                  6am - Wake up. Time change always gets me up early.
                  6:15 - Phone in room service breakfast, jump in shower.
                  6:45 - Chow some muffins, sausage links, and fruit.
                  7:15 - Find some premium coffee.
                  8 - Grab a reserved cabana at the pool for mmachicka. Sit down for a bit and relax.
                  8:30 - Go to sportbook and demand them to get their fukken ass out of bed and print some fuggen sheets! Day ball games start at 9-10am there...
                  9 - They finnaly get their azz in gear and print sheets. Sit down and study lines.
                  9:30 - Place wagers.
                  10 - Back at poolside cabana to watch day games. Sipping on a bloodymary.
                  11:15 - Order lunch
                  12pm - Chow some cole cuts and cheese sampler.
                  12:30 - Start drinking heavily now as day game action going south... Typically light beer. If you drink all day, stick to light beer.
                  1 to 3 - Study game from pool cabana/Let mmachicka know how much I lover her/dip in and out of pool/Sip on an occasional pina colada or mojito.
                  4pm - On way back up to room to change, lay evening wagers at sportbook.
                  4:30 - Have some fun with the spousal unit/mmackicka in room then shower up and get ready for nice dinner reservation.
                  6:30 - Chow some surf n turf and split a nice bottle of vino.
                  9 - Hit up a nice show. If we don't do a show we'll stroll the strip/shop/Dip into new parts of casinos we haven't been to yet.
                  11 - Text Loshak and ask him where the party is at.
                  1 to 2 - I'm old and hit the bed.

                  Complete relaxation mode for me when I go to Vegas.
                  you mention watching games from poolside cabana...

                  is there a cabana rental that lets you get NFL sunday ticket? bc that would be sweet
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                  • Smoke
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 10-09-09
                    • 48111

                    #10
                    Mandalay bay
                    Poolside
                    Mrs Milwaukee
                    Mrs Bigday
                    Strippers
                    Hookers
                    Weed
                    Sportsbook
                    Pai gow
                    Baccarat
                    Craps
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                    • BIGDAY
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 02-17-10
                      • 48245

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Big Bear
                      you mention watching games from poolside cabana...

                      is there a cabana rental that lets you get NFL sunday ticket? bc that would be sweet
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                      • Killer_Demo
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 06-15-08
                        • 8409

                        #12
                        Craps, pop some Roxi 30's, smoke a joint, hit the clubs
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                        • ChalkyDog
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 10-02-11
                          • 9598

                          #13
                          Head out to M or Red Rock, sportsbook and tables until I turn into a pumpkin.
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                          • crustyme
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-29-10
                            • 16896

                            #14
                            been there done that 1000x

                            kinda sick of it.
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                            • tony_come
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-31-10
                              • 21695

                              #15
                              Read a good book at the pool

                              And sleep
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                              • pologq
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-07-12
                                • 19899

                                #16
                                never been there, i would get some room service for breakfast, get a nice prostitue, hit up a sportsbook, watch the day games, get a nice prostitute for during halftime, go eat a nice sandwich, hit up the pool with 2 working girls then enjoy a threesome with them.
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                                • RealSlimShady
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 12-24-07
                                  • 6249

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  Sportsbook/race book

                                  Then in between fuk 5 hookers non cover


                                  My dream
                                  That's BS, coach.
                                  Last year, you said you were a shut in while there. Kept ordering room service and stayed in the room!
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                                  • opie1988
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-12-10
                                    • 23429

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by crustyme
                                    been there done that 1000x

                                    kinda sick of it.
                                    This.
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                                    • RealSlimShady
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 12-24-07
                                      • 6249

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Smoke
                                      Mandalay bay
                                      Poolside
                                      Mrs Milwaukee
                                      Mrs Bigday

                                      Strippers
                                      Hookers
                                      Weed
                                      Sportsbook
                                      Pai gow
                                      Baccarat
                                      Craps
                                      Smoke, you sicko
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                                      • kmarinouofm
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 01-26-09
                                        • 8437

                                        #20
                                        8am.. wake up.. wash face get dressed smoke a joint

                                        830 ish.. head down to books.. look at lines.. try to find anything slow moving and see if its something i want..

                                        9ish lay bets.. usually 2-3 i dont hit a ton of games wheni go to vegas.. usually i buy 2-3 tickets at a time.. 200-500$ a game..

