The DOOM SWITCH Chronicles

[Triple_D_Bet]

Can't compete with you there, as that's the only contest you've won to date...You had that all wrapped up by March, congrats!

Apparently it's 100+

[JAKEPEAVY21]

serenity now, donker..

[blankoblanco]

More like the DUMB BITCH chronicles amiright

[bobbywaves]

More like the DUMB BITCH chronicles amiright

[Auto Donk]

serenity now, donker..

ohhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm............

[Auto Donk]

Goo Luck espy are posers

so that's it..... they're gunnin' for an ESPY!

[JAKEPEAVY21]

[ATTACH]71863[/ATTACH]

ohhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm............

serenity now, insanity later...

[BigDaddy]

how is this for a bad beat

registered today for 3pm tourney

got busy didnt log in until like 319pm

already out

why do they still do that?

you pay 10 points you should be able to be late sometimes

penetrate

[Auto Donk]

DAy 4-5 THE DOOM SWITCH CHRONICLES UPDATE:

Day 4: didn't win a hand... With kk I raise big prelop, a rag calls flops A. I have JJ, raise preflop, Ace rag calls, flops A. I shove in late position with KQsuited once short stacked, AK calls from one of the blinds, I'm done. Didn't win a hand.

Day 5: (Like the weatherman who films his "sunny all day" forecast at noon for the 5 pm news, and goes to play golf at 4:00 pm, only to see it raining cats and dogs, I'm updating day 5 before I actually play..... --- hopefully I'll have it as wrong as the aforementioned weatherman and take the damn daily down.....): Typical doom switch day, no cards, bad beats, f u s b r!!!!!

[JAKEPEAVY21]

the Massengill chronicles continue lol

[Auto Donk]

the Massengill chronicles continue lol

jake, u need to buy a pair of reading glasses.... it's the DOOM Switch Chonicles... not the DOUCHE Switch Chronicles.....

[Auto Donk]

day 6-7 update: another two days, another two fckjobs at the hands of S BULLSHIT R!!!!!!!!!!!

more sick shit from the rigged pile of shit that is sbr poker........

on Wed, make a final table, only to get superused by biteme on his way to winning the trny; I have ace ten, he's on button (trny is down to three-handed) and makes a typical biteme aggressive move with k9, shoving with big stack to steal the blinds (no problem with that move, k9 decent to do that 3-handed with with the huge blinds 1k/2k, and his 20 k in chips vs. my 9k and other players' 12k.)

but this is where S Bullshit R steps in with its penetrating doom switch, and removes me from the trny..... I have ace ten on small blind, so it's an easy read and instacall of biteme's lesser hand.... turn em up, FLOP A TEN..... odds way in my favor now to double up and take the chip lead.......... NOT SO FAST MUTHA FCKA..... YOU 'VE BEEN DOOM SWITCHED.......... NEXT CARD IS A FCKIN K, AND i GO OUT THIRD........... F U S B R!!!!!!!

NOW, YESTERDAY.......... the fck job sbr doled out to me in favor of this fcking "govolz" i.d., who was New Player karma-ized and running over the trny with pure bullshit hands, takes me out when he makes a f'n retarded re-raise of my top two pair (I had aces up that I'd hit on the flop), chunkin it all in on a f'n gut shot straight draw.... of course the idiot is bailed out by S Bullshit R when the sorry fckin' programming throws him one of his four fcking outs the very next card, for his f'n gut shot mother fckin' straight.... (i'm fckin' starting to fckkin' sound like fckin' miike fckin' jamm here, recounting what a sorry mother fckin' piece of fckin' programmed fck'n cocksuckiing f'n shit poker site S f'n Bullshit f'n R is can do that to anyone!!!!!!!)

Enjoy your day, ESPY R Posers!!!! i know sbr poker will provide me with more anal action of the rape variety!!!!!!

so, it's been nine mother fckin' straight tournies where I exit with the mother fckin superior hand preflop and often post flop, simply being anally raped by sbr EVERY TIME I EXIT A TOURNY --- FCK, ONLY ARIEL CASTRO has a higher rape quotient than s bullshit r!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikejamm]

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 4498834
$0.50/$1 NL Omaha Hi/Lo (No Limit) - 19:19:00 23/08/2014 ET
Table 'Night in Bangkok', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 5 is the button. Small Blind $0.50, Big Blind $1
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 3 (playing) : boscokid, amount $103.58, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : stevenash, amount $105.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : mikejamm, amount $86.57, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : pureajb, amount $46.50, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : redrum, amount $57.36, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
pureajb: Small Blind ($0.50)
redrum: Big Blind ($1)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to mikejamm: [Qd, 5s, 7d, Ks]
boscokid: Raise ($2)
stevenash: Raise ($3)
mikejamm: Call [btn] ($3)
pureajb: Call ($2.50)
redrum: Call ($2)
boscokid: Raise ($4)
stevenash: Call ($1)
mikejamm: Call [btn] ($1)
pureajb: Call ($1)
redrum: Call ($1)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Ad, Td, 5d]
pureajb: Check ($0)
redrum: Check ($0)
boscokid: Check ($0)
stevenash: Bet ($5)
mikejamm: Call [btn] ($5)
pureajb: Call ($5)
redrum: Fold
boscokid: Call ($5)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Kh]
pureajb: Check ($0)
boscokid: Check ($0)
stevenash: Bet ($5.50)
mikejamm: Call [btn] ($5.50)
pureajb: Fold
boscokid: Call ($5.50)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Kc]
boscokid: Check ($0)
stevenash: Bet ($7.50)
mikejamm: Raise [btn] ($25)
boscokid: Fold
stevenash: Raise ($42.50)
mikejamm: Raise [btn] ($72.07)
stevenash: Call ($29.57)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
stevenash: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $198.64, Rake $2
Summary stevenash: bet $94.07, won $198.64, net $104.57, HoleCards [As, Js, 3d, Ah], HiHand [a full house, aces full of kings with ace kicker] [As, Ah, Ad, Kh, Kc], won $198.64 from main pot
Summary mikejamm: bet $111.57, won $0, net $-111.57

Typical fuk'in night for me here at the sbr shithole poker rigged fuk'in donk fest! Flop comes, pair of 5's, straight and flush draws, not bad, good odds and worth staying in.

Turn is a K, got two pair now, Kings and 5's and several outs to improve my hand.

River is another K and I hit my boat, Kings full of 5's, so I shove, only to be greeted by the best fuk'in boat in poker.

This is the ridiculous luring bullshit I've been delt over the past few weeks! Ureal shit that defies the laws of fuk'in averages or so call variance! Doesn't make any difference if its tourneys or ring games, same fuk'in result.

Never catch a break around here anymore! I guess if I was a racist fuk head like centyshit or a stiff fuk'in loser scamming ghost like Chip/borednaz, I'd run like a fuk'in god at this shithole, because apparently thats the type of assholes sbr wants around here. Way to keep it real for the players sbr.