grrr poker.

jmunzz1116 · 05-17-16, 01:59 PM

Just over and over again...how come every big hand I play the day after winning nice sports bets is like this one up here? Most other days I tend to run okay...I still see stuff like this just not as much.

SharpAngles · 05-17-16, 02:23 PM

Illuminati obviously punishing you for that avatar pal

spider · 05-17-16, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by jmunzz1116

Just over and over again...how come every big hand I play the day after winning nice sports bets is like this one up here? Most other days I tend to run okay...I still see stuff like this just not as much.

why don't you play your sports bets elsewhere?

SharpAngles · 05-17-16, 04:13 PM

Dammit I win a few bets in the SBR Book and look what they do to me!

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****Hand ID 5809922$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 19:46:00 16/05/2016 ETTable 'Table 66835', 10 seats max, Real moneySeat 4 is the button. Small Blind $100, Big Blind $200
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 2 (playing) : HomerSimpson2, amount $855, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : thechaoz, amount $2324, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : b1slickguy, amount $955, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : SharpAngles, amount $2275, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : snapperman2, amount $1480, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : dogracin, amount $6074, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : Carseller4, amount $7180, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : thezbar, amount $2122, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : Snoman, amount $3235, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
SharpAngles: Small Blind ($100)
snapperman2: Big Blind ($200)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to SharpAngles: [Ad, Th]
dogracin: Fold
Carseller4: Raise ($400)
thezbar: Fold
Snoman: Fold
HomerSimpson2: Fold
thechaoz: Fold
b1slickguy: Fold
SharpAngles: Raise [btn] ($2275)
snapperman2: Fold
Carseller4: Call ($1875)
SharpAngles: Show Cards ($0)Carseller4: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Js, 7c, 8c]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Ts]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Qd]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
SharpAngles: Show Cards ($0)Carseller4: Show Cards ($0)** Showdown **Main pot $4750, Rake $0Summary SharpAngles: bet $2375, won $0, net $-2375Summary Carseller4: bet $2275, won $4750, net $2475, HoleCards [8s, 7h], HiHand [two pairs, eights and sevens] [8s, 8c, 7h, 7c, Qd], won $4750 from main pot

jmunzz1116 · 05-17-16, 10:29 PM

Dude I stay logged off all day...like the tenth hand I play on cash game look at this bullshit...Tokn(BB) $5.54 - VP:20 PFR:10 AF:Inf. W:100|100 STL:0|33 3B:20| CB:|0 N:4.96 Hands:10SuperZ(UTG) $6.69 - VP:20 PFR:20 AF:Inf. W:0| STL:50|100 3B:0| CB:100| N:0.14 Hands:10
Me(CO) $5.17 - VP:30 PFR:20 AF:1.5 W:50|0 STL:100| 3B:0| CB:100| N:-5.05 Hands:10
DungStache(BTN) $2.02 - VP:40 PFR:0 AF: W:0| STL:|33 3B:0|100 CB:|100 N:-0.57 Hands:10
Willco(SB) $5 - VP:0 PFR:0 AF: W: STL:|100 3B:0| CB: N:-0.07 Hands:2

Pre Flop: Me(CO) with [Ad,As]
SuperZ(UTG) folds, Me(CO) raises 0.15, DungStache(BTN) folds, Willco(SB) folds, Tokn(BB) calls 0.10

Flop: (9d,6c,6d) (2 players)
Tokn(BB) checks, Me(LP) bets 0.25, Tokn(BB) raises 0.75, Me(LP) calls 0.50

Turn: 8h (2 players)
Tokn(BB) checks, Me(LP) bets 0.86, Tokn(BB) raises 4.64, Me(LP) calls 3.41

River: (5c)

Final:
Returns 0.37 to Tokn(BB)
Tokn(BB) shows [7c,7s]
Tokn(BB) wins 9.85
Me(CO) shows [Ad,As]
It's penetrating rigged.

jmunzz1116 · 05-17-16, 10:32 PM

OMG IM GOING TO penetrating BREAK SHIT GOD DAMNIT WHA T THE penetrate MAN

mfitz44(BB) $3.46 - VP:29 PFR:29 AF:1.5 W:67|100 STL:75|67 3B:25|0 CB:0|0 N:4.24 Hands:14
icemankef(UTG) $0.92 - VP:20 PFR:0 AF:Inf. W:0| STL:|50 3B:0| CB: N:0.12 Hands:5
Me(BTN) $3.78 - VP:64 PFR:57 AF:4.0 W:29|50 STL:100|33 3B:50|0 CB:100|0 N:-1.80 Hands:14
Drt72(SB) $1.55 - VP:29 PFR:14 AF:0 W:33|100 STL:50|50 3B:14| CB:|67 N:-0.23 Hands:14

