SwingingJohnson today..
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Say it ain't so? Swingers a good dudeComment -
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I'm a marked man! Thanks for the kind words USC but Brainer is right. I did hit and run him today but I had a reason for doing so. I am just getting familiar with SBR poker and prefer tournament games to cash games so there was only one, yes, one single person in all 20 rooms and it was Brainer. So, I figured I'd play a few hands and split. I just wanted to get the feel of it.
Sorry this twisted you Brainer. Wasn't planning on staying either way.Comment -
Yea, not a hit n run, not even close. When there is rollover involved, I give people a pass. If there is only one other player, I give people a pass. BrainFreeze, do you even know what a hit n run is? I play for an hour, another person shows up for 5 minutes, I leave. Too bad. Player there 5 minutes should have started earlier if they want to whine hit n run that I leave the room.
There is no hit n run on SBR poker. That is how long most ring games last.Comment -
I love hitting and running..... read up on my exploits on the thread entitled "the hit n run chronicles":
The Hit n Run Chronicles!!!!
After the Emmy nomination, and several inter-species hook-ups for Qualia, resulting from our critically acclaimed "The DOOM SWITCH Chronicles," Logo network just recently commissioned us, after seeing what we did to Bonerous yesterday at the Omaha tables, to star in a gay-as-fuk series called "The Hit n Run Chronicles....." Trying to be accepting of "the gays," B-Kway and I decided it would be good for our image, and maybe patch things up with resident homo wwaves, if we allowed the gays to produce the series..... so we signed their contract with the rainbow emblem on it...... and gave them episode 1, as follows:
After the extreme adrenaline rush B-Kway and I got off hittin n running Bonerous for TWELVE massive pts at the omaha tables, we woke this morning feeling alot like nicole ritchie, looking for our next fix! I jumped on sbr, and saw three people playing in a small nlhe cash game..... po69 and BONEROUS, and someone else.... like running into a babe u "hit n ran" during a one-night stand in college the previous night, only to see her back in the same club with you the following night as well, I didn't know whether I should turn and hit the exit for fear that Boner might recognize me, of if I should, literally, try to hit it again...........
On the fence with this decision, I deferred to the only voice of reason available, my inner-conscience, --- no, not my real conscience, but rather a hungover chimp who was hi as fuk from having just finished his morning bowl.... Bongo, apparently needing the adrenaline hi even more than me, lit his bong and began to dance around the living room in the same basic victory dance we'd done after hitting Boner in Omaha...... so I jumped in with 120 or so in chips.......
first hand, im dealt J2, maybe J3..... don't really recall preflop action, but know that Bonerous (who had about 100 chips on the table) was in the hand, and I flop top pair with my jack...... Qualia lets out a shriek, hits the bong, and lets off a plume of smoke that prevents me from seeing the screen..... I feel I've got the still-tilting-from-the-day-before Bonerous on the hook, so I shove..... he again thinks about it for a sec or two, then calls with mid or bottom pair, only to miss and ship his entire stack!!!!!!!!!!!
I announce I'm hitting n running, and bolt from the table like a little boy bitch cowardly running away with my three to four bucks!!!!!! The dancing/shrieking Bongoqualia loads another bowl, smokes it, puts on his swimsuit, and dives out the second floor window into the f'n pool below he's so amped up with the spectacular hit n run we'd just executed..... i say fck it, and dive in right after him! great way to start a new work week! thank you, SBR!
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Hitting and running... Is just that, not giving a shot at the chips back. He sat down for approximately five hands, went all in on one, won, and left..
if you like that kind of poker, that's you... I don't, and this is my thread on who does it, but Johnson here, seems ok, but this is still an active thread..Last edited by brainfreeze; 04-03-15, 07:27 PM.Comment -
But thanks again for the explanation Johnson, I can appreciate that, and even gave you a point to express my sincerity here..it's all good,
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My suggestion to swinger is to forget all he remembered about the sbr poker site! It will save lots of aggravation!Comment -
Everyone can come & go as they please, most are spitting after their roll is met.
Complaining about hit & running on SBR is a total embarrassment, in my humble opinion.Comment -
wow, i actually agree with ww on that one....
taking it a logical step further, complaining about ANYTHING on sbr poker is a total embarrassment.......... it's free, and -- excluding the present grand prize in the promo -- it's for pennies!!!
timing of the final kinda bites in my situation, as now i will have two wsop main event promo finals running at exactly the same time, 3 pm on the 25th.....Comment -
Who cares at this point ? Even if you made it in final 50, no 1st or 2nd, you played for nothing... Who said anything about complaining though ? I'm just making a list of people who will play a few hands, win a all in and bounce.. Sbr poker in general is becoming an embarrassment, as Johnson said I was the only one waiting out of ALL the tables... Nuff said..Comment -
How so? Maybe they completed their roll or had to: take a shit, answer the door/phone, go eat, bang their girl, who knows their personal circumstances at the time? Why would you care about anyone leaving?
