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  • mikejamm
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-24-09
    • 11045

    #36
    Leave it to you fuk’s to turn my thread into political bullshit! Another shitty fuk’in poker series, another fuk’in wasted 4 months only to continuously get shit on with bad beats from dumb fuk’s who don’t have a clue about how to play poker.

    Have fun rolling over those 2nd, 3rd and 4th place bullshit poker points! Another fuk waste of time at this dead fuk’in shit hole! No action ever at the cash tables, except for the SBR plants who get the so call “miracle” hands to suck you outta any real fuk’in points! Omaha is a fuk’in joke too, one fuk’in jack wad out of a 10 topper, will run like a god, everybody else is just donating.

    Worst fuk’in piece of shit software on the entire internet. Even Blowvada plays better than this junk! So have fun non pro noobs, power posting SBR ass kissers, and 2,7 off suit play’in donk idiots!

    SBR has never listened to our input or suggestions on how to improve and upgrade the software, simply because they don’t give a shit! It’s the same lame ass heaping pile of dog shit year after year!

    So yeah, leave the doom switch on me, I don’t give a fly’in fuk! I’m outta this shithole poker dump!
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    • daneblazer
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 09-14-08
      • 27861

      #37
      Spending anything more than a few hours a week on Poker is a waste of time
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      • Triple_D_Bet
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-12-11
        • 7626

        #38
        Originally posted by mikejamm
        Leave it to you fuk’s to turn my thread into political bullshit! Another shitty fuk’in poker series, another fuk’in wasted 4 months only to continuously get shit on with bad beats from dumb fuk’s who don’t have a clue about how to play poker.

        Have fun rolling over those 2nd, 3rd and 4th place bullshit poker points! Another fuk waste of time at this dead fuk’in shit hole! No action ever at the cash tables, except for the SBR plants who get the so call “miracle” hands to suck you outta any real fuk’in points! Omaha is a fuk’in joke too, one fuk’in jack wad out of a 10 topper, will run like a god, everybody else is just donating.

        Worst fuk’in piece of shit software on the entire internet. Even Blowvada plays better than this junk! So have fun non pro noobs, power posting SBR ass kissers, and 2,7 off suit play’in donk idiots!

        SBR has never listened to our input or suggestions on how to improve and upgrade the software, simply because they don’t give a shit! It’s the same lame ass heaping pile of dog shit year after year!

        So yeah, leave the doom switch on me, I don’t give a fly’in fuk! I’m outta this shithole poker dump!
        Let's be fair Mike, SBR has listened to stuff and made this format in particular a lot better. Still room for improvement, but ain't right to say they don't listen at all!
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        • thechaoz
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-23-09
          • 12154

          #39
          Originally posted by daneblazer
          Spending anything more than a few hours a week on Poker is a waste of time
          SBR poker, yes.

          Cleaning out old rich guys at the local cash tables, No.
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          • daneblazer
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 09-14-08
            • 27861

            #40
            Originally posted by thechaoz
            SBR poker, yes.

            Cleaning out old rich guys at the local cash tables, No.
            unless a person has an extremely limited skill set, if you’re smart enough to win at poker, you’re smart enough to make more money doing something else...and maybe even be happier doing it
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            • JoeCool20
              SBR MVP
              • 05-31-18
              • 4440

              #41
              Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
              Let's be fair Mike, SBR has listened to stuff and made this format in particular a lot better. Still room for improvement, but ain't right to say they don't listen at all!
              Why would you say it was "better" to go down to $1000 chips?

              It makes it a wild donk luck shove fest even earlier than before now!
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              • Triple_D_Bet
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 12-12-11
                • 7626

                #42
                Originally posted by JoeCool20
                Why would you say it was "better" to go down to $1000 chips?

                It makes it a wild donk luck shove fest even earlier than before now!
                Sorry, should have been more specific; I meant the World Cup format in general is much improved over the old, old days when it was US/Canada/Europe/World despite most players being from US.

                The daily format changes are pretty good imo too though; turbos shoudln't last too long and payout structures shouldn't pay half the field, and SBR made big improvements in those directions. Plenty of chance for skill to shine through in the mid- to long-run with a wide range of formats, just requires different skills (or the most important skill, adjusting).
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                • mikejamm
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-24-09
                  • 11045

                  #43
                  Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                  Sorry, should have been more specific; I meant the World Cup format in general is much improved over the old, old days when it was US/Canada/Europe/World despite most players being from US.

                  The daily format changes are pretty good imo too though; turbos shoudln't last too long and payout structures shouldn't pay half the field, and SBR made big improvements in those directions. Plenty of chance for skill to shine through in the mid- to long-run with a wide range of formats, just requires different skills (or the most important skill, adjusting).
                  Adjusting to what Trip? What is there to fuk’in adjust to bro, when it’s the same fuk’in redundant bad beats every time? That’s exactly the point I’m making, you can change your playing style, be more aggressive, less aggressive, etc... it doesn’t make a fuk’in jack shit worth of difference, because this software is set up to favor certain players and royally fuk other ones! It’s a fuk’in 1k short stack donk ass shove fest with a preset, predetermined, prepicked winner every fuk’in time!

                  Format changes? Really Trip, why are you pandering to this fuk’in joke ass software and these ridiculously stupid bullshit “format” changes? Let’s see, these morons reduced the places payed out on the dailies, reduced the payouts which killed the action at the cash tables! At least if a guy finished 10th, he had 20 poker points to go throw down on a few hands.

                  The fuk’in top 6 payout spread is so damn far apart, you’re fuk’ed if you don’t win several 1st and 2nd place finishes. 40 fuk’in jack ass poker points doesn’t help you for shit when you’re chasing some lucky fuk who’s cashed 10 to 15 times and a third of those are 1st places.