Pre Flop: Me(BTN) with [Ad,As]
icemankef(UTG) folds, Me(BTN) raises 0.04, Drt72(SB) folds, mfitz44(BB) raises 0.12, Me(BTN) raises 0.60, mfitz44(BB) calls 0.50

Flop: (5s,Qh,4h) (2 players)
mfitz44(BB) checks, Me(BTN) bets 0.82, mfitz44(BB) raises 2.82, Me(BTN) calls 2

Turn: (7h)

River: (Jd)

Final:
mfitz44(BB) shows [Qs,Qd]
mfitz44(BB) wins 6.59
Me(BTN) shows [Ad,As]

jmunzz1116 · 05-17-16, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by spider

why don't you play your sports bets elsewhere?

That's actually a good idea...It's just easier for me because I keep both my rolls together for poker and sports maybe that's a bad idea. Thank you for the advice. I play on pretty much every place we can play being American for cash..maybe if I do sports on that site I won't play poker there that week or something. I swear to god though man this stuff always happens like this I run WAY BELOW expected getting coolered every other hand, it makes me want to puke literally when I get it in good or they flop sets on my overpairs I admit I overplay overpairs sometimes something I've been working on recently..I just needed to vent I guess it really sucks because I still profit even through all of this so I have to keep going...I don't mind some down swings but 15 out of 20 big hands in a row I will get sucked out on miracle stuff? I mean cmon for real? 5%-10% chance for them to win and it's happening 15 out of 20 times only in my big pots? With premium hands? Really? How's this possible like this? It happens in streaks on EVERY TABLE at the same time...I have to literally log off..grr. People say I'm supposed to want to get into these spots and this is just variance and it'll even out but whens it gonna start evening out? My premium hands online loose at an astonishing rate heads up...it's disgusting, makes me sick. Meh..whatever guess it's just variance lol. I don't know what else to do if I don't just shrug it off I'll loose my mind over these types of hands. Even if no one reads this shit or has any similar run bad experiences after big sports day it felt good to get this off my chest.

Originally posted by SharpAngles

Illuminati obviously punishing you for that avatar pal

Oh and yeah yeah make fun of me because criminals have hijacked our government and are operating in secret while they slowly destroy our country from the inside soiling our nations great name across the world. Stuff isn't funny man, you think it's a joke that billions of people are being targeted for extermination by these people? Hilarious. I don't care if people think I'm crazy, I am definitely not. I am completely rational and logical and almost all of this stuff is completely out in the open as long as you look anywhere other than Fox News or CNN. I want a future with freedom and liberty and tyranny doesn't rest we all have to stay vigilant against these people. One of the big problems is everybody is apathetic and doesn't even realize what's going on. People are literally zombies for the most part these days...

jmunzz1116 · 05-18-16, 06:45 AM

See wtf man....first few hands this morning...
avngr(MP) $1.86 - VP:17 PFR:8 AF: W:0| STL:0| 3B:14| CB:0| N:-0.17 Hands:12
smollas(UTG) $4.04 - VP:18 PFR:9 AF:4.0 W:50|100 STL:0|0 3B:13| CB:100| N:0.78 Hands:11
chirola_7(BB) $1.64 - VP:58 PFR:42 AF:1.5 W:20|100 STL:0|50 3B:13|0 CB:33|50 N:1.49 Hands:12
bortiran1(CO) $2.24 - VP:8 PFR:8 AF: W: STL: 3B:0|100 CB: N:-0.10 Hands:12
MindSucker(LP) $2 - VP:17 PFR:8 AF:Inf. W:0| STL:100| 3B:0| CB:100|100 N:-0.04 Hands:12
Me(BTN) $2.01 - VP:33 PFR:25 AF:1.5 W:100|0 STL:50|100 3B:0| CB:|0 N:-2.08 Hands:12
eatingfish(MP) $1.97 - VP:20 PFR:20 AF:Inf. W:0| STL: 3B:0| CB:100| N:-0.19 Hands:5
gnif(SB) $2.04 - VP:0 PFR:0 AF:Inf. W:0| STL:0| 3B:0| CB: N:0.03 Hands:5