                                        930ish walk into Bouchon and get my grub on.. some bubbles..some quality food.. and its time for the pool

                                        10-1pm sit at pool and get shit faced.. usually hit a pool club.. cabana.. etc.. depends on my group and etc..

                                        2 pm have lunch..

                                        3.. head back to the book.. check games.. lay more action .. maybe hang out a bit at the book. .have a few drinks.. smoke a stogie with the boys..

                                        4-6 is usually back at the pool...

                                        6-8 .. smoke again.. disco nap..

                                        8ish dinner .. Social House... tao.. something nice..

                                        930-12ish.. wander up and down .. hit craps tables.. maybe some other games. .. my crew prefers craps, blackjack.. and 3 card poker..

                                        1230ish.. call around and see who is in town and who can help me out.. head over to a few clubs.. check out the new venues etc..

                                        3-5ish leave clubs.. head over to Grand Lux .. eat late.. pass out..

                                        wash rinse repeat...

                                        if you dont do bouchon while you are there.. u are a fool..
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                                        • Eejit
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 12-22-11
                                          • 626

                                          #21
                                          Craps, Craps, Craps

                                          Hit ATM reload

                                          Craps, Craps, Craps
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                                          • boeing power
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 03-23-10
                                            • 9698

                                            #22
                                            Similar to bigday for me...


                                            6am - Wake up. Time change always gets me up early.
                                            6:15 - Phone in room service breakfast, jump in shower.
                                            6:45 - Chow some muffins, sausage links, and fruit.
                                            7:15 - Find some premium coffee.
                                            8 - Grab a reserved cabana at the pool for mmachicka. Sit down for a bit and relax.
                                            8:30 - Go to sportbook and demand them to get their fukken ass out of bed and print some fuggen sheets! Day ball games start at 9-10am there...
                                            9 - They finnaly get their azz in gear and print sheets. Sit down and study lines.
                                            9:30 - Place wagers.
                                            10 - Back at poolside cabana to watch day games. Sipping on a bloodymary.
                                            11:15 - Order lunch
                                            12pm - Chow some cole cuts and cheese sampler.
                                            12:30 - Start drinking heavily now as day game action going south... Typically light beer. If you drink all day, stick to light beer.
                                            1 to 3 - Study game from pool cabana/Let mmachicka know how much I lover her/dip in and out of MMA chicka/Sip on an occasional pina colada or mojito.
                                            4pm - On way back up to room to change, lay evening wagers at sportbook.
                                            4:30 - Have some fun with the spousal unit/mmackicka in room then shower up and get ready for nice dinner reservation.
                                            6:30 - Chow some surf n turf and split a nice bottle of vino.
                                            9 - Hit up a nice show. If we don't do a show we'll stroll the strip/shop/Dip into new parts of casinos we haven't been to yet.
                                            11 - Text Loshak and ask him where the party is at.
                                            1 to 2 - I'm old and hit the bed.

                                            Complete relaxation mode for me when I go to Vegas.
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                                            • lemart5
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 01-12-11
                                              • 2818

                                              #23
                                              Drive down the strip in a rental car with my ass cheeks hanging out the windows.
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                                              • etothep
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-14-07
                                                • 1299

                                                #24
                                                My answer depends on the circumstances

                                                Like am I taking a quick 24 hour trip to Vegas or did I cross the wrong people there & now I know that I've only got 24 hrs til they find me?
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                                                • Big Bear
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 11-01-11
                                                  • 43253

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by etothep
                                                  My answer depends on the circumstances

                                                  Like am I taking a quick 24 hour trip to Vegas or did I cross the wrong people there & now I know that I've only got 24 hrs til they find me?
                                                  24 hour trip. Vegas is one of the safest cities in America i doubt you would have to worry about anyone starting trouble. The whole city is under 24/7 survaliance
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388179

                                                    #26
                                                    Everyone loves Vegas Period

                                                    Especially if your a sports bettor
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                                                    • Big Bear
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 11-01-11
                                                      • 43253

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      Everyone loves Vegas Period

                                                      Especially if your a sports bettor
                                                      what you mean period?

                                                      whats your typical day in vegas JJ?
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                                                      • darkhat
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 08-18-10
                                                        • 5722

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Big Bear
                                                        what you mean period?

