So if you wake up and your finger smells like your butthole, you may have pinworms.
Good to know.
...just like Confucius used to say..."Man who go to bed with itchy asshole, Wake up with smelly finger!"
Comment
Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#105247
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Yo, you have a manly man's voice!
Barry White MFer
Comment
Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#105248
We need more Manstaaaaa
Comment
stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65897
#105249
I wonder if Lily spits or swallows?
Comment
Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#105250
Originally posted by stevenash
My wife just scolded me because I said Lamar Jackson is a slippery little monkey.
Was that wrong?
NO!...and I'd be willing to bet that Howard Cosell agrees with you!...
Comment
stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65897
#105251
Comment
Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#105252
Fikk now a 30 yard punt....
The fukk the special teams doing
Comment
Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#105253
Originally posted by stevenash
I wonder if Lily spits or swallows?
fuk that Nasher!...I'm creamping her ass!...Damn right!...I'd shoot every ounce of my life giving sperm deep inside her fertile womb!...
Comment
DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#105254
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
Barry White MFer
Not gonna lie..
If you had said my name in that video with that voice of yours, instead of saying your own name, I probably woulda creamed my undies.
Comment
stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65897
#105255
Originally posted by Da Manster!
fuk that Nasher!...I'm creamping her ass!...Damn right!...I'd shoot every ounce of my life giving sperm deep inside her fertile womb!...
My man!
Comment
DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#105256
Best I can hope for is 1-1 night tonight and lose a little bit of juice.
Comment
Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#105257
Now that touchdown might cause us some trouble
Comment
Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#105258
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Not gonna lie..
If you had said my name in that video with that voice of yours, instead of saying your own name, I probably woulda creamed my undies.
Listen here Phaggot
A new video can easily be made
Comment
stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65897
#105259
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Best I can hope for is 1-1 night tonight and lose a little bit of juice.
Bet the 2H under.
Would you’re pal Nasher let you down?
Comment
DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#105260
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
Listen here Phaggot
A new video can easily be made
Well shit... Now I'm blushing.
Comment
DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#105261
Originally posted by stevenash
Bet the 2H under.
Would you’re pal Nasher let you down?
I missed out, Nasher.
I used halftime to go wrap one x-mas gift.
Comment
Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#105262
Wow missed extra point
Parkey dead ass pulling a Dan Bailey
Comment
Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#105263
fukkin Parkey gonna make Clint push on his teaser (assuming things stay the way they are)...fukker just missed an extra pt!..
Comment
Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#105264
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
Wow missed extra point
Parkey dead ass pulling a Dan Bailey
I've said it a hundred times on both this forum and thread...I've never seen so many missed extra points, FG's, etc in my whole life than this year at all levels (college and pro)...Kickers suck major moose dong and ass nowadays...unfukkin' real!
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Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#105265
good thing Jackson is a gimmick QB who can't throw...just overthrew Mark Andrews for a TD!...now they have to punt!...I'll take it!...
Comment
DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#105266
fawk
Comment
Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#105267
with a teaser, the back door is always open!...
Comment
DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#105268
Originally posted by Da Manster!
with a teaser, the back door is always open!...
Manster, are you talking about the NFL game or your next conquest in the hotel room?
Comment
Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#105269
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Manster, are you talking about the NFL game or your next conquest in the hotel room?
NFL Game
Comment
DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#105270
Comment
stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65897
#105271
That sucked
Comment
Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#105272
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Manster, are you talking about the NFL game or your next conquest in the hotel room?
gonna see Diamond tomorrow!......Saw her about 2 years and now she's back in town!...excellent belch material!...
Wow missed extra point
Parkey dead ass pulling a Dan Bailey
You know who would have made those kicks?
Wait for it...wait for it... wait for it...
(nah, I better not)
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Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#105275
damn they went for 2pt conversion and got it!......I got the Browns (+13.5) in my teaser....that means another TD by the Ravens won't beat me!......but I'd still to see the Browns win outright, let alone cover!...
Comment
Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#105276
Originally posted by stevenash
You know who would have made those kicks?
Wait for it...wait for it... wait for it...
(nah, I better not)
Ok, I'll take the bait...Humor me...
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#105277
Originally posted by Da Manster!
gonna see Diamond tomorrow!......Saw her about 2 years and now she's back in town!...excellent belch material!...