Pre Flop: Me(BTN) with [Ac,8c]
smollas(UTG) folds, avngr(MP) folds, eatingfish(MP) raises 0.06, MindSucker(LP) folds, bortiran1(CO) folds, Me(BTN) calls 0.06, gnif(SB) folds, chirola_7(BB) calls 0.04

Flop: (6s,8s,Tc) (3 players)
chirola_7(BB) checks, eatingfish(MP) bets 0.10, Me(BTN) raises 0.20, chirola_7(BB) raises 0.50, eatingfish(MP) folds, Me(BTN) calls 0.30

Turn: Ad (2 players)
chirola_7(BB) checks, Me(BTN) bets 1.44, chirola_7(BB) calls 1.08

River: (Ah)

Final:
Returns 0.36 to Me(BTN)
chirola_7(BB) shows [Ts,As]
Me(BTN) shows [Ac,8c]
chirola_7(BB) wins 3.27

How are these types of hands happening EVERY time I get into a big pot? small pots? I'm upset that the turn and river are both our outs it's just soo highly unlikely yet the most unlikely scenarios keep happening over and over again if someone raises me and I don't have the nuts I fold even if I have second nuts or a hand I should DEFINITELY play...I fold because THEY HAVE IT EVERY TIME.

snip3r2006 · 05-18-16, 07:25 AM

serious ... where is the bad beat ???

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jmunzz1116 · 05-18-16, 07:35 AM

Man these hands are all in a row basically it's not that they are "bad beats" like one outters but they are just highly improbable hands that keep coming one after another how is it every big pot I'm playing in they are hitting their outs? EVERY BIG POT I AM DOMINATING THEM AND THEY SUCKOUT...look at this one, I jumped on bovada and first time i get dealt aces this is what I get....
P1(CO) $4.61 - VP: PFR: AF: W: STL: 3B: CB: N:0
P2(BTN) $6.65 - VP: PFR: AF: W: STL: 3B: CB: N:0
P3(SB) $4.51 - VP: PFR: AF: W: STL: 3B: CB: N:0
Me(BB) $4.70 - VP:17 PFR:10 AF:0.5 W:67|50 STL:100| 3B:13| CB:100|0 N:0 Hands:30
P5(UTG) $13.82 - VP: PFR: AF: W: STL: 3B: CB: N:0
P6(MP) $6.90 - VP: PFR: AF: W: STL: 3B: CB: N:0

Pre Flop: Me(BB) with [Ac,Ah]
P5(UTG) calls 0.05, P6(MP) raises 0.15, P1(CO) folds, P2(BTN) folds, P3(SB) folds, Me(BB) raises 0.47, P5(UTG) calls 0.47, P6(MP) calls 0.37

Flop: (8c,7d,6s) (3 players)
Me(BB) checks, P5(MP) bets 0.45, P6(LP) folds, Me(BB) raises 4.18, P5(MP) calls 3.73

Turn: (9s)

River: As (2 players)

Final:
Me(BB) shows [Ac,Ah]
P5(UTG) shows [6d,Td]
P5(UTG) wins 9.45

jmunzz1116 · 05-18-16, 07:40 AM

this last one i guess i should have raised bigger oop and not jammed on that texture but still how does he hit his 9 on the very next card while i river a set? cmon man I'm gonna post all of these extremely unrandom bait hands which are made to get you both out there so they make maximum rake..I get I was only 63% on the flop against his hand but hands that are 35-40% against me are playing like 90% man....wtf back to back to back to back hands I could handle this no problem if 15 of 20 hands people weren't hitting 2 outters in my big pots..the only reason I even profit is from all the little pots and shit I steal I think I loose more with aa kk qq jj than any other hand...I've even got to where I won't play JJ QQ too aggressively especially with overcards out I will fold them to any agression back damn near but there is always an a k q on the flop or multiple if I have QQ JJ ....22% chance when you're holding KK for an ace to flop but this happens to my KK 60% plus...42% if your holding QQ for overcard on board but this happens almost 95% of the time I hold QQ the other 5% someone flops a set or runner runner flush or straight and still beats me with their 2% chance to win hand from flop.

