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    Mods Help Required or maybe I should ask Rudy

    What the process when being tormented at the table by one not playing. Donk is constantly being disruptive telling players what to do and so forth. He is bullying and tormenting players. I was eating dinner and he caused me to spill my drink.

    HOW MANY COMPLAINTS ARE NEEDED BEFORE THIS IS STOP? If you desire not to stop him please advise?
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    turn off observer chat, problem solved

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    Wow

    ok???

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    This is the funniest shit I've heard in a while

    This guy is 60 years old? Or was it 6?

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    i am backlogged with complaints

    will have to work OVERTIME to get to the bottom of this today

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    Quote Originally Posted by no1here View Post
    What the process when being tormented at the table by one not playing. Donk is constantly being disruptive telling players what to do and so forth. He is bullying and tormenting players. I was eating dinner and he caused me to spill my drink.

    HOW MANY COMPLAINTS ARE NEEDED BEFORE THIS IS STOP? If you desire not to stop him please advise?

    dude, i said SIX f'n words.... "raise raise raise" AND "call call call"

    im gonna say six more now:

    "shut the fuk uip already, beyotch"


    ps, desire to stop me?

    you ke3ep floating this bullshit narrative I will have a desire to put my foot upside your old brain-fried ass

    you sure you werent suckkin' milk from your mom's teets? you friggin' act like your 4 yrs old
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 07-26-18 at 11:05 AM.

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    ps, dumbazz snotface: at least your don't have to worry about me tormenting your pathetic azz at the poker table's any time soon, banboy

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    no1here is a bit scary, id watch out at the bash bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    dude, i said SIX f'n words.... "raise raise raise" AND "call call call"

    im gonna say six more now:

    "shut the fuk uip already, beyotch"


    ps, desire to stop me?

    you ke3ep floating this bullshit narrative I will have a desire to put my foot upside your old brain-fried ass

    you sure you werent suckkin' milk from your mom's teets? you friggin' act like your 4 yrs old
    fact is you act very immature while posting and at poker...you and many in the poker subforum do attack waves constantly

    telling people what to do at the table is not allowed

    im sure jake wont back that up since he wants to get along with you at the bash

    whereas im just being honest and do not give 1 flying fukk about your loudmouth antics

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    fact is you act very immature while posting and at poker...you and many in the poker subforum do attack waves constantly

    telling people what to do at the table is not allowed

    im sure jake wont back that up since he wants to get along with you at the bash

    whereas im just being honest and do not give 1 flying fukk about your loudmouth antics
    you clueless fuk.... you're fake news....

    and a weak ass poster's advocate




    face it, rudy, you, like waves and no1here, are my bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    you clueless fuk.... you're fake news....

    and a weak ass poster's advocate




    face it, rudy, you, like waves and no1here, are my bitch
    i get it bro

    you are mad at me because i always take your points at poker

    time to grow up and act your age pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    i get it bro

    you are mad at me because i always take your points at poker

    time to grow up and act your age pal
    that's why you begged me for a couple of grand of points after you lost em to me and said I took advantage of you while you were drunk....

    poor guy.....

    time for you to grow up, accept that you're a terrible poker player, and go to AA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    that's why you begged me for a couple of grand of points after you lost em to me and said I took advantage of you while you were drunk....

    poor guy.....

    time for you to grow up, accept that you're a terrible poker player, and go to AA
    the video can be reposted bro

    i never lost to you

    very embarrassing sbr lets you stalk posters outside of players talk

    noone at the bash wants to deal with you but since you are the loudest, they just act friendly for the few minutes you are around them

    ive heard it from multiple posters

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    Gotta agree w Rudy here. Can’t have someone on the rail promoting play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Gotta agree w Rudy here. Can’t have someone on the rail promoting play.
    i actually do try to treat the subforums with respect

    why is he cussing me nonstop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    i actually do try to treat the subforums with respect

    why is he cussing me nonstop?

    because you're supposed to be my advocate, too, rudy..... and without you, i may spill my milk too

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    you were wrong talking about hands werent even involved in

    thats just a fact

    take your chat ban that you deserve and dont stalk me

    THANKS

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    Hey Donk are non pro's allowed to play in the daily SBR poker tournies or is it stricly for the Pros?

