Donk vs. Waves 100 pt last longer on for tonight, 9/16

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Donk vs. Waves 100 pt last longer on for tonight, 9/16
    assuming Ol WW keeps his "perfect attendance record" for the year, he should come be-boppin into the 11 pm trny at around 10:57.....

    as I accepted your open-ended 100 pt heads up last longer challange in any trny we both play in, and have posted up 100 pts with Yisman, your obligated for the 100 pts, as well if you play.....

    post up, punk! (or, of course, u could also choose to duck and wussy out as usual, and sit out of the daily trny you treasure so much, and thus avoid getting your ass kicked)

    AD

    ps... I posted the points with Yis in this thread:

    Last edited by Auto Donk; 09-16-16, 08:12 PM.
  • bobbywaves
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    • 05-06-08
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    #2
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    • Fire in da hole
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      • 09-29-10
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      #3
      Last edited by Fire in da hole; 09-16-16, 08:31 PM.
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      • bobbywaves
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        • 05-06-08
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        #4
        Thanks for the easy 100 Donkey.
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          fuk u waves....

          yoiu dont crack nines with your shitty ace jack move, u lose

          if that fukkin' idiot cabo doesn't suckout on the river against me, u probably lose

          go suck a dick to celebrate
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          • bobbywaves
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-06-08
            • 13280

            #6
            Originally posted by Auto Donk
            fuk u waves....

            yoiu dont crack nines with your shitty ace jack move, u lose

            if that fukkin' idiot cabo doesn't suckout on the river against me, u probably lose
            I crack nines for breakfast. Cabo's A,J was ahead of your K,Q pre flop. You sucked out on the turn, he sucked out on the river. Stop your crying pussy. Bottom line, Cabo had the better hand pre flop when the chips went in & won.
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            • USCPHILLYGUY
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              • 12-15-12
              • 21745

              #7
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              • Triple_D_Bet
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                • 12-12-11
                • 7626

                #8
                Donker, you're a better player than bobbo, no sane person doubts that. That being said, I'm not sure you have an edge in last longers against a guy who plays poorly and tries to fold his way to a mincash. Good players like you and I run deep or go home; poor-playing nits like bobbo will mincash more often and probably come out ahead in last longers. There's a reason poker winnings aren't distributed evenly to everyone who cashes: a 12th place out of 30 doesn't mean much, and the guy who takes 1st in one out of 10 tournies shows more skill than the guy who takes 9th in half of them.

                Last longers are fun casual bets and edges aren't necessarily super important when yo're having fun, but it's not a good idea to feed a confirmed stiff either, sets a bad example for other would-be stiffs.
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                • bobbywaves
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-06-08
                  • 13280

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                  Donker, I'm not sure you have an edge in last longers against a guy who has the most daily cashes over the last 4 years.
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #10
                    youre right, tdb, my 100 bet pts perday bet vs waves would be better spent letting him brush the walls of my pool with his rubber donger attached to his head....

                    ps lying waves, that king was the first card out on the flop....
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                    • Triple_D_Bet
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                      • 12-12-11
                      • 7626

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                      youre right, tdb, my 100 bet pts perday bet vs waves would be better spent letting him brush the walls of my pool with his rubber donger attached to his head....

                      ps lying waves, that king was the first card out on the flop....
                      That's not likely either, bobbo has proven his disdain for people who work for what they want, he'd prefer to sit back and leech off society. Besides, we've seen how he won one bet among numerous other lost ones and loudly convinced himself that he was the greatest despite the evidence; do you really want to help his delusions or even worse, make us suffer through him proclaiming his delusions anywhere and everywhere?
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                      • bobbywaves
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                        • 05-06-08
                        • 13280

                        #12
                        What Tripe is trying to say Donkey, don't bet Waves in a last longer bet unless you want to lose every time.
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #13
                          lol
                          i'll bet your ass every f'n pt you have that you can't beat me three straight, you pathetic fukstick
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                          • bobbywaves
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-06-08
                            • 13280