katstale · 05-18-16, 09:03 AM

While you are a non-pro you should be playing SBR. You will be on the other side of ALL those hands and get to experience what its like to be 5Dimes Tony.

jmunzz1116 · 05-18-16, 09:09 AM

signed up for another 3$ triple up...this is the outcome.....this was like 35 40 hands in not sure why it's not showing whole tournament but whatever....
P5(LP) $2915 - VP:0 PFR:0 AF: W: STL:0| 3B: CB: N:0 Hands:3
P9(CO) $1255 - VP:33 PFR:0 AF: W:0| STL:0| 3B: CB: N:-200 Hands:3
Me(BTN) $985 - VP:33 PFR:33 AF:Inf. W:50|0 STL:0| 3B: CB: N:-885 Hands:3
P7(SB) $3402 - VP:0 PFR:0 AF: W: STL: 3B:0| CB: N:0 Hands:3
P8(BB) $1775 - VP:0 PFR:0 AF: W: STL: 3B:0| CB: N:-200 Hands:3
P6(UTG) $1210 - VP:33 PFR:0 AF: W:100|100 STL: 3B:0| CB: N:1285 Hands:3
P4(MP) $1958 - VP:0 PFR:0 AF: W: STL:0| 3B: CB: N:0 Hands:3

Pre Flop: Me(BTN) with [Jd,Jh]
P6(UTG) calls 200, P4(MP) folds, P5(LP) folds, P9(CO) folds, Me(BTN) raises 985, P7(SB) folds, P8(BB) folds, P6(UTG) calls 785

Flop: (5h,Th,Kd)

Turn: (Td)

River: 5c (2 players)

Final:
Me(BTN) shows [Jd,Jh]
P6(UTG) shows [Ts,As]
P6(UTG) wins 2270

jmunzz1116 · 05-18-16, 09:10 AM

How can so many big hands so frequently be like this? This last one if guy had aa kk qq instead of A10 and that held up fine but dude hit's trip tens? cmon man...I'm 82% on the flop...I played that last game 12vpip 12 pfr

Originally posted by katstale

While you are a non-pro you should be playing SBR. You will be on the other side of ALL those hands and get to experience what its like to be 5Dimes Tony.

Also Non pro? I make my living playing poker and I do some side coaching...I am as good as almost anybody(I feel). I still make occasional mistakes here and there but I believe in myself and my game and I'm always working to improve it. I spend 10 hours a day doing poker related things whether it's playing or studying but that's because I enjoy it for the most part...It's a lot better making a few hundred a week working from my home for myself than to get paid 15$ an hour in a cubicle..I have a very high winrate overall even with these types of hands. I am a professional poker player I just haven't won any big tournaments but since I don't really play those I never will...Because I don't play at the WSOP I can't be a professional? lol. I consider myself a professional even if nobody else does. It is my job and my career at least currently...I've been scraping a living from it for the last few months....I'm not making amazing money but it's enough right now to keep building my roll and pay my bills...I feel good about my situation especially when 75% of the country doesn't even have 1000$ to their name. What I need to do is move overseas to play or Mexico until it's all back nationwide...I hate playing on these offshore sites, I really do but right now I need them.

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Auto Donk · 05-18-16, 09:20 AM

somewhere above in all of the hand posting and other hibbity schwibbity bibbity, I saw, even with a "scorched earth tequila hangover" pounding my head, the phrase along the lines of "getting their money back".....

BINGO!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

It's called the House Accounts Reclamation Program.....

it truly sucks playing poker against people that work for the company and can see your cards and those yet to come.... hard to be profitable playing poker in such an environment

JAKEPEAVY21 · 05-18-16, 09:20 AM

maybe find another site?

Auto Donk · 05-18-16, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

maybe find another site?

I think there's a deep-seeded reason he continues to play there.....

in my sexual travels, I have come across women who have dealt with men who like to be humiliated, beat down, pissed on, generally made to endure a ton of degrading abuse because it gets them off.....

obviously, he has this kink, and instead of paying hookers to put the beatdown on him, he plays poker at that site over and over to get his freak on

katstale · 05-18-16, 09:46 AM

My non-pro reference was related to your status here at SBR. Pro or non-pro. As a non pro you are treated to extraordinary status in tournies at this site. You will beat people like a rented mule. Go ahead, shove anything. It hits.

