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  • ttwarrior1
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 06-23-09
    • 28454

    #1
    Puppy poker chat
    puppy: florida you rat bastard
    TheGiant: I want to come over
    puppy: i bet you do you bi fuk
    TheGiant: I'm not bi, I'm not into women
    puppy: omg ur gay you gay fuk
    TheGiant: LOL
    puppy: you and seaweed
    puppy: drive me crazy you gfay fuks
    TheGiant: Why? We are harmless
    ttwarrior1: he's a bad person giant
    puppy: yes harmless leave me out of it
    TheGiant: Who is?
    ttwarrior1: pup
    puppy: warrior shobe off
    TheGiant: He just needs a hug
    TheGiant: And maybe a lobotomy
    puppy: you are all driving me insane
    rnoutlaw21: im tired
    puppy: "born this way"
    seanatlargo1:
    puppy: giant is in my head lol
    TheGiant: Last night I was in your pants
    ttwarrior1: wtf
    puppy: giant calm down
    TheGiant: Sorry
    puppy: giant text me
    TheGiant: Let's cam
    puppy: cam my grandma 1st
    TheGiant: Do I need to dig her up?
    puppy: dig her bones up yeah
    puppy: warriopr i want to wrestle u
    TheGiant: .... naked in some mud?
    puppy: clothed in a academic setting
    TheGiant: Very professional
    puppy: lucky fat guy
    TheGiant: Terrible call
    puppy: lucky f\*g guys
    puppy: hahahahahhahaha
    TheGiant: Speaking of lucky
    rnoutlaw21: eh bed time now
    puppy: gl
    puppy: good hand
    ttwarrior1: t
    puppy: hold on
    puppy: good hand u fat piug
    ttwarrior1: always wanted to be a piug
    ttwarrior1: cross between a pig and pug i guess
    puppy: shut up fatso
    puppy: outlaw go to bed
    rnoutlaw21: well i still have almost 1000 to spemd
    rnoutlaw21: ill wait
    puppy: warrior shut the fuk up
    TheGiant: .
    TheGiant: Puppy, I just read you are unemployed.
    TheGiant: Have you ever considered blowing dudes at the train station?
    puppy: giant i almost have a job you bi f\*g
    rnoutlaw21: sounds like it
    puppy: outlaw didnt u down a bottle of nyquil?
    rnoutlaw21: whats your need to act like a child?
    puppy: lucky f\*g
    rnoutlaw21: drink too much?
    TheGiant: You were crushed
    puppy: fuk u ill fight u all
    rnoutlaw21: you have NO class
    puppy: outlaw i bet you are ugly
    rnoutlaw21: you typical poor american
    puppy: ummm ok
    puppy: fuk u
    TheGiant: Is puppy a bad seed?
    rnoutlaw21: he is a 17 year old pissed off american
    puppy: actually im 33 and very clued in
    rnoutlaw21: yes you act like iy
    rnoutlaw21: it
    puppy: i dont care how i act in poker fight me
    TheGiant: I thought you guys were friends?
    rnoutlaw21: "fight me"
    rnoutlaw21: typical of an internet person
    puppy: ok outlaw, you blew it already today when u could hav purchased me
    rnoutlaw21: puppy
    rnoutlaw21: would u like to play heads up
    rnoutlaw21: 500?
    TheGiant: He's not as bad as ochrocinco
    puppy: any tinme pal
    TheGiant: Now that guy is nuts
    rnoutlaw21: im ready
    puppy: im actually a pshopath
    TheGiant: You're actually illiterate?
    puppy: no ihave 130 iq
    rnoutlaw21: puppy
    puppy: what bitch
    rnoutlaw21: come to the other table
    TheGiant: Did you get to double your score when you were done?
    puppy: f u
    rnoutlaw21: uh?
    ttwarrior1: 3 3 and can't get a job?
    puppy: e z get a job fat loser
    ttwarrior1: economy or something else
    ttwarrior1: so u don't want one
    puppy: no i just got to florida gfat fuk
    ttwarrior1: and your 33, lmao
    ttwarrior1: then why go to florida
    puppy: ur grotesque to females lol
    puppy: but u like cok anyways
    ttwarrior1: copying all this and putting it on forum
    puppy: good for u i exposed u
    rnoutlaw21: puppy-
    ttwarrior1: exposed yourself
    rnoutlaw21: im waiting
    rnoutlaw21: with 500
    rnoutlaw21: at table
    puppy: i have you rthreads marked pal
    ttwarrior1: i get paid an extra ten points eveytime your in my threads
    ttwarrior1: part of my paid posting package
    puppy: yeah right you hick
    rnoutlaw21: come on bro
    TheGiant: Warrior: please erase my comments
    puppy: come at me all of u
    rnoutlaw21: u avoiding?
    puppy: im busy u weirdo
    rnoutlaw21: come on heads up
    puppy: i have a job interview tomorrow
    rnoutlaw21: ya
    rnoutlaw21: on sunday
    TheGiant: You guys are hilarious LOL
    rnoutlaw21: fuckin at petsmart
    puppy: yep f\*g
    rnoutlaw21: u loser
    ttwarrior1: arbys
    puppy: lol no
    TheGiant: "Would you like fries with that"?
    rnoutlaw21: hahahah
    puppy: if it was arbys u woulod get some coupons warrior lol
    ttwarrior1: job interviews on sundays, uh ok
    puppy: fkn chick like me too suckers
    rnoutlaw21: good job bro
