INSPIRATION is the key to playing pro-level poker.....

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    INSPIRATION is the key to playing pro-level poker.....
    After playing poker on this site for a while, many players begin to feel like the recepticle portion of a skid-o-kan portable toilet outside the rio de janiro stadium that hasn't been cleaned since argetina blew all of its opportunities to win the final......

    A few, and I won't mention any names here, I have a vested interest in seeing shirk off those "i've been shit all over by SBR poker doldrums." And no, I'm not referring to Billy Loco..... So, I decided to give you bastards some serious inspirational advice. Fck Tony Robbins, or the General Patton speech, as they are mere child's play to this spot on factually correct inspirational peice that I offer up to you to help you get your fckin' heads right and come into combat with me at the SBR tables:

    Last edited by Auto Donk; 07-16-14, 08:41 AM. Reason: Bongo just heard this and shot the t.v., as espn was running a piece on the Eagles... Damn I love that Chimp!
  • JAKEPEAVY21
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-11-11
    • 29268

    #2
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      inked-up skanks (bad ink, i might add) with big hard fake breasts do not inspire real poker players, jake!
      Last edited by Auto Donk; 07-16-14, 10:44 AM. Reason: Bongoqualia indicated that he would go a few rounds with her tho, just to "lighten his load(s)"! he wants her name.....
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      • JAKEPEAVY21
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-11-11
        • 29268

        #4
        Originally posted by Auto Donk
        inked-up skanks (bad ink, i might add) with big hard fake breasts do not inspire real poker players, jake!
        she certainly inspires me!!
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        • Chipup
          SBR MVP
          • 07-24-13
          • 1435

          #5
          Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
          she certainly inspires me!!
          Don't mind Donk he's gay.
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            "gay for that pussy!!!"

            Last edited by Auto Donk; 07-16-14, 01:19 PM.
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