Finally it is here, a new feature where each week we'll take a virtual tour of a SBR Poker Player's lifestyle away from the virtual felt in the sbr poker room, to get a feel for how the player lives his "real life" and not he one he or she may "make up" as part of their online persona.....
we start with, according to SBR moderator JJ Gold, one of the best players at SBR, none other than bobby "small b" waves......
ususally in this feature, we'll actually visit the player at his home, but with no one willing to get shot, stabbed, set on fire or infected with HIV by stepping on disgarded heroin needles, we had BongoQualia take a virtutal tour down the one and only Whitaker Avenue in Trenton, New Jersey via Google Earth/Google Maps, to get a look into the window of waves' world......
we start a block or two up the street from wave's shanty, and immediately find -- you guessed it -- CRACK DEALERS hangin' out in the local park mid afternoon:
we next see one of the dealer's unemployed customers hurriedly coming up whitaker avenue to score some of the low grade smack:
one thing to note as we cruise down Waves' street is the quality (or lack thereof, I should say) of the vehicles parked along his street.... this is a theme that will repeat itself over and over and over..... as will the lack of any hubcaps on said vehicles, for the most part.....
next, we see on the street, a typical vehicle such as the 82 ford tauras we've all seen waves posing in, this "fine ride":
tho it's perhaps in a little better shape than waves' light blue tauras, (and the driver is more skilled than waves, turning his wheels toward the curb so it doesn't roll away, or get easily towed away), it has had the same run of bad luck as waves' ride, having all of its hubcaps stolen).....
which brings us to an important point, it appears that in an effort to emulate some upscale "multi-use" developments, the regentrification committee that rules over waves' slum has decided to make his street "multi-use"! Unfortuantely, when crack heads fill the committee, the multiple uses of the neighborhood go astray.....
yes, it appears that waves street has been designated as not only "almost residential", but also as "full blown junk yard".....
Whitaker avenue is literally cluttered with all sorts of auto parts, up and down it.... lying in the f'n gutters, in the middle of the street, you name it..... here we see a bumper off a car (maybe ol small b's bumper, as his tauras is missing one):
a view from in front of waves house, looking down the street, reveals perhaps the reason all the cars are all beat to shit, as the street has more f'n potholes than it does smooth pavement:
as we get closer to waves' shithole, we notice that since we first took a look at his neighborhood three years ago, the shithole two houses down from his shithole has fallen into an even further state of disrepair:
even more broken windows than before, and certainly more rat infestation than before......
the house on the other side of this one from waves' shanty isn't in much better shape, tho its owners are adamant that you better not try to park your mutha fukkin' ride around their place:
the motto of the multi-use "almost residential/junkyard/dump" street is "fuk it -- just throw your f'n trash anywhere"..... not sure what waves' neighbors are doing with the wood pallets.... probably going to build a deck out of it to assist in keeping crackheads from parking on their "lawn"....
now we move to waves' immediate next door neighbors to the right of his shanty... the Giants fans who always fly that flag just to piss waves -- the only eagles fan on the street -- off..... as downtrodden as this neighborhood is, the one bright point about waves' neighbors' situation is that at their place, IT IS ALWAYS CHRISTMAS.... these ghetto Giants fans keep their icicle X-mas lights up year round:
in typical waves fashion, he hasn't clued them in on how to scam the gov't, so these poor broke bastards have no air conditioning, having to leave their windows open at all times during the f'n summer..... good thing we can't "smell" the street, as I'm sure it has quite the foul odor on it year round....
how do we know this, you might ask? here's some of the evidence:
your front yard -- if you live on waves' street -- serves as the permanent location for your f'n trash cans.....
just be sure you keep them chained up and under lock and key til thirty minutes before trash pick up, and then immediately lock them back up after the garbage trucks roar down your street (they're always in a hurry, to avoid getting robbed or shot at), so that you don't get your garbage cans stolen.....
