Emily, I finally believe!

**Emily_Haines** · 07-31-12, 10:59 PM

Paco plays his first tournament and wins the this jackass papertrail that i never seen before suddenly thinks he is some kind of god because he wins the only tournament he plays. Is it really any coincidence that these new guys you never heard of come in and win every hand or might it just be a rigged game?

**downsouth** · 07-31-12, 11:05 PM

Papertrail actually has played often and for awhile. And is a pretty decent player.

But the rest is true about it being rigged and such.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 07-31-12, 11:13 PM

The jig is up, John & Lou. Time to come clean and admit Emily was right all along.....

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 2120987
$0 + $11 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 23:47:20 31/07/2012 ET
Table 'Table 33406', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 7 is the button. Small Blind $100, Big Blind $200
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 2 (playing) : zam77, amount $2137, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : mikejamm, amount $2965, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : easyliving, amount $4057, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : cabo, amount $4981, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $3028, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : dwwu, amount $840, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : ronpaul2008, amount $2810, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : Kindred, amount $3720, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
dwwu: Small Blind ($100)
ronpaul2008: Big Blind ($200)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [Ac, Ah]
Kindred: Fold. ($0)
zam77: Fold.. ($0)
mikejamm: Call. ($200)
easyliving: Fold.. ($0)
cabo: Fold.. ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise. ($600)
dwwu: Fold. ($0)
ronpaul2008: Fold. ($0)
mikejamm: Call. ($400)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [9s, Th, 4d]
mikejamm: Bet. ($400)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise. ($800)
mikejamm: Call. ($400)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [3h]
mikejamm: Bet. ($200)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise. ($1628)
mikejamm: Call. ($1365)
mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Jh]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $6230, Rake $0
Side pot #1 $63, Rake $0
Summary mikejamm: bet $2965, won $6230, net $3265, HoleCards [Jc, Tc], HiHand [two pairs, jacks and tens] [Jh, Jc, Th, Tc, 9s], won $6230 from main pot
Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $3028, won $63, net $-2965, HoleCards [Ac, Ah], HiHand [a pair of aces] [Ah, Ac, Jh, Th, 9s], won $63 from side pot #1

**BeerDog99** · 08-01-12, 12:15 AM

That is pretty gross.....

**andywend** · 08-01-12, 03:18 AM

Nobody whines more about his bad luck at the poker tables than MikeJamm.

Of course, when he gets his miracle suck outs you don't hear a peep out of him.

He's an absolute piece of shit thats for sure.

**mikejamm** · 08-01-12, 04:40 AM

Fuk off andypuss! Don't you have some republican brown nosing shove your head up your ass convention to attend? Yeah, I hit a nice river (for once), and I wasn't gonna back down on a pot I've already invested $1200 into asshole! Plus I've got a pretty good read on Bite and he loves shov'in big bluff raises out there, not to mention slow play'in Aces is just asking for trouble!

By the way andyasshole, you don't play poker, so shut the fuk up! Just ask "easyliving", who was at this table most of the night, AA got cracked every fuk'in time it came up! No shit, it happened 4 different times! And no I wasn't the lucky recipient of every one of them, just this one.

I did win the tourney tonight, because I'm a patient and solid player! But I'm still stick'in with my guns, no way AA should fall off like that around here, but it does! Hell, had I gotten pocket bullets tonight, I probably would have flung them into the fuk'in muck! Because when you do get them, somebody is gonna river straight, trips or two pair your ass every time!

**thetrinity** · 08-01-12, 10:22 AM

how did he slowplay aces in the hand he raised 3 different times.

**PaperTrail07** · 08-01-12, 10:28 AM

thank you DS.....this guy is just a hater---do more winning---less complaining

**PaperTrail07** · 08-01-12, 10:31 AM

not you bore....and Ive seen you river a lot of people....we both have LOL........

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 08-01-12, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by BeerDog99

That is pretty gross.....

It was gross... but there's an easy explanation:

Thing is, Mike was getting "too close", and John & Lou were starting to feel the heat.

Certain "people" have been brought in from the outside, have been sniffin round... asking questions.

Uncomfortable questions.

An algorithmic inquiry here... an RNG sample there.

