Poker Sharps Standings 10/10

**Auto Donk** · 10-11-16, 08:37 AM

I'll let a bunch of my nay-buhs handle this one:

deese nay-buhs got some awesome footwork!!!! holy shit that's kool!

the cool, 6'8 brutha in the cowboy hat looks like james harden.....

but what the fuk do i know as my nay-buhs all pretty much look alike......

**Auto Donk** · 10-11-16, 11:04 AM

i know it just can't be these three bloody mary's i've pounded this morning on my day off......

tell me this isn't harden moonlighting with dem other nay-buhs:

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-11-16, 11:58 AM

Good job, Donker.

**Auto Donk** · 10-11-16, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Good job, Donker.

what can I say, I have a good eye for spotting james harden around H town, and during his Kool and the Gang days.....

**jjgold** · 10-11-16, 04:23 PM

How come nobody can overtake this guy?

**bobbywaves** · 10-11-16, 05:04 PM

What's the incentive of overtaking a Donkey, when 1st place receives the same as 100th place?

**Triple_D_Bet** · 10-12-16, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

What's the incentive of overtaking a Donkey, when 1st place receives the same as 100th place?

Thanks bobbo, been a rough week, I needed that

**jjgold** · 10-12-16, 11:27 AM

lets go

we need new names at top of leaderboard

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-12-16, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

lets go

we need new names at top of leaderboard

I've only played 3 times.

I'll try to do better, coach.

**Auto Donk** · 10-12-16, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

How come nobody can overtake this guy?

**SharpAngles** · 10-12-16, 08:00 PM

Does the 9 et always go off with 30? No wonder the Deep voiced devil is plowing through these fields, his RSH doom switch doesn't engage until level 12.

**SharpAngles** · 10-12-16, 08:12 PM

5 joined last minute, so 35 total. A little less suspicious but I've still decided to seek legal council who can get to the bottom of this. He's a top investigator in his field, perhaps Donker has dealt with him professionally?

**Auto Donk** · 10-12-16, 09:08 PM

i rarely play that one, most of my wins come in the 3 pm.... two this promo and one in the 8, or maybe it' 1 1 and 1 in those 3

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-12-16, 09:29 PM

I finished 7th... Donker right after me in 6th.

Hey, thats 2 cashes in 4 games (2nd and 7th)... I will try to play more often.

I couldn't play the first two weeks because I was in Spain.

**Auto Donk** · 10-13-16, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

I finished 7th... Donker right after me in 6th.

Hey, thats 2 cashes in 4 games (2nd and 7th)... I will try to play more often.

I couldn't play the first two weeks because I was in Spain.

ah yes, spain.... he's my finest memory from spain....

well, at least, she was from Spain.....

her best quote daggles, after another epic night involving several hits of x and viagra:

"everytime we get together and do this, for a week I feel like I cant walk and have been thrown down a flight of stairs....."

(she liked it rough).....

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-13-16, 11:53 AM

Looks like a hot piece of Spanish ass, Donker.

More pics?

**Auto Donk** · 10-13-16, 12:22 PM

With a babe like her, there's always more pics.... alot more....

3/4 of which would get my previous lifetime ban reinstated by SBR.... but i'll find a few of my g-rated (as my son used tell our nanny that his dad was....lol... "g-rated", while he was a kind of R-rated guy -- told her this around age ten or so)....

**Auto Donk** · 10-13-16, 04:09 PM

a little taste, dig

**Auto Donk** · 10-13-16, 04:13 PM

and a little more, as I know you're a nibbler....

**Auto Donk** · 10-13-16, 04:17 PM

and of course, one of The Donk checkin' out the goods before headin' back to the Pondersa for an all nighter.....

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-13-16, 04:34 PM

**Auto Donk** · 10-13-16, 07:35 PM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

5 joined last minute, so 35 total. A little less suspicious but I've still decided to seek legal council who can get to the bottom of this. He's a top investigator in his field, perhaps Donker has dealt with him professionally?