                                                        whats your typical day in vegas JJ?
                                                        JJ 24 hour trip is basically this

                                                        5:30am: rolls out of bed with pillow lines all pressed into his face
                                                        5:31am:checks SBR, EOG, the rx, madjacks, peepsplace
                                                        5:45am: decides not to shower for the day
                                                        5:46am: decides not to brush his teeth for the day
                                                        5:47am: checks SBR, EOG, the rx, madjacks, peepsplace
                                                        6:01am: puts on sweat pants and a stained white t-shirt that he wore the day before
                                                        6:02am: checks SBR, EOG, the rx, madjacks, peepsplace
                                                        6:07am: starts the process of putting on his wig
                                                        10:27am: 4 hours later he finally managed to convince himself the placement of the wig actually looks like hair
                                                        10:50am: walks out of the dump hotel he stayed at on freemont st
                                                        11:27am: bus finally picks him up to bring him to the strip and drops him off at the Wynn
                                                        11:57am: goes to the restroom to adjust his wig
                                                        11:59am: grabs a coffee and rotation schedule,
                                                        12:00pm: checks SBR, EOG, the rx, madjacks, peepsplace
                                                        12:12am: places wagers in the sportsbook
                                                        12:13am: checks SBR, EOG, the rx, madjacks, peepsplace
                                                        12:34am: takes a cab to southpoint
                                                        12:50pm: eats a jumbo cole cut sandwich
                                                        12:51pm: checks SBR, EOG, the rx, madjacks, peepsplace
                                                        12:55pm: places bets and sits in the sportsbook
                                                        12:59pm: checks SBR, EOG, the rx, madjacks, peepsplace
                                                        10:30pm: starts calling people to ** him money for a plane ticket since he's barreled in
                                                        11:44pm: sleeps on a bench by the airport
                                                        6:05am: gets on a plane and goes home.
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                                                        • Smoke
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 10-09-09
                                                          • 48111

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by RealSlimShady
                                                          Smoke, you sicko
                                                          Shady I would preggo both
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                                                          • kyhawk
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 06-21-08
                                                            • 1012

                                                            #30
                                                            Typical 24 hour day when I lived there.

                                                            Get up 10-11 am.

                                                            Workout or walk for 45 minutes to hour.

                                                            Boring lunch.

                                                            Get boring everyday stuff for house at Home Depot, WalMart, Etc.

                                                            Hang around house until work.

                                                            Leave for work 5 pm.

                                                            Get in cab for work for 10 plus hours.

                                                            Nothing exciting happens at all.

                                                            Cash out small money for big bill at Gold Coast.

                                                            Turn in money 4 am.

                                                            Repeat. Boring if you live there. Gets old quick.

                                                            On days off head to Red Rock or Mt Charleston, or golf at Muni.
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                                                            • ParlayininHTown
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 06-27-10
                                                              • 7561

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                                              Everyone loves Vegas Period

                                                              Especially if your a sports bettor

                                                              Too noisy and loud for me.

                                                              Too many people.

                                                              Too many sexy women.

                                                              Fukks me up cause of my anxiety problems.

                                                              Easier to bet local/online and stay to my miserable self.
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                                                              • bubblebuttluv
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 11-13-12
                                                                • 5179

                                                                #32
                                                                Whores

                                                                Sportsbook

                                                                Nose Candy

                                                                Check out one of these topless pool things at the hotels
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by kyhawk
                                                                  Typical 24 hour day when I lived there.

                                                                  Get up 10-11 am.

                                                                  Workout or walk for 45 minutes to hour.



                                                                  Boring lunch.

                                                                  Get boring everyday stuff for house at Home Depot, WalMart, Etc.

                                                                  Hang around house until work.

                                                                  Leave for work 5 pm.

                                                                  Get in cab for work for 10 plus hours.

                                                                  Nothing exciting happens at all.

                                                                  Cash out small money for big bill at Gold Coast.

                                                                  Turn in money 4 am.

                                                                  Repeat. Boring if you live there. Gets old quick.

                                                                  On days off head to Red Rock or Mt Charleston, or golf at Muni.
                                                                  You could ay that about any place in world

                                                                  Its what you make of it
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                                                                  • Louisvillekid1
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 10-17-07
                                                                    • 52143

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Big Bear
                                                                    non-smoking black jack for $1 where is that?
                                                                    Ive sent this post to TJ & CC for the

                                                                    COMMON MAN, segment
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Kid I thought you smoked??

                                                                      Cigars??
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