Man Who Has Been In Government For Nearly 50 Years Promises To Fix Government

rkelly110 · 08-21-20, 06:12 AM

Originally posted by Sanity Check

U.S.—According to sources at the DNC, Joe Biden, a man who has been part of government since before Jaws, Star Wars, the Walkman, the NES, and the publishing of The Silmarillion, is just the man for the difficult task of fixing the government.

"This man who has been part of the broken system since 1972 is our last hope to fix the broken system," said a DNC spokesperson. "See, since he's been part of the problem for so long, only he knows how bad the problem is. So only he can fix it. If you got some outsider with, like, morals and stuff, they would be too horrified to even go to Washington in the first place."

"No, we need someone who's been part of the swamp and has participated in much injustice, oppression, and bloodshed to fix the whole thing from the ground up."

He also has a cop helping him out, sources confirmed at publishing time.

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-...fix-government

Your boy blew it the fuk up again and still. Now joe has to come in and fix everything......again. He helped obama fix bushes shit and that was real bad. You guys harp on left vs right governorship, but the most hurt done to our country has been by a repub pres and it's happening again.

Auto Donk · 08-21-20, 06:44 AM

I felt sorry for the senile son of a bitch as he struggled to even read his stupid fukkin' speech.....

even reading a teleprompter is a challenge for this pathetic man who is a mere shell of his former, corrupt, arrogant ass......

someone started a thread saying Creepy Joe reminded them of Rick Flair..... he reminds me of the alzheimer patients in the lockdown unit -- the telltale blank stare on his corrupt, nasty face..... squinty, vacant eyes..... mind has turned to mush........

Turd Ferguson · 08-21-20, 06:53 AM

Originally posted by rkelly110

Your boy blew it the fuk up again and still. Now joe has to come in and fix everything......again. He helped obama fix bushes shit and that was real bad. You guys harp on left vs right governorship, but the most hurt done to our country has been by a repub pres and it's happening again.

Biden's going to have a bigger mess to clean up than Obama did. If the bad guys keep control of the senate, they'll do their best to stop him.

dante1 · 08-21-20, 07:39 AM

Originally posted by Turd Ferguson

Biden's going to have a bigger mess to clean up than Obama did. If the bad guys keep control of the senate, they'll do their best to stop him.

absolutely, we need the senate badly. you know the irony of this Biden attack by the R is laughable. they are attempting to paint him as a far left guy. that is complete BS. absolute total BS.

hey OP you tossed around the communism word yesterday and I asked you to explain yourself--you disappeared. How about today

dante1 · 08-21-20, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

I felt sorry for the senile son of a bitch as he struggled to even read his stupid fukkin' speech.....

even reading a teleprompter is a challenge for this pathetic man who is a mere shell of his former, corrupt, arrogant ass......

someone started a thread saying Creepy Joe reminded them of Rick Flair..... he reminds me of the alzheimer patients in the lockdown unit -- the telltale blank stare on his corrupt, nasty face..... squinty, vacant eyes..... mind has turned to mush........

Alzheimer patients? I pushed up a thread for you take a look. lol

dante1 · 08-21-20, 07:50 AM

they have zero against Biden, LG called him one of god's greatest creations. he is very vanilla, no ghosts in the closet, just a nice guy. I don't believe he will be a great president but he will be one billion times better than what we have now. take a look at the shit they are attempting to toss on that guy. lol

here is an interesting note. guess how much the R party has spent on this campaign so far--did you say 1 billion dollars. if so you win the prize. one billion and they have not moved the polls at all. outspending the D's by hundreds of millions. but, the D's are fighting back and have almost as much money now as the ahole party. what can you possibly tell the voters that will change their minds at this point. you either are a crazy and will vote for Trump, or you have an IQ over 60 and will not.

rkelly110 · 08-21-20, 08:02 AM

Here's your silent majority fellas.

Auto Donk · 08-21-20, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by dante1

they have zero against Biden, LG called him one of god's greatest creations. he is very vanilla, no ghosts in the closet, just a nice guy. I don't believe he will be a great president but he will be one billion times better than what we have now. take a look at the shit they are attempting to toss on that guy. lol

here is an interesting note. guess how much the R party has spent on this campaign so far--did you say 1 billion dollars. if so you win the prize. one billion and they have not moved the polls at all. outspending the D's by hundreds of millions. but, the D's are fighting back and have almost as much money now as the ahole party. what can you possibly tell the voters that will change their minds at this point. you either are a crazy and will vote for Trump, or you have an IQ over 60 and will not.

no ghosts in the closet? wow, send me some of whatever you're smoking/taking..... I'd love to escape from reality to that degree....

then again, the person he raped in the halls of the senate isn't dead, and thus isn't a ghost.... you need to read up on how his brother who never built a thing in his life got paid millions on a construction contract in Iraq, as part of the "rebuilding" efforts.... then there's the $1.5 billion he scored from china, to funnel into an "investment" firm run by his crack smokin' son Hunter who has a penchant for getting high in strip clubs and letting strippers fuk him in the ass with strapons (along with John Kerry's son and some other idiot, all of whom have/had no investment banking experience. You certainly know about his Ukraine exploits. Simply put, every where biden has gone on behalf of our gov't he has profited immensely. He is the poster boy for corruption.....

The Kraken · 08-21-20, 10:09 AM

good point here

Biden definitely part of the problem, but Trump even worse. Give Trump 50 years and we’ll be prt of Russia

DwightShrute · 08-21-20, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

good point here

Biden definitely part of the problem, but Trump even worse. Give Trump 50 years and we’ll be prt of Russia

how so? Before the Chinese virus, almost everything is better under Trump. Best economy ever. Lowest unemployment rates for every minority. New trade deals. Border security. ISIS caliphate destroyed. There are many more. Shall I continue?

Imagine is the Press was fair and democrats didn't hate their country

rkelly110 · 08-21-20, 11:28 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

good point here

Biden definitely part of the problem, but Trump even worse. Give Trump 50 years and we’ll be prt of Russia

Try the next 3 years if this pig of a man is re elected.

slewfan · 08-21-20, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

good point here

Biden definitely part of the problem, but Trump even worse. Give Trump 50 years and we’ll be prt of Russia

Give Biden 2 years and we'll be part of China.

Thor4140 · 08-21-20, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by rkelly110

Your boy blew it the fuk up again and still. Now joe has to come in and fix everything......again. He helped obama fix bushes shit and that was real bad. You guys harp on left vs right governorship, but the most hurt done to our country has been by a repub pres and it's happening again.

Let’s not forget Clinton fixing the mess Bush senior left. These assholes have no clue what is going on around them right in front of their faces