Poker Championship Group Last Longer 50pts

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 09-14-12, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Anyone that is playing in the SBR Poker Championship and wants to be included in the group last longer bet, post in here and send me your 50 points. Points have to be in before the start of the tournament - obviously- and I'll pay them out to the winner once the Championship is complete.

Points have to be sent (no verbal "I'll pay later") in order for you to be in the last longer bet.

I'M IN.

...and I'll just pay later.

**GUMMO77** · 09-14-12, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

I'M IN.

...and I'll just pay later.

Pay now you sexy beast.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 09-14-12, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Pay now you sexy beast.

You said we couldn't say "I'll pay later".

I clearly said "I'll just pay later".

I added an extra word. A real one in the English language, too. Seems well within the rules previously stated.

Or are you now trying to CHANGE the rules???

And you wonder why I wanted Carseller to hold the points...

**tatddy** · 09-14-12, 04:24 PM

Didn't I already have a thread?

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 09-14-12, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by tatddy

Didn't I already have a thread?

4 out of 5 SBR'ers agreed in a poll that this thread is BETTER.

**tatddy** · 09-14-12, 04:32 PM

It's like the Neumanieum from Seinfeld. Battle is on.

**GUMMO77** · 09-14-12, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by tatddy

Didn't I already have a thread?

Just wanted a non-clusted thread where people posted their points for the group last longer. Or else it's going to end up with 20 guys saying "sure, I'm in" but with no one putting up points.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 09-14-12, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by tatddy

Battle is on.

**downsouth** · 09-14-12, 07:44 PM

I am interested but now confused on which thread to send points in. It appears gummo just wanted to steal Tats thunder.

**GUMMO77** · 09-14-12, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

I am interested but now confused on which thread to send points in. It appears gummo just wanted to steal Tats thunder.

Hahaha naw, nothing like that. I just wanted to have one thread to post points, which hasn't worked out at all. Tat can still get 100% credit for this. I thought this would be easier and it has failed.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 09-14-12, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

I am interested but now confused on which thread to send points in. It appears gummo just wanted to steal Tats thunder.

I'm totally confused now as well.

Maybe I should start another thread???....

**GUMMO77** · 09-14-12, 07:57 PM

Jezus

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 09-14-12, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Jezus

Well... unlike you... I WANT the credit.

**GUMMO77** · 09-14-12, 08:05 PM

I hate all of you.

But still want to make sweet love to most of you.

**tatddy** · 09-14-12, 08:09 PM

Even though you just confused the entire forum Gummo I think you're a swell guy so I'm gonna send the first 50 points in this thread for the group last longer. My thread will remain open for anyone that wants H2H last longers with a fish like me.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 09-14-12, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Just wanted a non-clusted thread...

Hear ya... then guys like tat & downsouth come along to muck it all up and turn a good idea into a clusterfuk of a thread.

UNREAL those guys.

I'll even take a smidgen of some blame ( ~.0000001%) but I wouldn't have even posted in this thread if Beerdog hadn't insisted I do so in PM.

But, for my small part in sending this well-intentioned thread into the crapper... I sincerely offer you this for penance:

...where people posted their points for the group last longer.
Or else it's going to end up with 20 guys saying "sure, I'm in" but with no one putting up points.

WORD

(start another thread)

**BeerDog99** · 09-14-12, 09:37 PM

Points sent, good luck guys!

**zam77** · 09-14-12, 09:46 PM

biters avatar has my thoughts all sorts of jumbley... can't figure out what to do now

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 09-14-12, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by BeerDog99

Points sent, good luck guys!

So this is gonna be the official thread?

Well, ok I guess but Gummo in ALL FAIRNESS, I'm gonna deduct a point that you'll be responsible for simply because of all the confusion you caused.

In your heart... you know that's more than fair.

49 sent

**The Giant** · 09-14-12, 09:50 PM

I'm in. Points sent.

I'm sorry BiteMe is ruining your thread with his nonsense, Gummo. Please understand that most of us appreciate all the hard work you put into this.

**GUMMO77** · 09-14-12, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

So this is gonna be the official thread?

Well, ok I guess but Gummo in ALL FAIRNESS, I'm gonna deduct a point that you'll be responsible for simply because of all the confusion you caused.

In your heart... you know that's more than fair.

49 sent

Covering the final 2% is my pleasure.

Much love.

**GUMMO77** · 09-14-12, 09:59 PM

7 in so far with 350 to the winner.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 09-14-12, 10:02 PM

in

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 09-14-12, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

I'm in. Points sent.

I'm sorry BiteMe is ruining your thread with his nonsense, Gummo. Please understand that most of us appreciate all the hard work you put into this.

Look at post #1. It's TWO sentences, ffs. Does that constitute "hard work" in your world, Giant?