John & Lou starting to crack under the scrutiny and intense pressure; insider reports of pants being pissed (Tks Shari!).

Emergency SBR task force assembled: "O.P.I.E." launched. (O.peration P.rovide I.nquisitors E.xtras)

OBJECTIVE: Start giving the most vocal critics of poker RNG shenanigans ridiculous winning hands, extra points magically appearing in their accounts, etc..... ANYTHING to shut them down and make them back-off and stop bringing the heat.

Needless to say... Emily is about to go on a major run in poker. One source even confirming that the 5 grand check for the big September tourney already has been written with Emily's name on it. (Tks tt!)

Originally posted by thetrinity

how did he slowplay aces in the hand he raised 3 different times.

**downsouth** · 08-01-12, 03:59 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

It was gross... but there's an easy explanation:

Thing is, Mike was getting "too close", and John & Lou were starting to feel the heat.

Certain "people" have been brought in from the outside, have been sniffin round... asking questions.

Uncomfortable questions.

An algorithmic inquiry here... an RNG sample there.

John & Lou starting to crack under the scrutiny and intense pressure; insider reports of pants being pissed (Tks Shari!).

Emergency SBR task force assembled: "O.P.I.E." launched. (O.peration P.rovide I.nquisitors E.xtras)

OBJECTIVE: Start giving the most vocal critics of poker RNG shenanigans ridiculous winning hands, extra points magically appearing in their accounts, etc..... ANYTHING to shut them down and make them back-off and stop bringing the heat.

Needless to say... Emily is about to go on a major run in poker. One source even confirming that the 5 grand check for the big September tourney already has been written with Emily's name on it. (Tks tt!)

Biteme spot on as usual (minus his obvious lack of understanding of roulette).

I recently have come out as a vocal critc of SBRs "rigged" software and just yesterday I was able to place first in tourney dishing out several noteworthy beats.

They are currently in negotiations with Emily now on how many tourneys a week he is supposed to win. STay tuned....

**tatddy** · 08-01-12, 04:01 PM

Bite. I love you.

**GUMMO77** · 08-01-12, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

. One source even confirming that the 5 grand check for the big September tourney already has been written with Emily's name on it. (Tks tt!)

Is there anyway you can get your hands on the master copy for who finishes in the money?

I'm looking to buy a new bedspread to liven the "here's where the magic happens" room up, and I will probably purchase a new robe to wear when I'm going to the hot tub (both to keep the marriage strong) . There are some great deals at Bed Bath & Beyond right now, but I don't want to spend the money unless I know I'm part of the elite final 9.

Thanks BM and TT.

**tatddy** · 08-01-12, 06:34 PM

This is just in case people ever say I run good.

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 2123869
$0 + $11 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 19:26:00 01/08/2012 ET
Table 'Table 33433', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 5 is the button. Small Blind $25, Big Blind $50
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : no1here, amount $1933, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : tatddy, amount $1916, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : ddjuric, amount $5927, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : SpeedPro, amount $1710, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : pittmatt80, amount $1785, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : wal66, amount $1495, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : Stefan, amount $3545, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : dogkatcher, amount $2929, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : DJDalamar, amount $1540, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : dtp, amount $1806, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
wal66: Small Blind ($25)
Stefan: Big Blind ($50)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to tatddy: [7d, 7c]
dogkatcher: Fold. ($0)
DJDalamar: Fold.. ($0)
dtp: Fold. ($0)
no1here: Fold. ($0)
tatddy: Raise. ($100)
ddjuric: Call. ($100)
SpeedPro: Fold. ($0)
pittmatt80: Call. ($100)
wal66: Call.. ($75)
Stefan: Fold.. ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [7h, 4c, 9c]
wal66: Check. ($0)
tatddy: Bet. ($222)
ddjuric: Call. ($222)
pittmatt80: Call. ($222)
wal66: Fold. ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [5h]
tatddy: Bet. ($1594)
ddjuric: Call. ($1594)
pittmatt80: Fold. ($0)
tatddy: Show Cards ($0)
ddjuric: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [2h]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
tatddy: Show Cards ($0)
ddjuric: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $4304, Rake $0
Summary tatddy: bet $1916, won $0, net $-1916
Summary ddjuric: bet $1916, won $4304, net $2388, HoleCards [4h, Qh], HiHand [a flush, queen high] [Qh, 7h, 5h, 4h, 2h], won $4304 from main pot

**PaperTrail07** · 08-01-12, 07:16 PM

its s fukkn conspiracy dude..........