Intelligent folks flip...why you ask? Not only is it much faster, flippin completes a higher % of rolls as well. These are indisputable facts.or flat out flipping instead of playing at all.
Creating a thread obviously demonstrates that hit & runners bother you.Who said anything about complaining though ?
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bold...How so? Maybe they completed their roll or had to: take a shit, answer the door/phone, go eat, bang their girl, who knows their personal circumstances at the time? Why would you care about anyone leaving?
These are excuses, why start playing if you want to do something else ?
Intelligent folks flip...why you ask? Not only is it much faster, flippin completes a higher % of rolls as well. These are indisputable facts.
flipping is boring bob... Who cares about the points that much, to completely erase the excitement of thinking, making good calls, and winning... I don't care that much, and the points you are hoarding are losing value fast it looks like...
Creating a thread obviously demonstrates that hit & runners bother you.
bothering and complaining are two different things bob...Comment -
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It is scary, but I am agreeing with brainfreeze on a few of his points.Comment -
Some unforeseen circumstances previously mentioned can easily arise, causing anyone to leave abruptly. But most leave once their rolls are met.
Flipping may be boring to you. But what's boring to me is sitting in a ring game for hours, trying to meet just one rollover. To each their own, I get enough "excitement" playing the dailies.
How are pts losing value fast? Cashing in on holiday store sales offsets any nominal price increase by far. Not to mention you can't partake in another possible hedge fund with broke dikk status: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...check-out.html
When a thread is created, what bothers you can easily be perceived as complaining.Comment -
I don't partake in it & it's not excuses, it's reality as to why some people have to leave. Bottom line, leaving an SBR poker table shouldn't be an issue under any circumstances.
It does take hours to meet rolls compared to minutes flippin. I'm not shoving with 2,7 off in a ring game just to meet roll faster.
Threads don't need to be created about hit n running, as it's a non issue. There's nothing that can be done about it & it's not offensive to me or most people.Comment -
I just wish I could hit n run someone lately..... fuk, all i'm doin' is shippin pts to mutha fckas.......
they don't even hit n run me, as they know they can repeatedly hit me over and over, running after the first "hit" would only cost them chips!!
don't believe me, ask jimmy proffit.... after i felted him, he reloaded, knowing it was coming, and he thereafter crushed my donk ass such that I can't even muster up a hundred pts to play in today's trny.......
I prayed at Easter Mass this morning to let me hit n run someone this week............
and that Jesus would ship me 100 pts for this afternoon's trny.......... (unfortunately, if momoney's photo is accurate, Jesus is busy burnin' blunts and it looks like I'll be watching the trny from the rail)Comment -
I've addressed this several times already with Tripe, but nobody is intelligent enough to comprehend. There's no wasted time on my end, I'm either doing computer work or watching my sports investments on tv. When somebody sits at my table to flip, I hear an audible alert notification.
You & Tripe like to make it sound like I'm staring at an empty poker table all day waiting for someone to flip, get a clue.Comment -
God Bless you, Waves, this Easter Day.........
and may God instill on all SBR posters the ability to understand you....Comment -
I don't see it beneficial at all, you say it's smart and I really don't even see how that's in the conversation of flipping at all, I lost 80 pts to you " bored " and flipping within ten hands or so.. How is this smart ? I could've turned that 80 into 280 playing instead I just forked them over playing every hand with you..
whatever works for you though Bob, whatever works... and you are waiting one way or another listening for alerts and so fourth..Comment -
i usually have my computer volume turned way down low, as I don't want to wake Chimp while i'm watching porn; and then i forget to turn it back up while sitting alone at the 2-4 nlhe table for hours waiting for someone to possibly appear, with the auto post blinds on, such that i don't hear the sounds when someone sits down -- while i'm away from the computer -- and steals my big blind, then runs off into the night like a bandit.......
has cost me 1274 pts in "stolen" big blinds in less than a yearComment -
If you don't see flipping as beneficial, look no farther than comparing our poker deposits/withdrawals. Your ROI is 3% compared to my 649%. You want further proof? What % of rollovers would you say you complete? I complete approximately 95% of rolls via flippin, can you say that playing ring games? Not to mention the extra time it takes you to complete your ring rolls.
Thanks for the 80 pts. But if you were to flip Omaha long enough with proper rollover management skills, it all evens out in the long run.
Not waiting at all...I'm doing the same other things I normally would be doing, whether someone sits down or not.whatever works for you though Bob, whatever works... and you are waiting one way or another listening for alerts and so fourth..Comment -
add trinity to the list
he has done it to me a few times now
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