An objective evaluation of "SBR Poker"

**bobbywaves** · 05-17-16, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

FUK YOU SBR!!!!!!!!

AND YES, PLEASE BAN ME

SBR, give this Donkey bitch what he wants already.

**astro61200** · 05-17-16, 09:55 PM

I know the feeling.. last tournament of the last promotion I, pretty much, just needed a single cash to make the team. They promptly moved 2 players from my table when we were down to like 22. Made my table extremely shorthanded in the process (want to say it was 8-8-6). Software refused to even the tables out, blinds ate me alive.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 05-17-16, 11:26 PM

Hey, Walker... reading between the lines here, if you counter with 69k I'm pretty sure you got yourself a SALE here. $$$$$$$$$$$$$

**daysleeper** · 05-18-16, 02:24 AM

Well that was uncalled for.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 05-18-16, 04:19 AM

donker for posting what actual players think about the poker here....

donker you gotta have a AMEX BLACK CARD here or maybe some pictures of SBR brass in compromising positions

. I call out Sammy for his lack of work last promotion and was promptly threatened with a time out

. You've called out the whole fukin system and nothing

. Well done my friend

**OldschoolGambler** · 05-18-16, 08:34 AM

You forgot to mention what Kat calls "Zombie hands" where the low stack all in (whether present or not) wins 2 or three times in a row. AND the non-pro bonus of miracle flops and rivers. Otherwise, as usual, I am a fan of your work.

**sammygran** · 05-18-16, 08:41 AM

Tell em donk.........don't hold back.....

**Auto Donk** · 05-18-16, 08:58 AM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

SBR, give this Donkey bitch what he wants already.

a 12" x 12" cage with a lock on it so you can't get out of it unless carried out waves, at the next Bash....

I'm gonna bash your fukkin' head in

**Auto Donk** · 05-18-16, 09:02 AM

Originally posted by sammygran

Tell em donk.........don't hold back.....

my wife asked me yesterday around 7 pm what had happened to all the rest of the tequila we brought home from Grand Cayman and Cozumel.....

as this thread was still up, I woozily lifted my head and pointed over at my laptop..... after reading the initial post above, she knew.....

tequila hangovers are the worst

as there are a lot of pussies like waves around sbr -- well, not as much of a pussy as waves, as he sets the pussy bar very, very high -- that I might have offended with my comments, I apologize if anyone was offended by the profanity-laced tirade......

AD

ps.... thank you to biter for posting that talented parrot.... I needed a good laugh this morning, and watching that .gif over and over provided it.....

**aggieshawn** · 05-18-16, 12:57 PM

Donker for President... fk Poker Mod.

**bobbywaves** · 05-18-16, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

I'm gonna bash your fukkin' head in

Good luck with that chump.

**SharpAngles** · 05-18-16, 02:49 PM

RSH got me the same way yesterday donker. 1900 stack, 75-150 blinds, pay both blinds and get moved to your table into the cutoff

Of course with my luck blinds go up 100-200, so in 4 hands i went from 1900 to 1350 blind

P.S. tables still not balancing for sht either fuggin RSH software

**jtoler** · 05-18-16, 02:57 PM

What's wrong with the program.

**bobbywaves** · 05-18-16, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by jtoler

What's wrong with the program.

Nothing's wrong, besides no hand to hand play with 13 players left.

But Donkey obviously needs to blame something for his ineptitude on the felt.

**Ballerholic** · 05-19-16, 05:19 AM

lol, once I was playing with Waves. We all had probably around 2,000 chips at the table each, except Waves only had $65. He doubled up 5x in a row. Such a joke site. I still took him out to win that 1st though.

Also if you look closely, you'll notice that every single hand in SBR poker has an out on the river to win the hand. No matter what.

**Auto Donk** · 05-19-16, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Nothing's wrong, besides no hand to hand play with 13 players left.

But Donkey obviously needs to blame something for his ineptitude on the felt.

waves shows in typical waves style what a fukkin ' idiot he is....

the small flappy b-cup scam artist is too fukin dumb to even realize it when he's moved from the button on one table to right in front of the blinds on another.....

damn ur a fck'n idiot wavbes..... and to say "nothing's wrong" about that scenario, which plays out every day on sbr, shows you truly are a clueless fuk

waves, sometimes it's better to keep your scamming, stiffing, lying mouth shut and to be thought to be an idiot by all other SBR members, rather than to open it and remove all doubt

**Auto Donk** · 05-19-16, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Nothing's wrong, besides no hand to hand play with 13 players left.