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    Sounds like SBR might need to invest in a safe space for people that can't ignore the chat box.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Sounds like SBR might need to invest in a safe space for people that can't ignore the chat box.
    It's why I play SBR poker blindfolded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    It's why I play SBR poker blindfolded.
    Going to try it during the cup play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Sounds like SBR might need to invest in a safe space for people that can't ignore the chat box.
    no wonder you idiots do not play me

    you have no clue on how a pokerroom should operate

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverSpoon111 View Post
    Hey Donk are non pro's allowed to play in the daily SBR poker tournies or is it stricly for the Pros?
    there are no actual pros anywhere near sbr poker......

    oh, wait, you were referring to sbr member status.....


    everyone can play! come join the fun......

    beware of people who may try to torment you by jokingly saying "raise, raise raise" when the big blind is on an extraordinaridly weak player like bobby waves.....

    I engaged in such harassing behavior and caused a player to spill his milk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    there are no actual pros anywhere near sbr poker......

    oh, wait, you were referring to sbr member status.....


    everyone can play! come join the fun......

    beware of people who may try to torment you by jokingly saying "raise, raise raise" when the big blind is on an extraordinaridly weak player like bobby waves.....

    I engaged in such harassing behavior and caused a player to spill his milk
    Donk simple question. You’re walking through one of the poker rooms in H Town. You watch a few hands at a table you’re not playing at and start yelling CALL CALL CALL & CHECK CHECK CHECK. What happens next ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Donk simple question. You’re walking through one of the poker rooms in H Town. You watch a few hands at a table you’re not playing at and start yelling CALL CALL CALL & CHECK CHECK CHECK. What happens next ?
    be a fukkin man

    you said this yesterday

    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Gotta agree w Rudy here. Can’t have someone on the rail promoting play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    be a fukkin man

    you said this yesterday
    Rudy I’m on #7 and there’s a backup. 185 yard par 3. Think I’ll hit my gap wedge

    if if you reread my post I was once again explaining to Donk that he was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Rudy I’m on #7 and there’s a backup. 185 yard par 3. Think I’ll hit my gap wedge

    if if you reread my post I was once again explaining to Donk that he was wrong.
    no

    you walkng through a pokerroom sayng CHECK CHECK RAISE RAISE as you walked in and out has no fukkin bearing

    he was watching 1 specific table and say these things repeatedly

    atleast add the context

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Donk simple question. You’re walking through one of the poker rooms in H Town. You watch a few hands at a table you’re not playing at and start yelling CALL CALL CALL & CHECK CHECK CHECK. What happens next ?
    not a similar situation at all, as people all know, and joke about, waves folding to the mincash.... how he fold down to less than a small blind if someone raises his bb.....

    that was the context of what im sure everyone at the table knew and understood to be a damn joke and not anything to base a play on.....

    at least come up with something in the same ball park to ask me.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    no

    you walkng through a pokerroom sayng CHECK CHECK RAISE RAISE as you walked in and out has no fukkin bearing

    he was watching 1 specific table and say these things repeatedly

    atleast add the context
    lying trolling sack of shit rudy lies his ass off again.....

    white trash "your mother is a whore" and yes I'll say it again "your mother is a whore" p o s on his way to being banned.....

    ironic the poster's advocate is about to join the two cheater on the sidelines for a while.....

    later, rudy, you sorry despicable lowlife

    enjoy your vacation time off with waves and no1here.....

    maybe you can try out your new "poker moderator" skills for your upcoming interview with sbr for the position....

    oh...

    wait.....

    that won't be happening.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Rudy I’m on #7 and there’s a backup. 185 yard par 3. Think I’ll hit my gap wedge

    if if you reread my post I was once again explaining to Donk that he was wrong.
    philly, i agree with you that in general advising someone in a serious fashion to make a play when your at the table, or on the rail, is absoluytely incorrect....

    obviously, in the context of that game, typing it in as the cards are deallt on bubblepu$$y's bb was construed by everyone as a joke..... except for no1here, who saw it as "tormenting"

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    The question is, will this unethical broke dikk Donkey do the right thing by sending No1Here a check, to replace his brand new carpet with milk stains?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    The question is, will this unethical broke dikk Donkey do the right thing by sending No1Here a check, to replace his brand new carpet with milk stains?
    And the better question is; has donk ever paid to replace something that he was responsible for becoming stained? More importantly are you two so broke dik that you need to worry about recovering the costs of a glass of milk??

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    The question is, will this unethical broke dikk Donkey do the right thing by sending No1Here a check, to replace his brand new carpet with milk stains?
    something tell me, that between watching mass shootings videos and the standard amount of sbr member daily porn, those milk stains probably weren't the first stains on that carpet.....

    man wants to play poker with Auto "The Tormentor" Donk, he needs to put his milk in one of these:



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