    TheGiant: Let me try again: "would you like fries with that fat f\*g?"
    puppy: giant ill scalp you you \*\*\*\*\*\*
    rnoutlaw21: you child.
    puppy: outlaw check into a fema camp please
    rnoutlaw21: you are a sad person
    puppy: prove it retard
    rnoutlaw21: why the need to hate?
    puppy: im dominating u tyhats why
    puppy: my dad works for the cia
    puppy: and im ebntitled to info
    TheGiant: He is drunk and mad at the world.
    puppy: so f u
    rnoutlaw21: puppy i own my own house, am married, i am much richer than u culturally
    rnoutlaw21: with children
    puppy: umm good for u
    rnoutlaw21: u have nothing
    puppy: actually i havge more than u could ever know
    rnoutlaw21: u have yourself.
    rnoutlaw21: is worth nothing
    puppy: i have a gf, a dog and a trust fund bitch
    rnoutlaw21: hahhaha
    puppy: and im good looking u fkn bitch
    rnoutlaw21: u earned that u entitled little ****
    ttwarrior1: post pic and prove it
    TheGiant: Girlfriend and dog are one and the same.
    rnoutlaw21: LoL
    puppy: i nmade video go find it bitch
    rnoutlaw21: what have you earned for yourself?
    puppy: honjestly im a born psychopath
    puppy: goverment called me a psychopath
    puppy: told my grandpa
    rnoutlaw21: will you play me HU
    TheGiant: And people think our government lies
    rnoutlaw21: i got 500 on the table
    puppy: but i survive im your home world
    rnoutlaw21: check the lobby
    puppy: outlaw go stab a homeless dude
    rnoutlaw21: ok decline me
    puppy: im busy \*\*\*\*\*\*
    rnoutlaw21: uh huh
    puppy: fuk u fight me
    rnoutlaw21:
    puppy: come at me everyone i win wars mother fukers
    TheGiant: Why did the government call you a psychopath?
    puppy: told my grandpa i was crazy
    puppy: fuk them yo i survive
    TheGiant: Why was the government involved?
    puppy: he is in the cia
    ttwarrior1: lol he's living off the government
    ttwarrior1: thread time
    puppy: he is the government
    TheGiant: Are you schizo?
    puppy: no im a pure psychopath
    TheGiant: Do you harm animals?
    puppy: no i defend myself
    TheGiant: Ever go to jail?
    puppy: no im calm
    TheGiant: I thought you were a psycho?
    puppy: yes but im not stupid
    TheGiant: Debatable
    puppy: f\*g
    puppy: i own warrior, the giant and outlaw
    puppy: like christopher cross saliing
    TheGiant: Good song
    puppy: yes listen, i won you
    puppy: im telling you giant, i win pshyo ward
    TheGiant: I believe it
    puppy: ive been thru epic battles
    puppy: unsclathed
    TheGiant: With the voices?
    puppy: no voices
    puppy: just victories
    puppy: welcome to 2020
    puppy: soon i will be free....
    puppy: im signing off sonn
    puppy: babies
    puppy: warrior you inbred loser
    rnoutlaw21: puppy ready for some real HU?
    puppy: outlaw go grab a twink
    rnoutlaw21: ******* pussy
    rnoutlaw21: dodge more
    puppy: hahahah ttwarrior waits for kk spankie said so
    puppy: outlaw, h to h?
    puppy: bitch
    rnoutlaw21: 500 HU?
    puppy: f u yeah
    rnoutlaw21: im ready
    rnoutlaw21: waiting for u
    puppy: fkn toast
    TheGiant: So disgusting
    puppy: f u owned you bitch
    puppy: ive been thru wars
    TheGiant: Yeah, great job calling those potsized bets
    puppy: owned you \*\*\*\*\*\*
    puppy: blow seaweed homo
    TheGiant: You don't even own a GED
    rnoutlaw21: waiting for u
    rnoutlaw21: big shot
    puppy: 4 year degree f\*g
    TheGiant: Okay, psycho.
    puppy: ive been thru battle syo
    rnoutlaw21: puppy
    rnoutlaw21: waiting for u
    rnoutlaw21: 500 HU
    puppy: outlaw take a chill pill
    rnoutlaw21: dodge more
    rnoutlaw21: please
    TheGiant: Your battles are all in your head
    puppy: owned agin giant
    rnoutlaw21: puppy
    rnoutlaw21: keep dodging
    puppy: yeah my sex is on fire!!!!!!!!!
    TheGiant: Puppy.: where is your video?
    puppy: about what \*\*\*\*\*\*
    TheGiant: I thought you said you have one
    andywend1: i have 385 points from tourney wins, how do i apply them?
    puppy: go find it u weirdo
    andywend1: does anyone know?
    TheGiant: I need to see what a lunatic looks like
    puppy: everyone says ur weird with seaweed
    TheGiant: Who is everyone?
    puppy: a lot of ppl \*\*\*\*\*\*
    TheGiant: Like where?
    puppy: f u go find it i dont care
    puppy: alejandro
    puppy: outlaw u could have had 600 pts lol
    TheGiant: Is your girlfriend on it? I can only imagine the train wreck she must be
    puppy: she cute you dumb fuk
    TheGiant: Yeah, I bet, chubby chaser
    puppy: no shes about 150
    puppy: little chunky but cute
    TheGiant: 4'3"?
    puppy: 1 foot 2
    TheGiant: Let me see her naked
    puppy: giant u love seaweed thats all lol

