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[bobbywaves]

silent on my first 200 trnies played in 2018, yours vs. mine, you f'n pussy....

you accepting that heads up challenge or not?

I'm not tracking results of which 200 tourney's you played & which 200 tourney's I played. Since you already stiffed me on a 5k wager, I certainly don't trust you to track our results.

All the tracking work is done for us with a 2018 annual challenge jackass.

Now get back on your knees & suck some more Matty cokk for another 1k loan, then post up chump.

[mpaschal34]

Funny how you were silent, when I was kicking your ass for 11 months.

Well, I didn’t have my priorities straight (per you). However since I’ve only missed 3 tournies in the last 4 months I somehow find myself in front of you.

But who’s kicking who’s ass now? And I’m pretty sure it will be 3 of 4 last years. Just think, if I took it serious like you, it would be 4 of 4 years.

[bobbywaves]

Well, I didn’t have my priorities straight

[cincinnatikid513]

nice of yall to let rudy win the 7pm poker tournament tonight

[Auto Donk]

I'm not tracking results of which 200 tourney's you played & which 200 tourney's I played. Since you already stiffed me on a 5k wager, I certainly don't trust you to track our results.

All the tracking work is done for us with a 2018 annual challenge jackass.

Now get back on your knees & suck some more Matty cokk for another 1k loan, then post up chump.

condense this down to: "i know you will beat the shit out of me, Mr. Donk. I have no chance against you if we both are limited to the results of 200 trnys. You will own me, Mr. Donk. Waves, as I refer to myself so often, will wind up shipping you all my points -- waves is a coward and sucks that bad playin' poker."

[bobbywaves]

condense this down to: i know you will beat the shit out of me, Mr. Waves. I have no chance against you in an annual challenge, as you kicked my Donkey ass again this year.

[bobbywaves]

But who’s kicking who’s ass now?

You consider a measly 265 pt lead "kicking my ass?"

[Auto Donk]

waves, did you read the post where I'm springing for a star/santa/angel and a skirt for your tree?

i'm finishing my online xmas shoppin, and want to get them sent out to you today.....

im thinking deep red/maroon skirt (it will go quite well with the drab brown colors of the room), maybe red and green.... you tell me.... and pick what you want to don the top of your tree....

Merry Christmas.




plus, please confirm your still at the same address....

AD

ps, act today and I'll even throw in one of these bad boys, autographed especially for you (I should add that numerous websites have now run roughshod over my copyright and are selling these things like hot cakes, even having dopy dudes model them for photos on their websites.... unreal.... anyone know a good copyright lawyer????):




see how good they look (modeled here by sbr poker guru and runner up in the final trny at the bash, international man of mystery USCPhillyGuy, who is accompanied by a super model who went buy the stage name "Natalie"):




wear that badboy when playing poker, you too will win the kind of money philly is displaying there.... notice how the bills naturally flow right toward "DONK"....

[oChRoNiCo]

Too bad Matty & Donkey don't have their priorities str8.

As if they would have cashed in any missed tourney's, just a couple of arrogant bitches.

Get your priorities straight? Come on p-waves we all have our priorities straight the guy who has no life outside of SBR poker is the guy who needs to get his priorities straight! I kick your ass every winter when I have free time this year will be no different, but when spring and summer hits the tables are all yours I have my priorities straight and SBR poker just isn't one of them when the weather outside is nice.

P.S. Donker is right get a freaking star for that sad excuse for a Christmas tree if you're going to stand with your flappy b cup and pose for a picture with it.

P.S.S. If you actually had your real life priorities straight instead of being a broke dikk on SBR poker all day every day perhaps you could afford some gifts under that sad excuse for a Christmas tree too.

[Auto Donk]

Get your priorities straight? Come on p-waves we all have our priorities straight the guy who has no life outside of SBR poker is the guy who needs to get his priorities straight! I kick your ass every winter when I have free time this year will be no different, but when spring and summer hits the tables are all yours I have my priorities straight and SBR poker just isn't one of them when the weather outside is nice.

P.S. Donker is right get a freaking star for that sad excuse for a Christmas tree if you're going to stand with your flappy b cup and pose for a picture with it.

P.S.S. If you actually had your real life priorities straight instead of being a broke dikk on SBR poker all day every day perhaps you could afford some gifts under that sad excuse for a Christmas tree too.

exactly my sentiments, couldn't have said it better myself.....

waves, at least use some of your betpoints to buy a few loshak tshirts, wrap em up, and throw em under the tree for chrissakes......

as it is, that pathetic display wouldn't even catch the Grinch's eye.... not enough there to even want to steal...

[bobbywaves]

waves, did you read the post where I'm springing for a star/santa/angel and a skirt for your tree?

No, link it.

i'm finishing my online xmas shoppin, and want to get them sent out to you today.

To receive in time, spring for priority shipping broke dikk.

please confirm your still at the same address.

Confirmed.

ps, act today and I'll even throw in one of these bad boys, autographed especially for you

Why is the other shirt lettering smaller than the one Philly is wearing? Be sure to include this shirt in my gift pack, so I can wipe my ass with it.

[bobbywaves]

Get priorities straight?

Correct...Instead of working your gloryhole to make ends meat (no pun intended), your priority should be relaxing one hour per day playing poker & getting felted by Waves.

instead of being a broke dikk on SBR poker all day every day

Coming from a broke dikk who has cashed out a measly 51k, compared to Waves 156k.

[konck]

Hey its almost new years and they give some member clemency so im gonna ask as polite as I can.
Are you dik sukin azz fukin loser camel jockey dirt hole stabbing *** bags going to give my poker chat back
please?

[konck]

The funny thing is in real life i hardly cuss
Im just an internet bully

[mpaschal34]

Hey its almost new years and they give some member clemency so im gonna ask as polite as I can.
Are you dik sukin azz fukin loser camel jockey dirt hole stabbing *** bags going to give my poker chat back
please?

post of the week for sure.

[konck]

You have received a warning at Sports Betting & Sportsbook Forum by SBR

So I guess thats a no

[Auto Donk]

Hey its almost new years and they give some member clemency so im gonna ask as polite as I can.
Are you dik sukin azz fukin loser camel jockey dirt hole stabbing *** bags going to give my poker chat back
please?

first thing that has actually made me "lol" in years.....

[cincinnatikid513]

thanks comcast-xfinity internet out just started poker tourny so worthless and when you call you get india or pakistan cant understand them and they follow a script which,is basically un plug it and plug back in

[Auto Donk]

thanks comcast-xfinity internet out just started poker tourny so worthless and when you call you get india or pakistan cant understand them and they follow a script which,is basically un plug it and plug back in

thank you come again!!!!!

[cincinnatikid513]

auto folded my way to 11th place and 40 points haha did better not playing that if i would of tried to play