But Donkey obviously needs to blame something for his ineptitude on the felt.

ps, Small b, i've won more cash/prizes playing live in the past two months than you have in your pathetic lifetime

just get ready to get the shit beat out of you

I'll probably due time in Huntsville for many years as the result of what happens to you in October should you have the balls to tell me where you're at

**OldschoolGambler** · 05-19-16, 09:15 AM

Next SBR "bash" in Houston area?

**bobbywaves** · 05-19-16, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by Ballerholic

lol, once I was playing with Waves. We all had probably around 2,000 chips at the table each, except Waves only had $65. He doubled up 5x in a row. Such a joke site. I still took him out to win that 1st though.

Also if you look closely, you'll notice that every single hand in SBR poker has an out on the river to win the hand. No matter what.

Good players get it in with the best of it the majority of times, doubling up often & consistently cashing. But if you look closely at the board we see your lucky win was your only cash, under your ghost account ballahollic2: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...-a.html?slf=36

**bobbywaves** · 05-19-16, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

waves shows in typical waves style what a fukkin ' idiot he is....

the small flappy b-cup scam artist is too fukin dumb to even realize it when he's moved from the button on one table to right in front of the blinds on another.....

damn ur a fck'n idiot wavbes..... and to say "nothing's wrong" about that scenario, which plays out every day on sbr, shows you truly are a clueless fuk

waves, sometimes it's better to keep your scamming, stiffing, lying mouth shut and to be thought to be an idiot by all other SBR members, rather than to open it and remove all doubt

Funny how this Donkey never mentions the times he's moved from table right before his blinds, only to find his Donkey ass missing the blinds on new table. Works both ways jackass.

Fact: Only pussies like yourself cry about free poker.

Hint: If you cashed more, you would cry less.

If SBR doesn't put you out of your pathetic misery via ban, then I'll help you out chump.

**onerous** · 05-19-16, 01:25 PM

what are you going to ban him from? getting stiffed? Either way thats a plus if you're talkin bout points are just being your usual homosexual self

**bobbywaves** · 05-19-16, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by OldschoolGambler

Next SBR "bash" in Houston area?

SBR would never host a bash in a Houston area ghost town. At the 1:04 mark, you can see a photo of Donkey's barn. And you don't have to worry about trespassers Donkey:

**Auto Donk** · 05-19-16, 01:49 PM

strong stuff coming from a loser who lives in a section-8 shanty in the worst part of jersey, worth less than $50k.....

once again, waves, put your money where your mouth is.... I bet you 100,000 betpoints that my abode is worth more than yours on the tax rolls of our respective appraisal districts.....

now, dodge this sure-loser of a bet for you, and GET READY TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED

**bobbywaves** · 05-19-16, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

I bet you 100,000 betpoints

You want to bet 100k, when you're a broke dikk with a balance of 3? This makes as much sense (cents), as your lemonade stand.

**Auto Donk** · 05-19-16, 04:30 PM

i'll easily get the 100k.... accept the bet or duck and dodge like the pussy you are

make excuses, deflect, obfuscate, suck a dick.... you know, your typical routine when you have to backpeddle and can't back up your smack

**bobbywaves** · 05-19-16, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

i'll easily get the 100k.... accept the bet or duck and dodge like the pussy you are

make excuses, deflect, obfuscate, suck a dick.... you know, your typical routine when you have to backpeddle and can't back up your smack

Good luck soliciting loan, when less than 0.1% of members have 100k & willing to lend it. Besides the fact you requested a ban, making you a ban risk. Whoever lends 100k to a ban risk, would have to be more ignorant than you. But good luck finding that person.

**Auto Donk** · 05-19-16, 05:22 PM

fuk you waves, accept the bet or fuk off....

quit making excuses you stupid fuk

yis, or anyone else with some pts you wanna use to back me on this wager, I'll give you have the points I win...... easy way to double to increase your bankroll by a third.....

**astro61200** · 05-19-16, 10:57 PM

Have to take SBR poker for what it is: free, very sub-par poker program with rehashed "contests", extremely minimal customer service, and complete lack of interest on the site's part.

The same 3 contests are ran each time. Anyone with an issue is ignored unless they bitch about it for 2 weeks straight or constantly ask the same question for 6 months (ie adding the 9pm EST back, adding the 10am, or bringing up blatant cheating). SBR doesn't care about it. It's not worth trying to make the program better when it's a complete afterthought.