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                            lol
                            i'll bet your ass every f'n pt you have that you can't beat me three straight, you pathetic fukstick
                            You want to wager for my 20k+, when you have 3 pts to your name broke dikk.
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                            • Triple_D_Bet
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                              • 12-12-11
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by bobbywaves
                              What Tripe is trying to say Donkey, don't bet Waves in a last longer bet unless you want to lose every time.
                              Nope, but you go have fun in your little imaginary world as usual

                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                              lol
                              i'll bet your ass every f'n pt you have that you can't beat me three straight, you pathetic fukstick
                              Doesn't seem like a good idea, considering the last guy who took bobbo up on an offer for all his points got stiffed
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                              • bobbywaves
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                                • 05-06-08
                                • 13280

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                Doesn't seem like a good idea
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                                • Crypt
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                                  • 07-01-16
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                                  #17
                                  Sounds kinky!
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                                  • Triple_D_Bet
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                                    • 12-12-11
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                    Doesn't seem like a good idea, considering the last guy who took bobbo up on an offer for all his points got stiffed
                                    Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                    Glad to see you accepting your debt, that's the first step...next step is to start paying what you owe, hop to it stiff
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                                    • bobbywaves
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                                      • 05-06-08
                                      • 13280

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                      Glad to see you accepting your debt, that's the first step...next step is to start paying what you owe, hop to it stiff
                                      No acceptance of debt here thief. If DS didn't violate my no loan term, he would have been paid in full. If DS posted up with Yisman, he would have had a 0.4% chance of getting paid instead of a 0.0% chance.

                                      As it stands now, DS has the same chance of getting paid as you do getting laid:

                                      Slim to none, & Slim just skipped town.
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                                      • Triple_D_Bet
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                                        • 12-12-11
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                        No acceptance of debt here thief. If DS didn't violate my no loan term, he would have been paid in full. If DS posted up with Yisman, he would have had a 0.4% chance of getting paid instead of a 0.0% chance.

                                        As it stands now, DS has the same chance of getting paid as you do getting laid:

                                        Slim to none, & Slim just skipped town.
                                        Yeah, it was a joke, I think it's obvious at this point you'll do anything to rationalize your stiff job...not exactly a surprise, most stiffs do. You'll have to forgive me if I don't take your word about my chances of anything, given your lack of knowledge of basic math and the fact that you're definitely not an expert on "slim"

                                        Pay what you owe or GTFO stiff
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                                        • bobbywaves
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                                          • 05-06-08
                                          • 13280

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                          You'll have to forgive me
                                          I don't forgive thieves, such as yourself:



                                          Pay what you owe, or GTFO thief.
                                          Last edited by bobbywaves; 09-20-16, 06:26 PM.
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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #22
                                            ww... which trny u playin' tonight? I'm feelin' good......
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                                            • bobbywaves
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                                              • 05-06-08
                                              • 13280

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                              ww... which trny u playin' tonight? I'm feelin' good......
                                              As opposed to feelin' bad, when I kicked your ass last Friday night?
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                                              • RudyRuetigger
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                                                • 08-24-10
                                                • 65084

                                                #24
                                                did we win
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                                                • Itsamazing777
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                                                  • 11-14-12
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                                                  #25
                                                  did donk win
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                                                  • bobbywaves
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                                                    • 05-06-08
                                                    • 13280

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                                    did we win
                                                    Originally posted by Itsamazing777
                                                    did donk win
                                                    Yis, I beat Donkey in our last longer bet during...

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                                                    • Fire in da hole
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                                                      • 09-29-10
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                                                      #27
                                                      Damn, that was the other day. Are you one of those people who win one time, then cash out and run? He called you out yesterday and you hid in the corner. Quit living in the past and keep going. He called you out.
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                                                      • Auto Donk
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                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                        • 43558

                                                        #28
                                                        he was wise to duck me..... another top five finish while he sucked some kahk
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                                                        • bobbywaves
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                                                          • 05-06-08
                                                          • 13280

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Fire in da hole
                                                          Damn, that was the other day. Are you one of those people who win one time, then cash out and run? He called you out yesterday and you hid in the corner. Quit living in the past and keep going. He called you out.
                                                          Donkey called me out again & dodged me by jumping in the 7pm ET tourney, since I kicked his ass the last time he called me out. Donkey could clearly see I wasn't registered in the 7pm tourney, yet he registers anyway. What a pussy.