**mikejamm** · 08-02-12, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by thetrinity

how did he slowplay aces in the hand he raised 3 different times.

Well, I don't know what your fuk'in definition of slow play is, the smart thing to do would have been to shove, steal the blinds and my $200 call. 2 betting with minor raises and then deciding to shove allowed me to make my hand. I could have easily hit 2 pair or trips before the river and still won. You've got the best pockets in the game and deciding to try and milk it will get you fuk'ed (sbr'd) every time!

**mikejamm** · 08-02-12, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

It was gross... but there's an easy explanation:

Thing is, Mike was getting "too close", and John & Lou were starting to feel the heat.

Certain "people" have been brought in from the outside, have been sniffin round... asking questions.

Uncomfortable questions.

An algorithmic inquiry here... an RNG sample there.

John & Lou starting to crack under the scrutiny and intense pressure; insider reports of pants being pissed (Tks Shari!).

Emergency SBR task force assembled: "O.P.I.E." launched. (O.peration P.rovide I.nquisitors E.xtras)

OBJECTIVE: Start giving the most vocal critics of poker RNG shenanigans ridiculous winning hands, extra points magically appearing in their accounts, etc..... ANYTHING to shut them down and make them back-off and stop bringing the heat.

Needless to say... Emily is about to go on a major run in poker. One source even confirming that the 5 grand check for the big September tourney already has been written with Emily's name on it. (Tks tt!)

Yeah real funny dude. You get a bad beat and the first thing you do is post your fuk'in hand and talk shit about how ugly your bad suck out play was. You're no different than me or anyone else on here who complains about bad beats! We all do it and some of us are more vocal about than others. Hope you get lucky enough to be seated at a table with a bunch of newbies or paco next time, you might really want to pay attention and maybe you'll get a clue as to what we're talk'in about. If sbr doesn't want you at the final table, then you wont be at the final table.

**PaperTrail07** · 08-02-12, 11:01 AM

I have some crazy info..............ITS FUKKN ONLINE POKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL..........I had q-4 came 4-4-q......go all in on the flop....and I lost to KQ....pulled the Last Queen out of the deck....then the winning King...so he hit a 1 outer for the tie...then a 3 outer for the win.....lol...do I go running around complaining....NO.........reason #1....nobody gives a fukk about your bad beat.....reason #2....its part of the game...poker....reason # 3 nobody givesd a fukk about your bad beat LOL....

**mikejamm** · 08-02-12, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by PaperTrail07

I have some crazy info..............ITS FUKKN ONLINE POKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL..........I had q-4 came 4-4-q......go all in on the flop....and I lost to KQ....pulled the Last Queen out of the deck....then the winning King...so he hit a 1 outer for the tie...then a 3 outer for the win.....lol...do I go running around complaining....NO.........reason #1....nobody gives a fukk about your bad beat.....reason #2....its part of the game...poker....reason # 3 nobody givesd a fukk about your bad beat LOL....

Totally agree man! I lost last night to a one outer on the river! Shit happens. I didn't sweat it though, because I won on Tuesday, so I already knew some bullshit was coming and of course as predicted like fuk'in clock work, it did!

Congrats on your big win PT, enjoy it man!

**PaperTrail07** · 08-02-12, 11:25 AM

TY jamm..and I hate to say it but beats are part of the game...if you won...then maybe u were DUE to take a beat..rather than SBR putting a target on your back haha....we all have fun at these tables....and we play for FREE.....I am winning less than i used to but I actually like it because the level of play has increased 10 fold....If your at the bash well have to grab a drink and see some of these beats live at a 1-2 table haha

**PaperTrail07** · 08-02-12, 11:27 AM

when i used to think like emily...i used to lose all the time...adjusting play and what not...not giving 100% focus...just gotta play your game and hope for the best....