You get threads "asking" what we'd like on the weekend but then those go ignored after responses. They set up one of the two things requested that runs, maybe, sometimes half the time and completely ignore the other request.

You get questions about contests that require reposting of the question every day in the official thread for weeks on end before it's even noticed.

Then the program itself is laughable. 4 to a straight boards just bombard the tables. So much so that I know if I have a single card around what flops then I'm better off sticking around because there is a, at least, 50% chance that another card is coming right around there. You get the rubberband AI that refuses to let tournaments end quicker than usual by constantly allowing suckouts on the final table when it gets to around 6-9 players. You get the few who constantly suck out (and then bitch in the event they go 2 days without it), then you get the few who constantly get screwed. The rest of us are the in between that will go from hitting everything under the sun for a few days then missing and getting sucked out on for 2 weeks straight after.

There is variance, but it is so poorly executed that it's laughable. To even out the percentages of hands that should win SBR Poker will just let you run like a god for a few days instead of mixing it up (like what normally happens in real life). For instance JBiddy flopping 4 sets in the span of about 30 hands in the first 30 minutes of the 9pm last night. It happens for most of us, and it's why so many people constantly talk about certain players being programmed to win. Hell, I've even remarked, as I was constantly winning hands, that they picked me as the winner that tourney (which I did win)

I've learned to just take it for what it is: something to do if I'm bored. I've learned to play the software some (as sinmiedo always recommended), which means playing stupid draws that I have no business being in but will hit on here, or calling with 4 pair no kicker because half the people here will play an ace down for all their chips.

I've learned to try and stay away from certain people on the cash tables because you can get them in ahead everytime, but you're going to end up broke. I've learned that to just laugh at the suckouts, with maybe a single bitching comment at the table, and carry on because there is no correlation with skill and SBR poker success. That's not saying people who do well at SBR aren't good, but that anyone can win at bingo.

**astro61200** · 05-19-16, 11:32 PM

Oh, and notes. Notes on SBR are key. Switched computers and lost all mine, have been building them back up and now winning much more often.

Changing your avatar constantly seems to help with running better as well.

**slikec** · 05-20-16, 01:42 AM

I mentioned several times years ago that changing tables issue with new tables setting so dont worry wont get solved

**Auto Donk** · 05-20-16, 08:48 AM

Astros lengthy post above pretty much hits the nail on the head re: the programming.... very well done.

I agree that you have to just take it for what it is.... sometimes you're going to be the windshield, sometimes you're going to be the bug.

the only thing I don't have an issue with is the SBR promos.... SBR does a lot of really good, cool shit for us, that they really don't have to.... (tho, if they didn't, poker would die on the site due to the programming). But nevertheless, the pts promos are fun, free, and can pay off.....)

the wsop seat promo was fun, and gave cabo the chance of a lifetime. the current promo can put some coin in your pocket, the world cup builds camaraderie and fun competition between three factions..... creates a fun atmosphere for that week that it runs.....

I truly believe many of the players here have a lot of talent, and could do well anywhere. That makes it fun/challenging as well.

AD

ps. stros, I'd love to know what your notes on me, if any, say

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 05-20-16, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

Astros lengthy post above pretty much hits the nail on the head re: the programming.... very well done.

I agree that you have to just take it for what it is.... sometimes you're going to be the windshield, sometimes you're going to be the bug.

the only thing I don't have an issue with is the SBR promos.... SBR does a lot of really good, cool shit for us, that they really don't have to.... (tho, if they didn't, poker would die on the site due to the programming). But nevertheless, the pts promos are fun, free, and can pay off.....)

the wsop seat promo was fun, and gave cabo the chance of a lifetime. the current promo can put some coin in your pocket, the world cup builds camaraderie and fun competition between three factions..... creates a fun atmosphere for that week that it runs.....

I truly believe many of the players here have a lot of talent, and could do well anywhere. That makes it fun/challenging as well.

AD

ps. stros, I'd love to know what your notes on me, if any, say

notes for donker....erectile disfunction

**Auto Donk** · 05-20-16, 09:30 AM

fortunately for me, I order V through canada by the hundreds at a buck a piece

**ballahollic2** · 05-20-16, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Good players get it in with the best of it the majority of times, doubling up often & consistently cashing. But if you look closely at the board we see your lucky win was your only cash, under your ghost account ballahollic2: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...-a.html?slf=36

LOL