I dealt with this prick back when i was just a baby lawyer in l.a. , your neck of the woods, long before he was signing up old folks to sue a nursing home.....

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-13-16, 10:02 PM

I signed up for the game thats just starting now but my internet went out and can't play.

**jjgold** · 10-13-16, 11:06 PM

Automan plays poker approximately eight hours a day and also claims he's a big-time attorney

Also one day he posted he was in court and most of the day he was on SBR posting I did not realize in court you're allowed to use your cell phones especially during a trial

I called him out on it and he said he had special permission from the judge

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-13-16, 11:13 PM

**Auto Donk** · 10-14-16, 02:06 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Automan plays poker approximately eight hours a day and also claims he's a big-time attorney

Also one day he posted he was in court and most of the day he was on SBR posting I did not realize in court you're allowed to use your cell phones especially during a trial

I called him out on it and he said he had special permission from the judge

and then the owner of the glory hole center tapped you on the shoulder, woke you up from this dream, and told you there's a line of guys waiting for your flaxen throat, and that you'd better snap to it, as the house needed it's cut of your proceeds, or you're "free rent" was about to vanish....

the exact quote he used was "hey, fatboy, these dicks aren't going to suck themselves.... wipe that drool from your chin, sleepyhead, get your f'n kneepads back on, and give em those sweet lips they crave"

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-14-16, 09:46 PM

I finished 1st place tonight.

Feels good.

Feeels Goooooooood!

**Triple_D_Bet** · 10-14-16, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

I finished 1st place tonight.

Feels good.

Feeels Goooooooood!

Same here daggles, you probably caught some of the left-over rigging I did to win, congrats!

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-14-16, 11:21 PM

Oh shit Tripple D!!!

We runnin this shit town!!