JAKEPEAVY21 · 05-18-16, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

I think there's a deep-seeded reason he continues to play there.....

in my sexual travels, I have come across women who have dealt with men who like to be humiliated, beat down, pissed on, generally made to endure a ton of degrading abuse because it gets them off.....

obviously, he has this kink, and instead of paying hookers to put the beatdown on him, he plays poker at that site over and over to get his freak on

interesting...maybe he likes to be pooped on in the bedroom as well?

Auto Donk · 05-18-16, 10:00 AM

scat kink is but one small slice of the humiliation pie..... there's a chance that might be the case, but one really has to have a nose for that shit

there are two sexual dysfunctions that I am very blessed not to have.... one is scat/urination game desires, and of course the other is finding kids attractive in a sexual sense.....

i pity the poor souls that have either of these desires

jmunzz1116 · 05-18-16, 02:39 PM

I already said why I keep playing the sites. These site's are the only ones Americans have right now....I am still making a living that is better than getting a local job. I do not enjoy this type of stuff right here not at all I don't really have a choice though...Maybe I should just become a liberal and get free shit and say penetrate trying to earn an income.
Sharpeyez22(MP) $2.70 - VP:17 PFR:0 AF:Inf. W:0| STL:|0 3B:0| CB:|0 N:0.09 Hands:6Cela(CO) $2.22 - VP:31 PFR:31 AF:Inf. W:25|100 STL:80| 3B:0|50 CB:100|100 N:0.10 Hands:13
castlerook(BTN) $0.62 - VP:38 PFR:15 AF:1.0 W:25|100 STL:0|25 3B:29|100 CB:100|50 N:0.43 Hands:13
5c0tt(SB) $1.58 - VP:54 PFR:31 AF:Inf. W:20|100 STL:40|50 3B:17| CB:100|100 N:-0.11 Hands:13
Katafalk(BB) $3.75 - VP:15 PFR:8 AF:1.0 W:0| STL:0|100 3B:0| CB:|0 N:0 Hands:13
Me(UTG) $2.05 - VP:15 PFR:15 AF: W:100|0 STL:100|100 3B:20|0 CB: N:-0.62 Hands:13

Pre Flop: Me(UTG) with [9c,9s]
Me(UTG) raises 0.06, Sharpeyez22(MP) folds, Cela(CO) folds, castlerook(BTN) raises 0.12, 5c0tt(SB) folds, Katafalk(BB) folds, Me(UTG) raises 1.99, castlerook(BTN) calls 0.50

Flop: (3s,2s,8d)

Turn: (9h)

River: (Kc)

Final:
Returns 1.43 to Me(UTG)
castlerook(BTN) shows [Ks,Kh]
castlerook(BTN) wins 1.21
Me(UTG) shows [9c,9s]

SharpAngles · 05-18-16, 07:01 PM

You cover your bills and pad the roll playing $5NL and $3 SNGs??? WTF??

jmunzz1116 · 05-18-16, 07:26 PM

Cmon man this is getting ridiculous.....I stay logged off ALL DAY LONG trying to cool off from this shit and dude...this isn't real poker I don't care what anybody says..people who say online poker is NOT rigged are so full of shit. Is it beatable? Yes it is I'm proof of that BUT my winrate is NOTHING like what it should be...I'm running so far below expected it's NASTY.
P1(BTN) $2.30 - VP:36 PFR:0 AF:1.5 W:25|100 STL:0|100 3B:0| CB:|0 N:2.09 Hands:11
P3(SB) $1.76 - VP:9 PFR:9 AF:Inf. W:0| STL:0|100 3B:0| CB:0| N:0 Hands:11
P4(BB) $8.41 - VP:18 PFR:9 AF: W:0| STL:100|0 3B:0|100 CB: N:-0.30 Hands:11
Me(UTG) $4.39 - VP:45 PFR:27 AF:2.5 W:50|0 STL:67|100 3B:0| CB:100|0 N:-2.91 Hands:11

Pre Flop: Me(UTG) with [Ah,As]
Me(UTG) raises 0.15, P1(BTN) calls 0.15, P3(SB) folds, P4(BB) calls 0.10

Flop: (9s,8c,Td) (3 players)
P4(BB) checks, Me(MP) bets 0.47, P1(BTN) raises 1.88, P4(BB) folds, Me(MP) raises 3.77, P1(BTN) calls 0.27

Turn: (Ad)

River: 6d (2 players)

Final:
Returns]
P1(BTN) wins 4.54 2.09 to Me(UTG)
P1(BTN) shows [Jc,7c]
Me(UTG) shows [Ah,As
P1(BTN) wins 4.54

jmunzz1116 · 05-18-16, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

You cover your bills and pad the roll playing $5NL and $3 SNGs??? WTF??

