That was brilliant, Bite. hilarious. thanks.
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hhsilverSBR Hall of Famer
- 06-07-07
- 7386
#36Comment -
daneblazerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 09-14-08
- 27862
#37Goddammit Steve, can't keep anything secret with you. Oh my side hurts...Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOjI have the chat log, dane. An 'anonymous' poster just sent it to me (but he asked me not to reveal his identity. So I won't and I'll honor your wishes, stevek).
Copy/Paste from SBR poker chat:
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RudyRuetigger:lol I got something BIG in the works for all you fukkers soon
daneblazer:What you mean, Rudy?
RudyRuetigger:lets just call it the "potripper surprise -- Part Deux!" lol
daneblazer:WTF? really?
RudyRuetigger: oh yeah, even added in some bad beat shit for good measure
RudyRuetigger:been coding my ass off last few days
RudyRuetigger:John ran my beta in 1st HR tourney.
RudyRuetigger:Made tweaks, Lou then ran my updates in 2nd HR
daneblazer:Wow. so aceking was on to something in his post?
RudyRuetigger: oh yeah, but aceking is from Team World so...
RudyRuetigger:nobody on SBR pays any attention to those fukkers!
daneblazer:lol
Beerdog99:Well, it is hard to take any region seriously when Optional is in 2nd place, you know?
RudyRuetigger:lol
daneblazer:roflmao
deadphish:Say rudy, any way you can program things so you can guarantee me 12pts per session?
deadphish:Common man, do me a solid, bro. I really need those 12, pal
RudyRuetigger:ESAD
deadphish:Hater!
Beerdog99:so when's all this kicking in Rudy?
RudyRuetigger:SBR will be making an announcement about "maintenance" soon.
RudyRuetigger:should be up and running for Sunday. my birthday.
RudyRuetigger:but dont worry beer, i''ll make sure you final table.
RudyRuetigger:i mean, c'mon, how else is a donk like you gonna cash?
Beerdog99:Thanks man
Beerdog99:Can you also make sure BiteMe gets reamed up the shoot with a nice bad beat?
RudyRuetigger:lol like you even had to ask! hate that asshole
Beerdog99:Who doesn't?
frizzelli:LOL
frizzelli:We talk about him all the time in chat. Then again...
frizzelli:that's all we do is talk about men in chat.
frizzelli:You guys think that means anything?
frizzelli:You know... all the man talk?
daneblazer:Probably means nothing, Sandusky. :\
Beerdog99:Give him pocket JJ, flop him top set, then have Wulfman turn a straight.
Beerdog99:and let me be at his table so I can secretly LMAO...
Beerdog99:while typing "gg bite" like I care, ****'im!
RudyRuetigger:you got it buddy
Seaweed:Rudy can u PM me please?Comment -
BiTeMe UsAdOjSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-18-11
- 7537
#38FU and the coding horse you rode in on, Rudy!
***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 1479302 $0 + $22 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 08:39:00 05/03/2012 ET Table 'Table 25181', 10 seats max, Real money Seat 2 is the button. Small Blind $75, Big Blind $11.12 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10 Seat 1 (playing) : ThaddeusB, amount $750, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 2 (playing) : no1here, amount $1300, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 3 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $950, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 5 (playing) : ehp6737, amount $11.12, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 6 (playing) : shock11, amount $1840, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 7 (playing) : playersonly69, amount $4773.32, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 8 (playing) : DavidSchrebe, amount $4500, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 10 (playing) : coylo, amount $2106.12, amount bet $0, penalty (None) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Small Blind ($75) ehp6737: Big Blind ($11.12)
** Dealing Down Cards ** Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [6s, 4s] shock11: Fold playersonly69: Call ($150) DavidSchrebe: Fold coylo: Call ($150) ThaddeusB: Fold no1here: Call ($150) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call ($75) **
Dealing Flop ** Community cards: [Qs, Ts, Ks] BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check ($0) playersonly69: Check ($0) coylo: Check ($0) no1here: Bet ($750) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($800) playersonly69: Fold coylo: Call ($800) no1here: Call ($50) ** Dealing Turn ** Community cards: [2d] coylo: Check ($0) no1here: Bet ($350) coylo: Call ($350) no1here: Show Cards ($0) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0) ehp6737: Show Cards ($0) coylo: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing River ** Community cards: [Qh] ** End Round ** ** (<------ u rat bastard, Rudy!)
Evaluate ** BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0) ehp6737: Show Cards ($0) coylo: Show Cards ($0) no1here: Show Cards ($0) ** Showdown ** Main pot $55.60, Rake $0 Side pot #1 $2955.52, Rake $0 Side pot #2 $700, Rake $0 Summary no1here: bet $1300, won $3711.12, net $2411.12, HoleCards [Kd, Qd], HiHand [a full house, queens full of kings] [Qs, Qh, Qd, Ks, Kd], won $55.60 from main pot, won $2955.52 from side pot #1, won $700 from side pot #2 Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $950, won $0, net $-950 Summary ehp6737: bet $11.12, won $0, net $-11.12 Summary coylo: bet $1300, won $0, net $-1300, HoleCards [Qc, Js]Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
- 65107
#39something happened with rng today

will take note of these bad beats and let "variance" correct itself in the future for a 1 time only low price of 199.95 pointsComment -
BiTeMe UsAdOjSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-18-11
- 7537
#40Gummo gave me one of tt's Sh*t-Towels that he smuggled out of tt's mom's house while there as a Strip-O-Gram 'present' for her on her birthday (think Village People...Indian guy).Originally posted by RudyRuetiggerwill take note of these bad beats and let "variance" correct itself in the future for a 1 time only low price of 199.95 points
tt assures me it's worth way more than a measly 199.95 on SBR's Black Market.
Care to talk deal?Comment -
GUMMO77SBR Hall of Famer
- 08-23-10
- 9294
#43Make sure you keep that towel in the vacuum pack. The "freshness" is 90% of the value.Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOjGummo gave me one of tt's Sh*t-Towels that he smuggled out of tt's mom's house while there as a Strip-O-Gram 'present' for her on her birthday (think Village People...Indian guy).
tt assures me it's worth way more than a measly 199.95 on SBR's Black Market.
Care to talk deal?Comment -
BiTeMe UsAdOjSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-18-11
- 7537
#44Originally posted by GUMMO77Make sure you keep that towel in the vacuum pack. The "freshness" is 90% of the value.
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k13SBR Posting Legend
- 07-16-10
- 18130
#45When I can tell you what's going to happen next it's not "random".Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
- 65107
#46if you can tell me whats going to happen, why arent you winning every tournament?

what the hell was that tv show where the guy got the news paper a day early and he went around saving lives (early edition???)? i think it was before or after dr quinn medicine woman
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