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  • Young_Belin
    SBR Rookie
    • 11-02-16
    • 2

    #1
    newbie 18 year old college kid
    Okay so im wondering how the poker works like what can i do with the points i win and how much is one pokerpoint worth?
  • greenhippo
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-15-12
    • 9091

    #2
    There's a poster named JJGold, if you do well enough in the poker tournaments, he'll buy you a blowjob. By that I mean he himself will give you one, consider yourself lucky.

    Also, rooster measurements.

    Maybe a pic, no homo.
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    • DiggityDaggityDo
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-30-08
      • 81450

      #3
      Can confirm, JJ will suck your asshole out of your dickhole.

      Not talking from experience, its just what a few posters have told me.
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      • brainfreeze
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 05-13-14
        • 5689

        #4
        Originally posted by Young_Belin
        Okay so im wondering how the poker works like what can i do with the points i win and how much is one pokerpoint worth?
        if you live in america, there is a sbr store where you can cash in the points for gift cards and electronics ... like 420 points is worth a papa johns gift card of $20 .. if you don't live in america then i think you can use them towards sportsbook cash at a few selective sports books that the site has partnered with...

        as for poker, win tourneys, then you have to play a cash game with the winnings of the tourney and roll the points over 3x ...say you take first place and win 600 points ...you have to play in a cash game for as long as it takes you to have played 1800 points ...whatever you have left will transfer in to your overall point balance ...

        and if you were wondering if they're some real characters here ...yes, there are & dont know if there is an age requirement be that you are so young, but they'll bring you to war at 18 sooo... hope you well with that
        Last edited by brainfreeze; 11-02-16, 05:39 PM.
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        • Young_Belin
          SBR Rookie
          • 11-02-16
          • 2

          #5
          all right thanks much appreciated for the info i started with bovada but the froze my account so all my money is stuck there but after watching wsop last night made me wanted to start playing again so here i am. thanks once again
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          • SharpAngles
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 04-15-14
            • 9467

            #6
            Be very careful OP there's more than a few posters around here that may not be able to control themselves around a fresh young 18 year old lad.
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            • greenhippo
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-15-12
              • 9091

              #7
              Sharp is sharp.
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                and definitely watch out for these two, named bobbywaves and seeweed....

                they can't hurt you with their tiny packages, but they have f'n "rhino horns" or some sort of attachments they wear on their heads and are known to try to ram sbr members with said horns....

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                • astro61200
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-15-07
                  • 4843

                  #9
                  You must be a SBR Pro to redeem points for anything though, they're useless otherwise
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                  • Ballerholic
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-16-13
                    • 2767

                    #10
                    if you're trying to make real money play on ignition or betonline. You can make money playing poker here, but say you win 600 points from a tourney. You now have to roll that over 3x and the rake in the poker games here is absolutely insane. But hey, it's free.
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                    • astro61200
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-15-07
                      • 4843

                      #11
                      If you break down how much points are worth based on the highest GC you can trade for cash, it comes out to 1 point is worth about 3.85 cents. If you trade those in for Amazon GC's it comes out to about 4.08 cents per point.

                      Doesn't sound like a lot but you can get 13 points a day from being a pro, so about 50 cents. If you can rollover your tournament points at 1:1 then a 1st place would be equal to about $23.10. Not bad for a free tournament they run daily.

                      Can routinely find people betting 1k+ in try's threads.. TMS has been betting 8k on things lately, which breaks down to about $308 per bet in points ($326.15 in Amazon GC's)
                      Last edited by astro61200; 11-04-16, 04:21 AM.
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        go to a real casino....

                        I generally unload the equivalent of 6,300 betpoints (at the amazon gift card rate), just between pullin in at valet and making it to the poker room..... then put another 31,500 betpoints worth of real cash up as my buy in...... usually cash out with at least 73,000 plus betpoints' worth of cash after playing 2-3 hours max.....

                        point being, there is no real money to be made on sbr..... it's strictly entertainment......

                        by way of example, it took resident sbr scam artist small flappy b-cup waves five years or so to reach 72000 betpoints, tho it did take him only five minutes to propose a bet so stupid, in an attempt to angleshoot, that he lost all of them when someone "out-angle shot" him!!!!
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