Are you the kind of guy that wants a "Standing O" from your co-workers upon returning to your cubie from taking a dump in the office lavatory?

Yeah... I think you are.

On second thought... do you even work, Giant?

How much gov't assistance are you truly receiving, Giant?... Is it more than tt's?

Originally posted by zam77

biters avatar has my thoughts all sorts of jumbley... can't figure out what to do now

Find the key that unlocks her lock.

**The Giant** · 09-14-12, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Look at post #1. It's TWO sentences, ffs. Does that constitute "hard work" in your world, Giant?

Are you the kind of guy that wants a "Standing O" from your co-workers upon returning to your cubie from taking a dump in the office lavatory?

Yeah... I think you are.

On second thought... do you even work, Giant?

How much gov't assistance are you truly receiving, Giant?... Is it more than tt's?

The government pays me quite handsomely to watch television all day, but that's not the point.

The point is you're being very immature in this thread.

And inconsiderate.

And it would be nice if you would grow up.

These are some things I would like you to think about tonight, BiteMe, as you are wallowing in your feces and alone in this world.

There is a reason you are all alone.

I've mentioned them in this post.

Hopefully you've been paying attention.

The answers are there for you.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 09-14-12, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

The government pays me quite handsomely to watch television all day, but that's not the point.

The point is you're being very immature in this thread.

And inconsiderate.

And it would be nice if you would grow up.

These are some things I would like you to think about tonight, BiteMe, as you are wallowing in your feces and alone in this world.

There is a reason you are all alone.

I've mentioned them in this post.

Hopefully you've been paying attention.

The answers are there for you.

I'll take this psycho-babble to mean you're getting waaaay more than tt is in gov't assistance.

But be that as it may, Giant... I am concerned (other than the obv concern that we're using way too many lightbulb emoticons).

Remember when we were such good poker friends? Telling each other over the phone what cards we were holding so we could screw guys like Jimmy Proffet at the 2/7 must-show game?

Where did we do wrong, Giant? What's happened to US?

**The Giant** · 09-14-12, 11:30 PM

Our friendship hit its crescendo when we were colluding and racking up pizzas, BiteMe, but something happened to you over the summer.

Something sinister.

You know what it is. And I know what it is. But for the sake of your privacy, and the little amount of respect I still have towards you, I'm not going to reveal what it is. Not yet anyway.

Hopefully you will cash in tomorrow's tournament, and the road to making things right will begin. We will see...

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 09-14-12, 11:54 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

...but something happened to you over the summer.

Something sinister.

You know what it is. And I know what it is. But for the sake of your privacy, and the little amount of respect I still have towards you, I'm not going to reveal what it is. Not yet anyway.

I don't give a flyin fuk if anyone knows, Mr. Wannabe Blackmailer.

When I asked you to set me up with a "fun girl", I probably should've known you weren't to be trusted.

You sent me the girl alright... but how was I to know "she" was pre-op?... and under 17?

Thankfully it never progressed beyond the Ben Wa Balls that evening but, admittedly, the following morning in front of that judge was rather awkward.

And you called yourself a friend... what a fukkin disgrace.

The Private Detective I later hired confirmed to me "she" was your ex.

Yeah... like it was really hard to connect those fukkin dots.......

**downsouth** · 09-15-12, 12:23 AM

Oh no. Two of my favorite entertaining posters going back and forth. I cannot figure out whose side to take and for some reason I have an erection lastiNg longer than 4 hours

**rjt721** · 09-15-12, 01:13 AM

There used to be funny posters here. Those were the days.

**wikkidinsane** · 09-15-12, 07:34 AM

biteme is a broke dik fuk so i will pay the extra point for him

**GUMMO77** · 09-15-12, 01:47 PM

A few more hours to get you last longer bets in.

Good luck boys!

**RonPaul2008** · 09-15-12, 02:44 PM

I'm in.

**GUMMO77** · 09-15-12, 03:40 PM

11 runners for 550pts. Still time if anyone else is interested.

tatddy gave GUMMO77 50 SBR Point(s) for this post.
BeerDog99 gave GUMMO77 50 SBR Point(s) for this post.
The Giant gave GUMMO77 50 SBR Point(s) for this post.
BiTeMe UsAdOj gave GUMMO77 49 SBR Point(s) for this post.
zam77 gave GUMMO77 50 SBR Point(s) for this post.
JAKEPEAVY21 gave GUMMO77 50 SBR Point(s) for this post.
rjt721 gave GUMMO77 50 SBR Point(s) for this post.
downsouth gave GUMMO77 50 SBR Point(s) for this post.
wikkidinsane gave GUMMO77 50 SBR Point(s) for this post.
wikkidinsane gave GUMMO77 1 SBR Point(s) for this post.
RonPaul2008 gave GUMMO77 50 SBR Point(s) for this post.