yes, the virtual tour was revealing, but also VERY revealing by what it did NOT show.... for instance, any white people! maybe they are all like waves and hide in their shanties 24-7 for fear of stepping outside, or maybe waves is the only white guy dumb enough to live around there......
we start with, according to SBR moderator JJ Gold, one of the best players at SBR, none other than bobby "small b" waves......
ususally in this feature, we'll actually visit the player at his home, but with no one willing to get shot, stabbed, set on fire or infected with HIV by stepping on disgarded heroin needles, we had BongoQualia take a virtutal tour down the one and only Whitaker Avenue in Trenton, New Jersey via Google Earth/Google Maps, to get a look into the window of waves' world......
we start a block or two up the street from wave's shanty, and immediately find -- you guessed it -- CRACK DEALERS hangin' out in the local park mid afternoon:
we next see one of the dealer's unemployed customers hurriedly coming up whitaker avenue to score some of the low grade smack:
one thing to note as we cruise down Waves' street is the quality (or lack thereof, I should say) of the vehicles parked along his street.... this is a theme that will repeat itself over and over and over..... as will the lack of any hubcaps on said vehicles, for the most part.....
next, we see on the street, a typical vehicle such as the 82 ford tauras we've all seen waves posing in, this "fine ride":
tho it's perhaps in a little better shape than waves' light blue tauras, (and the driver is more skilled than waves, turning his wheels toward the curb so it doesn't roll away, or get easily towed away), it has had the same run of bad luck as waves' ride, having all of its hubcaps stolen).....
which brings us to an important point, it appears that in an effort to emulate some upscale "multi-use" developments, the regentrification committee that rules over waves' slum has decided to make his street "multi-use"! Unfortuantely, when crack heads fill the committee, the multiple uses of the neighborhood go astray.....
yes, it appears that waves street has been designated as not only "almost residential", but also as "full blown junk yard".....
Whitaker avenue is literally cluttered with all sorts of auto parts, up and down it.... lying in the f'n gutters, in the middle of the street, you name it..... here we see a bumper off a car (maybe ol small b's bumper, as his tauras is missing one):
a view from in front of waves house, looking down the street, reveals perhaps the reason all the cars are all beat to shit, as the street has more f'n potholes than it does smooth pavement:
as we get closer to waves' shithole, we notice that since we first took a look at his neighborhood three years ago, the shithole two houses down from his shithole has fallen into an even further state of disrepair:
even more broken windows than before, and certainly more rat infestation than before......
the house on the other side of this one from waves' shanty isn't in much better shape, tho its owners are adamant that you better not try to park your mutha fukkin' ride around their place:
the motto of the multi-use "almost residential/junkyard/dump" street is "fuk it -- just throw your f'n trash anywhere"..... not sure what waves' neighbors are doing with the wood pallets.... probably going to build a deck out of it to assist in keeping crackheads from parking on their "lawn"....
now we move to waves' immediate next door neighbors to the right of his shanty... the Giants fans who always fly that flag just to piss waves -- the only eagles fan on the street -- off..... as downtrodden as this neighborhood is, the one bright point about waves' neighbors' situation is that at their place, IT IS ALWAYS CHRISTMAS.... these ghetto Giants fans keep their icicle X-mas lights up year round:
in typical waves fashion, he hasn't clued them in on how to scam the gov't, so these poor broke bastards have no air conditioning, having to leave their windows open at all times during the f'n summer..... good thing we can't "smell" the street, as I'm sure it has quite the foul odor on it year round....
how do we know this, you might ask? here's some of the evidence:
your front yard -- if you live on waves' street -- serves as the permanent location for your f'n trash cans.....
just be sure you keep them chained up and under lock and key til thirty minutes before trash pick up, and then immediately lock them back up after the garbage trucks roar down your street (they're always in a hurry, to avoid getting robbed or shot at), so that you don't get your garbage cans stolen.....
yes, the virtual tour was revealing, but also VERY revealing by what it did NOT show.... for instance, any white people! maybe they are all like waves and hide in their shanties 24-7 for fear of stepping outside, or maybe waves is the only white guy dumb enough to live around there......
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