	COUNTDOWN
DAYS PLAYED	16
JAN 4 / TO GO	62

10/10	Player	Total Points	Cashes
1	AutoDonk	2470	7
2	chicco2663	1920	6
3	friedcheese	1890	5
4	milwaukee_mike	1875	5
5	thetrinity	1875	9
6	Czu81	1870	6
7	astro61200	1790	7
8	MrKLC	1725	10
9	Lex_icon	1625	7
10	BobLoblaw	1540	6
11	BiTeMeUsAdOj	1495	5
12	ledsep26	1480	9
13	GaryDN	1475	5
14	b1slickguy	1450	9
15	JediMindPicks	1400	5
16	dtp	1375	3
17	ChiefWahoo	1360	5
18	JAKEPEAVY21	1350	4
19	craigpb	1345	6
20	chili_powder	1340	5
21	Cross	1335	7
22	defender	1335	6
23	jack_matz	1255	7
24	fireindahole	1245	6
25	kkrivash	1235	5
26	oneunder	1165	5
27	zwoeins	1160	8
28	AustinRussell	1150	6
29	spider	1130	8
30	klemopixx	1110	5
31	uscphillyguy	1110	5
32	daneblazer	1090	5
33	taz01	1045	6
34	Manosdepiedra	1035	5
35	TheGiant	1030	8
36	DGG23	1025	3
37	playersonly69	1005	3
38	McCarthyFam	1000	8
39	gunslinger572	975	2
40	MillerTime99	975	4
41	Stefan	975	6
42	qukubau	950	7
43	Krashman	935	8
44	mayberry	935	9
45	BestPlay2day	920	11
46	deadphish	920	7
47	d2bets	900	5
48	MCherry281	900	4
49	bobbywaves	895	4
50	blackbart	890	4
51	Stifler	880	5
52	BigOrange	875	4
53	laz	865	6
54	HomerSimpson2	855	5
55	bigdaddyjames	850	2
56	kidcudi92	850	2
57	boscokid	845	4
58	ArunSh	835	7
59	panamabrad	835	5
60	brndg23	825	7
61	brooks85	825	5
62	imack	825	4
63	mpaschal34	825	7
64	Carseller4	820	4
65	the_situation	820	3
66	horja1	815	7
67	pokerpro44	815	3
68	sportfan	785	5
69	GUMMO77	780	8
70	NoBrainor	780	3
71	gauchojake	775	3
72	BigDaddy	760	3
73	russianrocket	750	4
74	empiremaker	740	4
75	no1here	730	10
76	kidk	725	3
77	jose21_us	720	3
78	codone69	700	3
79	sportsfanatic	690	6
80	sriks1391	675	3
81	hhsilver	670	6
82	hustla	670	2
83	rezster	670	2
84	snapperman2	670	2
85	thechaoz	670	2
86	sportsfun	655	4
87	BetOnUnderdogs	650	5
88	mp5070	650	2
89	Blacke	645	4
90	Crypt1	640	7
91	ntlogic	630	2
92	katstale	615	3
93	frankzig	605	5
94	Igor_1965	605	3
95	Grivas_Digeni	600	3
96	LostBoy	600	1
97	yahoonino	600	1
98	eberetta1	590	6
99	robotalph	590	3
100	ChuckyTheGoat	570	3
101	yisman	565	4
102	smitch124	560	8
103	Fieldysnuts44	550	4
104	lobo369	550	5
105	darell74	545	3
106	slanina	545	5
107	zjohnzzz	540	5
108	dogkatcher	535	3
109	shane	530	5
110	aggieshawn	520	6
111	OldSchoolGambler	515	6
112	stevek173	515	5
113	challa8	505	4
114	convick	505	7
115	dhristov211	500	5
116	frizelli	500	2
117	dankelly	495	4
118	sinmiedo	485	3
119	brock	475	3
120	Basement	470	4
121	Mannyfan	470	3
122	dralexicdr	455	3
123	stikymess	455	2
124	carolinadaze	435	6
125	JayTris07	425	4
126	Spacefrog	425	2
127	stuler	425	4
128	BeerDog99	405	6
129	slikec	380	5
130	diggitydaggitydo	375	1
131	DJDalamar	375	1
132	mikemca	375	1
133	msutter	375	1
134	pabonaparte	375	1
135	Soxsfan9	375	1
136	cabo	350	4
137	Optional	350	4
138	redrum	350	2
139	startm	350	4
140	4uk4life	345	3
141	korki	340	3
142	franklee168	320	2
143	kvb	300	2
144	vladfan	300	5
145	big_joe_1212	295	2
146	TheMoneyShot	295	3
147	Triple_D_Bet	295	2
148	sandos139	290	4
149	pavyracer	270	3
150	WQuine	270	2
151	70kgman	260	3
152	coachep	255	3
153	Im_Lucky	250	4
154	downsouth	230	2
155	oiler	230	3
156	funnyb25	220	3
157	tradeout	210	4
158	dare	200	5
159	RuduRuetigger	200	3
160	sammygran	200	2
161	SharpAngles	200	2
162	Anonymoose	180	2
163	onerous	180	2
164	spurginobili1	180	2
165	bsmmenon	175	1
166	caoutlaw	175	1
167	juicedup	175	1
168	sbr_guest_pro	175	1
169	Diesel79	170	3
170	ronzer	160	2
171	rm18	150	1
172	JoeyBagels	140	3
173	turtlejc	140	2
174	iamamonkey	120	3
175	jatt24	120	2
176	r3coil	110	2
177	ronpaul2008	100	2
178	Brainfreeze	90	2
179	sweethook	90	2
180	BetweenHerCheeks	80	1
181	eSTOXX	80	1
182	Fidel_CashFlow	80	1
183	toughone	70	1
184	Chaz22	60	1
185	Honeybadger44	60	1
186	sbrman23	60	1
187	secretstash	60	2
188	WILDMAN35	60	1
189	jackpot269	50	1
190	jayfky	50	1
191	joeking99	40	1
192	konck	40	1
193	nitlogic	40	1
194	beachnut	30	1
195	cankid	30	1
196	jtoler	30	1