                  Format changes don’t work for shit when they’re a move in the opposite direction and effectively result in making shit worse than it was before. Yeah, I agree they fuk’in finally added an additional US team, but only after years of us explaining how fuk’in unfair it was try’in to make a US team verses the World or Canadian teams.

                  Bottom line bro, I’ve done the homework and research. All the shitty format changes don’t amount to nothing, because the software is still the same piece of rigged shit they’ve used for years. I’ve played thousands of hands here, kept notes on competitors playing styles, win ratios of pros vs non pros, noobs vs veteran players and analyzed hundreds of hand histories.

                  It’s like owning a shitty old outdated cell phone you should’ve upgraded years ago. You know it’s every little bug and glitch, the terrible reception, old, weak ass features, crappy camera, and inability to run newer apps. Yeah, you can still make calls on it, but what a piece of shit you own cause you’re too fuk’in cheap and ignorant to upgrade it. That’s SBR bullshit Poker.
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                  • thechaoz
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-23-09
                    • 12154

                    #44
                    Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                    Sorry, should have been more specific; I meant the World Cup format in general is much improved over the old, old days when it was US/Canada/Europe/World despite most players being from US.

                    The daily format changes are pretty good imo too though; turbos shoudln't last too long and payout structures shouldn't pay half the field, and SBR made big improvements in those directions. Plenty of chance for skill to shine through in the mid- to long-run with a wide range of formats, just requires different skills (or the most important skill, adjusting).
                    Yeah the Regions/World format is MUCH better. With how tough it is, can you imagine this year trying to qualify. I don't how else you'd improve it, if at all. East is def the toughest but I enjoy a challenge.

                    I didn't play the other challenges this year because the points just aren't worth it to me and the series were too short for variance. I only did this one because I love the World Cup.
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                    • thechaoz
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-23-09
                      • 12154

                      #45
                      Originally posted by JoeCool20
                      Why would you say it was "better" to go down to $1000 chips?

                      It makes it a wild donk luck shove fest even earlier than before now!
                      Joe why the penetrate are you disqualified?
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                      • Triple_D_Bet
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 12-12-11
                        • 7626

                        #46
                        Originally posted by thechaoz
                        Joe why the penetrate are you disqualified?
                        Joe's banned from the site: https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...l#post29077139

                        Bobbo's goodbye thread was a two-for-one!
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                        • Triple_D_Bet
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-12-11
                          • 7626

                          #47
                          Originally posted by mikejamm
                          Adjusting to what Trip? What is there to fuk’in adjust to bro, when it’s the same fuk’in redundant bad beats every time? That’s exactly the point I’m making, you can change your playing style, be more aggressive, less aggressive, etc... it doesn’t make a fuk’in jack shit worth of difference, because this software is set up to favor certain players and royally fuk other ones! It’s a fuk’in 1k short stack donk ass shove fest with a preset, predetermined, prepicked winner every fuk’in time!

                          Format changes? Really Trip, why are you pandering to this fuk’in joke ass software and these ridiculously stupid bullshit “format” changes? Let’s see, these morons reduced the places payed out on the dailies, reduced the payouts which killed the action at the cash tables! At least if a guy finished 10th, he had 20 poker points to go throw down on a few hands.

                          The fuk’in top 6 payout spread is so damn far apart, you’re fuk’ed if you don’t win several 1st and 2nd place finishes. 40 fuk’in jack ass poker points doesn’t help you for shit when you’re chasing some lucky fuk who’s cashed 10 to 15 times and a third of those are 1st places.

                          Format changes don’t work for shit when they’re a move in the opposite direction and effectively result in making shit worse than it was before. Yeah, I agree they fuk’in finally added an additional US team, but only after years of us explaining how fuk’in unfair it was try’in to make a US team verses the World or Canadian teams.

                          Bottom line bro, I’ve done the homework and research. All the shitty format changes don’t amount to nothing, because the software is still the same piece of rigged shit they’ve used for years. I’ve played thousands of hands here, kept notes on competitors playing styles, win ratios of pros vs non pros, noobs vs veteran players and analyzed hundreds of hand histories.

                          It’s like owning a shitty old outdated cell phone you should’ve upgraded years ago. You know it’s every little bug and glitch, the terrible reception, old, weak ass features, crappy camera, and inability to run newer apps. Yeah, you can still make calls on it, but what a piece of shit you own cause you’re too fuk’in cheap and ignorant to upgrade it. That’s SBR bullshit Poker.
                          No pandering mikey, just stating the truth as I see it. Is SBR poker everything we could possibly want? Nope....but let's be fair here: SBR is throwing a lot of resources at it (labor and betpoints), quite probably more than it's actually worth to them. We don't know what constraints SBR has for which changes can be made, but the fact that they've made some decent changes to the formats is a good sign they're listening.

                          I don't agree on paying 12 people and spreading the points thinner; it certainly does spread the points around, but it turns a tournament into a joke when half the field (or more!) ends up being paid. As far as software favoring certain players, if there's any evidence of it, I've yet to see it. The people I see doing well consistently (long-term, not just for a month or a series) are people I would expect to do well based on their skill.

                          Honestly, for as much trouble as it must be to run the poker program and as much grief as they get for giving away so many points, I'm happy SBR continues to run poker at all!
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                          • ArunSh
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-24-07
                            • 6801

                            #48
                            Originally posted by thechaoz
                            Joe why the penetrate are you disqualified?
                            Wow, someone is actually TRYING to get Joe to respond to them on here - brave! Unfortunately for chaoz, for the first time ever on here, he'll be disappointed in waiting for a Joe response (thank god lol!).
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