Yes I do...Is that not normal or something? I make anywhere from 1000-1500 a month give or take a couple hundred bucks with rake back and stuff included...but yeah I definitely do it's not great but it's what I'm able to do while building my roll still to player higher stakes. If I could invest my money more back into my roll I''d be good. but I have a 3 year old son who is expensive..I need to get to 25nl and I think I will be set...

jmunzz1116 · 05-18-16, 07:43 PM

And I play 5nl actually most the time...If I hit some real run bad like right now I'll play 2nl till either I start playing good again or I stop running badly..I like risking small amounts but it's why I don't go broke...I keep very very strict bankroll management and so far it's been working good. I've still got a lot to learn though. I also supplement this with side sports bets but I typically do 3-5 team parlays for 2-5$ a piece I hit them actually fairly often it helps a bunch so it's not ALL poker.

jmunzz1116 · 05-18-16, 08:59 PM

This was zone...
Me(BB) $6.33 - VP:16 PFR:11 AF:2.5 W:29|50 STL:100|0 3B:9| CB:50|0 N:0.74 Hands:57
P2(UTG) $5.57 - VP: PFR: AF: W: STL: 3B: CB: N:0
P3(MP) $11.13 - VP: PFR: AF: W: STL: 3B: CB: N:0
P4(CO) $7.52 - VP: PFR: AF: W: STL: 3B: CB: N:0
P5(BTN) $9.01 - VP: PFR: AF: W: STL: 3B: CB: N:0
P6(SB) $4.46 - VP: PFR: AF: W: STL: 3B: CB: N:0

Pre Flop: Me(BB) with [Ad,9h]
P2(UTG) folds, P3(MP) folds, P4(CO) folds, P5(BTN) folds, P6(SB) calls 0.03, Me(BB) raises 0.15, P6(SB) calls 0.15

Flop: (7s,As,9d) (2 players)
P6(SB) checks, Me(BB) bets 0.25, P6(SB) calls 0.25

Turn: 6c (2 players)
P6(SB) bets 0.65, Me(BB) raises 1.30, P6(SB) raises 2.07, Me(BB) calls 1.42

River: 2d (2 players)
P6(SB) bets 1.29, Me(BB) calls 1.29

Final:
P6(SB) shows [Tc,8c]
P6(SB) wins 8.48

jmunzz1116 · 05-19-16, 05:01 AM

WHAT THE $^%$ I shouldn't have even called this guy but he was being a donk the whole time and oh look guy has 66 in his hand...i had 56 and the board runs out a straight on the biggest pot i've played on night? LOL.
Me(UTG) $5 - VP:45 PFR:27 AF:0.5 W:75|33 STL:0|0 3B:20|0 CB:100|50 N:0 Hands:11
P3(CO) $4.13 - VP:14 PFR:14 AF:0 W:50|0 STL:0|100 3B:0| CB:0| N:-0.56 Hands:14
P4(BTN) $28.96 - VP:36 PFR:14 AF:Inf. W:60|100 STL:33|100 3B:0|50 CB:0|0 N:1.49 Hands:14
P5(SB) $11.13 - VP:93 PFR:43 AF:0.7 W:55|50 STL:67|0 3B:13|33 CB:25|33 N:-1.43 Hands:14
P6(BB) $7.64 - VP:10 PFR:0 AF:0.3 W:100|100 STL:|100 3B:0|0 CB:|0 N:2.59 Hands:10

Pre Flop: Me(UTG) with [6c,5c]
Me(UTG) raises 0.15, P3(CO) folds, P4(BTN) calls 0.15, P5(SB) raises 1, P6(BB) folds, Me(UTG) calls 0.87, P4(BTN) calls 0.87

Flop: (8c,7h,9s) (3 players)
P5(SB) bets 3.73, Me(MP) calls 3.73, P4(BTN) raises 27.94, P5(SB) calls 6.38, Me(MP) calls 0.25

Turn: (5d)

River: 6s (3 players)