                                                          You may want to get your facts str8 before opening your mouth, you'll come off less ignorant that way.

                                                          Anytime you want to go 100 on a last longer bet, you be sure to let me know. Considering your measly balance, that's going to take awhile.
                                                          Last edited by bobbywaves; 09-22-16, 01:20 AM.
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                                                          • bobbywaves
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                                                            • 05-06-08
                                                            • 13280

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Fire in da hole
                                                            Quit living in the past
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                                                            • Fire in da hole
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                                                              • 09-29-10
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                              Donkey called me out again & dodged me by jumping in the 7pm ET tourney, since I kicked his ass the last time he called me out. Donkey could clearly see I wasn't registered in the 7pm tourney, yet he registers anyway. What a pussy.

                                                              You may want to get your facts str8 before opening your mouth, you'll come off less ignorant that way.

                                                              Anytime you want to go 100 on a last longer bet, you be sure to let me know. Considering your measly balance, that's going to take awhile.
                                                              I find it absolutely amusing that you seem to believe that that you something due to your points balance. If you actually looked, you would see that I cash in more points than you do for stuff. I do not need to accumulate points to make it seem as though I'm something. Congrats, you have about $700 in pizza.

                                                              Now, if you want to put some real money on a wager, I'll be gladly to wager who has more actual money in real life. What do you say bobby? Lets see who has more assets and makes more money? Your $700 in pizza you got from free pts doesn't mean shit. I'm absolutely willing to post actual documents from closing showing proof of FMV and ownership of assets. Come on bobby, lets see that lease agreement and social security check.
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                                                              • bobbywaves
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                                                                • 05-06-08
                                                                • 13280

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Fire in da hole
                                                                If you actually looked, you would see that I cash in more points than you do for stuff.
                                                                Ignorant argument, I could easily cash out today & have you crushed. But unlike you, I don't need to constantly cash out pizza to feed that 300 lb heifer girlfriend of yours. I prefer to bet my pts.

                                                                Congrats, you have about $700 in pizza.
                                                                More like $1,020. But with your lack of poker skills, I wouldn't expect you to have any math skills.

                                                                I'm absolutely willing to post actual documents from closing showing proof of FMV and ownership of assets.
                                                                Why would I be interested in your fraudulent documents?
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                                                                • Fire in da hole
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                                  Ignorant argument, I could easily cash out today & have you crushed. But unlike you, I don't need to constantly cash out pizza to feed that 300 lb heifer girlfriend of yours. I prefer to bet my pts.



                                                                  More like $1,020. But with your lack of poker skills, I wouldn't expect you to have any math skills.



                                                                  Why would I be interested in your fraudulent documents?


                                                                  Where are your family pics bobby? All I hear is blah blah betpoints, blah blah poker. Get a life broke dik fuk. Time to post your pictures.
                                                                  Last edited by Fire in da hole; 09-22-16, 08:47 PM.
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                                                                  • SharpAngles
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    LOL FidH those could easily be fraudulent photos. Only way to be sure is full frontal nudes of the wife holding a paper saying "hi SBR"

                                                                    anxiously awaiting your reply
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                                                                    • Fire in da hole
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by SharpAngles
                                                                      LOL FidH those could easily be fraudulent photos. Only way to be sure is full frontal nudes of the wife holding a paper saying "hi SBR"

                                                                      anxiously awaiting your reply
                                                                      LMFAO... They don't call you SHARP angles for nothing.

                                                                      Waiting to see if Bobby has the fkn balls to post his stuff online. Bobby, tell you what... I'll go video for video with you. I'll post a video of myself, wife, and show our house and you do the same? Time to blow that doll back up, color lipstick back on her with that sharpie and take some pics.
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