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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    SBR Poker forum is.... well... uh.... is....





    but for ballerhollic's epic .5/.10 efforts, this place would really be dead as a hammer, or whatever the hell everyone used to say it was when there was only one-2 posts per week.....
  • ChuckyTheGoat
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 04-04-11
    • 37428

    #2
    Think it has slowed-down after the Big Tournament.

    Will come back to life in a little while.
    Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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    • sweep
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-09-10
      • 16753

      #3
      How about contributing a play related thread....get this place jump started Donker.
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        fuk that, no one wants to read a bunch of bullshit about whether I, or they, shoiuld've folded or three bet this or that.....

        there's only one thing that's always a hit across any SBR subforum, and it's this:

        (this is somehwat POKER related, as it involves wannabe/part time poker pro Jayde Nicole, who, by the way, had ample cleavage on display at the table next to mine at the wsop a few years back)....











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        • RudyRuetigger
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 08-24-10
          • 65084

          #5
          don't worry, there will be a bunch of bitching when world cup is announced
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          • sweep
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-09-10
            • 16753

            #6
            anyone free at the moment???

            lets play 5/10....50/bb min buy-in
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            • Ballerholic
              SBR MVP
              • 01-16-13
              • 2767

              #7
              thanks donk, why doesn't somebody else start a poker tracking thread, or at least some good degen poker stories. BTW I don't know if I'd be calling it a .05/.10 thread anymore...
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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81450

                #8
                Originally posted by Auto Donk





                I'd poker.
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                • SharpAngles
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 04-15-14
                  • 9467

                  #9
                  Made Jade Nicole cry when I busted her out of an LA poker classic prelim event a few years back. Donk bet a dry flop, fired turn and river gave me a bigger 2 pair to beat her flopped top and bottom. Very sore loser.
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SharpAngles
                    Made Jade Nicole cry when I busted her out of an LA poker classic prelim event a few years back. Donk bet a dry flop, fired turn and river gave me a bigger 2 pair to beat her flopped top and bottom. Very sore loser.
                    i'd make her cry and sore.....

                    and not by playing poker..... (well, maybe what diggity had in mind when he said he'd poke her)
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                    • katstale
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-07-07
                      • 3924

                      #11
                      Well, here is something for the "when SBR decides its time for you to lose, just bend over" faithful. Yesterday I am minding my own business just waiting for my next QQ or above so I can shove. So I get a nothing hand which I would have folded from any position EXCEPT I am in the big blind and no one raised it up so I could fold. And then this.... adios amigo
                      ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
                      Hand ID 6295706
                      $0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 15:50:13 11/01/2017 ET
                      Table 'Table 70461', 10 seats max, Real money
                      Seat 5 is the button. Small Blind $100, Big Blind $200
                      Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
                      Seat 1 (playing) : defender, amount $2457, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                      Seat 3 (playing) : k6mike9, amount $3483, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                      Seat 4 (playing) : dare, amount $6000, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                      Seat 5 (playing) : mayberry, amount $1840, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                      Seat 6 (playing) : Ra77er, amount $4544, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                      Seat 7 (playing) : katstale, amount $3375, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                      Seat 8 (playing) : jtoler, amount $1119, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                      Seat 10 (playing) : kidk, amount $2330, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                      Ra77er: Small Blind ($100)
                      katstale: Big Blind ($200)
                      ** Dealing Down Cards **
                      Dealt to katstale: [9h, 7s]
                      jtoler: Call ($200)
                      kidk: Call ($200)
                      defender: Call ($200)
                      k6mike9: Fold
                      dare: Fold
                      mayberry: Fold
                      Ra77er: Call ($100)
                      katstale: Check [btn] ($0)
                      ** Dealing Flop **
                      Community cards: [8h, Th, Jd]
                      Ra77er: Check ($0)
                      katstale: Bet [btn] ($3175)
                      jtoler: Fold
                      kidk: Call ($2130)
                      defender: Fold
                      Ra77er: Call ($3175)
                      Ra77er: Show Cards ($0)
                      katstale: Show Cards ($0)
                      kidk: Show Cards ($0)
                      ** Dealing Turn **
                      Community cards: [7h]
                      ** Dealing River **
                      Community cards: [7c]
                      ** End Round **
                      ** Evaluate **
                      Ra77er: Show Cards ($0)
                      katstale: Show Cards ($0)
                      kidk: Show Cards ($0)
                      ** Showdown **
                      Main pot $7390, Rake $0
                      Side pot #1 $2090, Rake $0
                      Summary Ra77er: bet $3375, won $9480, net $6105, HoleCards [Js, Jc], HiHand [a full house, jacks full of sevens] [Js, Jd, Jc, 7h, 7c], won $7390 from main pot, won $2090 from side pot #1
                      Summary katstale: bet $3375, won $0, net $-3375
                      Summary kidk: bet $2330, won $0, net $-2330
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                      • ChuckyTheGoat
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 04-04-11
                        • 37428

                        #12
                        Donk, nice pics.
                        Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #13
                          Those pics ain't shit.....

                          go to 3:16 of this vid if you want to see something impressive:



                          doesn't 3:16 have some biblical significance?????

                          this could be the long-awaited Seventh Sign of the apocolypse.......


                          better get out the ouiji board and call up David Koresh and Jim Jones
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                          • SharpAngles
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 04-15-14
                            • 9467

                            #14
                            Trust me donker photoshop works miracles for this one

                            Solid pass if you ran across her in the "poker grinder" state and the voice is not doing any favors
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                            • astro61200
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-15-07
                              • 4843

                              #15
                              Get the scarf unbanned. He can tell us all his epic poker stories from his massive daily multitable sessions.
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                              • USCPHILLYGUY
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-15-12
                                • 21746

                                #16
                                why does jtoler find the need to show us every hand he has? Even in BB when everyone else has folded
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                                • daneblazer
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 09-14-08
                                  • 27861

                                  #17
                                  What is the player pool like at Bovada/Ignition like now?

                                  Less skilled/more skilled than before the move?
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