Final:
Returns 17.83 to P4(BTN)
Me(UTG) shows [6c,5c]
P4(BTN) shows [6h,6d]
P5(SB) shows [Qd,Qh]
P4(BTN) wins 5.83
P5(SB) wins 5.82
Me(UTG) wins 4.78
P4(BTN) wins 4.76
P5(SB) wins 4.76

Ballerholic · 05-19-16, 05:13 AM

Jumunzz- What stakes are you playing? Seems like a very fishy/reg game. I play over at Bet365 at 5NL and 10NL. Same thing happens, one time I had a 90vpip player to my right, and we played 3 big hands. I raised every street possible as I had top pair each time, and magically he manages to hit either a straight, two pair or set on the river. This is after he is calling a 70% pot bet on both streets with nothing. What a joke. Overall though I'm up a pretty good amount though due to these players.

jmunzz1116 · 05-19-16, 06:30 AM

Dude just so bogus...again this guy's been bluffing like crazy 3 betting every other hand and then as soon as I get a hand check it out....like who the penetrate reraises a8s when I have a tight table image for the most part, very value oriented, and I 3 bet homeboy from UTG so I AM SCREAMING STRENGTH...if you look at that guy on every single table hes playing he's got like 20$+...gd damn house player bro. I seen him doing this crazy shit to everybody.
Game started at: 2016/5/19 7:18:45
Game ID: 642627046 0.02/0.05 Cecilite (PRR) - 3 (Hold'em)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 1: HELL-RAISER (3.54).
Seat 3: Gaylorde (18.67).
Seat 4: K1ng0fSpades (10.79).
Seat 5: mdlive (3.30).
Seat 6: Jmun (5).
Player HELL-RAISER has small blind (0.02)
Player Gaylorde has big blind (0.05)
Player HELL-RAISER received a card.
Player HELL-RAISER received a card.
Player Gaylorde received a card.
Player Gaylorde received a card.
Player K1ng0fSpades received a card.
Player K1ng0fSpades received a card.
Player mdlive received a card.
Player mdlive received a card.
Player Jmun received card: [Qs]
Player Jmun received card: [Qh]
Player K1ng0fSpades raises (0.15)
Player mdlive folds
Player Jmun raises (0.45)
Player HELL-RAISER folds
Player Gaylorde raises (1.10)
Player K1ng0fSpades calls (1)
Player Jmun calls (0.70)
*** FLOP ***: [7d Jd 10d]
Player Gaylorde bets (1.10)
Player K1ng0fSpades folds
Player Jmun calls (1.10)
*** TURN ***: [7d Jd 10d] [10c]
Player Gaylorde bets (2.15)
Player Jmun calls (2.15)
*** RIVER ***: [7d Jd 10d 10c] [2c]
Player Gaylorde bets (0.60)
Player Jmun allin (0.60)
------ Summary ------
Pot: 10.62. Rake 0.37. JP fee 0.18
Board: [7d Jd 10d 10c 2c]
Player HELL-RAISER does not show cards.Bets: 0.02. Collects: 0. Loses: 0.02.
*Player Gaylorde shows: Flush, A high [Ad 8d]. Bets: 5. Collects: 10.62. Wins: 5.62.
Player K1ng0fSpades does not show cards.Bets: 1.15. Collects: 0. Loses: 1.15.
Player mdlive does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player Jmun shows: Two pairs. Qs and 10s [Qs Qh]. Bets: 5. Collects: 0. Loses: 5.
Game ended at: 2016/5/19 7:19:53

jmunzz1116 · 05-19-16, 06:37 AM

I play 5nl and 2nl on betonline, acr, bovada, intertops but hardly on intertops very very little.

JAKEPEAVY21 · 05-19-16, 08:07 AM

saloon this crap

Auto Donk · 05-19-16, 11:46 AM

by now you'd think he'd get the message: GET THE FUK OFF THAT SITE!!!!! YOU'RE GETTING SCAMMED BY INSIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!

SharpAngles · 05-19-16, 11:51 AM

^^because bots and insiders all target $5NL

they get off taking your money one Big Mac at a time

Auto Donk · 05-19-16, 12:52 PM

pay a dope a minimum wage, have him spank the lower level donk tables 8 at a time as a super user; make a good bit of coin

programmed train wreck hands get fish's money in quick

I know I could clear a grand or two per hour minimum easy even at those stakes, running multiple tables