    He does this in every poker tourney and every cash table every day and this is one of his good days.

  • Iwinyourmoney
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-18-07
    • 18368

    #2
    Get a life you fukin loser get outa the house
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    • ttwarrior1
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 06-23-09
      • 28454

      #3
      was out for 3 hours

      You should of seen what he said about jj gold, sbr john, and alot of posters in that other chat room
      that is not sbr
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      • Iwinyourmoney
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-18-07
        • 18368

        #4
        Originally posted by ttwarrior1
        was out for 3 hours

        You should of seen what he said about jj gold, sbr john, and alot of posters in that other chat room
        that is not sbr
        It's the Internet who cares
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        • Puppy
          SBR MVP
          • 11-23-11
          • 1994

          #5
          Iwin, warrior is a closer internet rager. Cant contain himself, very bitter guy, takes shots at posters under the radar and i exposed him. Not cool warrior take a chill pill
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          • ttwarrior1
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 06-23-09
            • 28454

            #6
            u don't say what u said and not suffer the consequences of it or detract it

            that chat had nothing to do with me mainly, it was the other 2
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            • cant call it
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-29-10
              • 8817

              #7
              Puppy is tr88
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              • Smoke
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-09-09
                • 48111

                #8
                You would never believe who tt actually is

                It would blow your minds
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                • DiggityDaggityDo
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-30-08
                  • 81450

                  #9
                  Not that bad. I've seen worse in poker.
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                  • GUMMO77
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-23-10
                    • 9294

                    #10
                    Any post complaining about poker chat, unless it's about collusion, should instantly be moved to SBR's new "I Bitch Because I'm Lonely" sub-forum.


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                    • The Giant
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-21-12
                      • 21480

                      #11
                      I had some good zingers in there.
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                      • Jimmy Proffett
                        SBR MVP
                        • 10-20-09
                        • 2729

                        #12
                        Being at the table w/ puppy and Giant always results in some high comedy.
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