Too Many F^cking Bingo Players

[daneblazer]

Hit the left shift key

[GUMMO77]

Bingo players are cool.

It's the Fkn bots around here that need to be dealt with.

Lookin at you Gummo...

The future of SBR Poker

[Auto Donk]

the one in the shades definitely has sbr poker wired

[Auto Donk]

whoops, posted it before the senior leader of the group was at the table:

[BeerDog99]

This thread is hilarious.... Thanks for the laughs.

In all seriousness, TDB and Bite are spot on.

IMHO, the constant whine of bad beats, rigged and SBR software is just getting so old.

I have no doubt that there is has been various collusion issues with vary accounts/ghosts but having the software rigged is just ludicrous.

1) I lose some hands because I am unlucky,
2) I lose some hands because I suck and make the wrong read.
3) I win some hands because I am lucky
4) I win some hands because I make the right read.

Those statements can change at every flop, turn and river.

The people who are consistently at the top of the leaderboards are there every contest because they more than average are on #4.
Note: the previous statement is negating the min-cash donkeys that benefit from the payout structure.

People need to chill out, enjoy some stress free poker, have a couple of laughs, have a couple of beers and keep it all in perspective.

Well that is all the dime store wisdom that I have today. Take it or leave it, up to you.

Good luck to all that are playing on Saturday (with hopefully most of the luck for me!) ... :-)

[sinmiedo]

This thread is hilarious.... Thanks for the laughs.

In all seriousness, TDB and Bite are spot on.

IMHO, the constant whine of bad beats, rigged and SBR software is just getting so old.

I have no doubt that there is has been various collusion issues with vary accounts/ghosts but having the software rigged is just ludicrous.

1) I lose some hands because I am unlucky,
2) I lose some hands because I suck and make the wrong read.
3) I win some hands because I am lucky
4) I win some hands because I make the right read.

Those statements can change at every flop, turn and river.

The people who are consistently at the top of the leaderboards are there every contest because they more than average are on #4.
Note: the previous statement is negating the min-cash donkeys that benefit from the payout structure.

People need to chill out, enjoy some stress free poker, have a couple of laughs, have a couple of beers and keep it all in perspective.

Well that is all the dime store wisdom that I have today. Take it or leave it, up to you.

Good luck to all that are playing on Saturday (with hopefully most of the luck for me!) ... :-)

no, no, no, no, no, no,.................I m taking this one down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just watch me.
Gl bud for the 2nd place.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sin

[BeerDog99]

no, no, no, no, no, no,.................I m taking this one down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just watch me.
Gl bud for the 2nd place.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sin

and if you happen to win, could happen to a nice guy/donkey... :-) You need to come back to the monthly tourney.....

[USCPHILLYGUY]

It's funny, because (obviously) I was pushing with KK there regardless, but my note on you even said he loves any hand with the letter "A" in it. Will play an ace for any amount, regardless of kicker.

I love when my notes are spot on. Not much I can do about getting in way ahead and getting sucked out on. In fact, as I said before, I really only see you ever do well when you're constantly winning with 30% or less hands.

I'll stick with getting in ahead. Doesn't matter much here, but not going to let freeroll points change my style of play so I can lose actual money playing like a common SBR donk (you).

Oh, and for the record, no, any ace is not good with 150/300 blinds at a 7 handed table. But, hey, I have no interest in tutoring people on here that getting in massively behind repeatedly will eventually burn them because once that luck runs out then it's free points.

HOLY SHIT....people actually keep notes on here

[USCPHILLYGUY]

I can understand some of the frustration here as I feel it as well.......especially after a 6 week dry spell and not being able to win one coin flip......but.........appears that many of the same faces make these threads and complain about the poker here.............my advise....stop playing, especially if you're so good at live games

[daneblazer]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_R9gVc9ggZg

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

HOLY SHIT....people actually keep notes on here

I keep notes... here's mine on you:

"Shy, timid... closes down on full table cuz afraid of people and doesn't want to make misstep. Learned poker from eberetta and Pooh Bear."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8eF9kfqbWY&feature=youtu.be

[USCPHILLYGUY]

I keep notes... here's mine on you:

"Shy, timid... closes down on full table cuz afraid of people and doesn't want to make misstep. Learned poker from eberetta and Pooh Bear."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8eF...ature=youtu.be

Gotta admit, one of Opies all time best videos. Going to be hard to beat

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Gotta admit, one of Opies all time best videos. Going to be hard to beat

[Auto Donk]

i can trump this vacuum by posting a shot of jerry's hoovering nose.....

[Naokia980]

Yeah man

[downsouth]

Obviously rigged

[Auto Donk]

rigged or not, pureplay.com felt the Rath of Donk tonight...... 146 man trny.....