Unacceptable Table Talk

**leetreaper** · 05-27-14, 10:05 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

So Bobbypussywaves has denied pussying out and refusing to play me heads up in either omaha or holdem, as I knew he would. Figuring that would be the case, I was smart enough to have saved the conversation...... Enjoy:

Dealer: Auto Donk has joined the table.
Dealer: Game will start in 10 seconds...
bobbywaves: I want 2 flip 20/hand
Dealer: Waiting for more players...
Auto Donk: Let's play for real, heads up, no flipping.
Or come play me heads up in 5-10 nl. You sure talk
a big game, come back it up!
Dealer: Game will start in 10 seconds...
bobbywaves: I just want 2 flip 20/hand, I'm not worth
a shit heads up. Plus you own me, AD!
Auto Donk: Quit being such a pussy and play!
bobbywaves: No, I refuse to play you because
you will crush my ass.
Auto Donk: That's beside the point, I know I will.
You talk a bunch of shit but can't back it up.....
Now get your ass in the game, you cnt!
bobbywaves: I have rollover
Auto Donk: Whoopity penetrate..... so do I..... you're
such a fckin' pussy..... only rollover you'll be doing is over
on to your stomach so your fahgity man can pump your
azz
bobbywaves: don't call my man "fahgity." He's a good
provider for me and I love him
Auto Donk: Look, Horatio Hornblower, either put some chips
on the table or I'm outta here....
bobbywaves: no, I'm scared to play you. Since you won't
flip with me, I'm going to go suck somebody's dick.
Auto Donk: Ok, you go suck that dick, I'm gonna grab a beer....
bobbywaves: Dealer, what do you recommend I do, AD won't
leave me alone
Dealer: I recommend you quit being such a pussy!

Lol, lay off the crack pipe there dude...

**RudyRuetigger** · 05-27-14, 10:17 AM

donk lets play heads up

**bobbywaves** · 05-27-14, 01:20 PM

Easy to see why Donkey isn't making any leader board appearances.

**Auto Donk** · 05-27-14, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

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Easy to see why Donkey isn't making any leader board appearances.

you forgot to post the previous night's results, coward..... oh wait, no need to.... you can simply reference my latest first place badge from last night.....

**bobbywaves** · 05-27-14, 01:43 PM

Talk to me when you pass me on leaderboard Donkey, pathetic you can't even make leaderboard. Until that happens, insert your foot back into Donkey mouth.

**Triple_D_Bet** · 05-27-14, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

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Easy to see why Donkey isn't making any leader board appearances.

The nice thing about playing good tournament poker (like donk) is that you don't waste much time...you put yourself in a position to do well early or you go out. When playing timid supernit poker (lets call it bobbo style), you still lose (and usually do worse)...it just wastes more time. In other words, going out 30th from a 2 outter (as donk pretty much did today) is far better than folding your way to a 15th (as you often do)

**bobbywaves** · 05-27-14, 02:09 PM

Another blank from you this morning Tripe? You & Donk have a lot in common, both suck & many excuses for your poor play.

**Auto Donk** · 05-27-14, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Talk to me when you pass me on leaderboard Donkey, pathetic you can't even make leaderboard. Until that happens, insert your foot back into Donkey mouth.

just keep duckin' me, coward.... you're a little bitch and I'm gaining on you quickly.... I figure I'll pass you by the end of june at the latest. Run, bitch, run! and, like the dealer said, "I recommend you quit being such a pussy!"

**bobbywaves** · 05-27-14, 02:51 PM

Keep dreaming of passing me on boards Donkey. When do you think your pathetic 1.2 ROI will pass my lofty 6 ROI? I'll help you with that answer......Never!

**Triple_D_Bet** · 05-27-14, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Another blank from you this morning Tripe? You & Donk have a lot in common, both suck & many excuses for your poor play.

Typical bobbo, ignore the facts and post nonsense. Well past time for a new schtick, or at least a new excuse

**RudyRuetigger** · 05-27-14, 02:55 PM

Damn I just found bobbywaves picture

Bobby is this why ur so angry?

**easyliving** · 05-27-14, 03:13 PM

don't see what the problem with avoiding a specific player at the tables is. I personally have a list of players I avoid headsup as well. If a person has your number no point in continuing to donate to that person.

**bobbywaves** · 05-27-14, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

Typical bobbo, ignore the facts and post nonsense. Well past time for a new schtick, or at least a new excuse

My posts are always backed up by facts such as: leaderboard links, screenshots, & ROI stats, which anyone can easily verify. Unlike the tripe spewed by yourself, & Donks fantasy land chat nonsense.

**RudyRuetigger** · 05-27-14, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by easyliving

don't see what the problem with avoiding a specific player at the tables is. I personally have a list of players I avoid headsup as well. If a person has your number no point in continuing to donate to that person.

you avoid everyone

get the fukk outta here

**bobbywaves** · 05-27-14, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by easyliving

don't see what the problem with avoiding a specific player at the tables is. I personally have a list of players I avoid headsup as well. If a person has your number no point in continuing to donate to that person.

Good point & some people don't prefer heads up over tournies & ring games. I have Tripe's number, but its not stopping him from donating 29k to me.

**thechaoz** · 05-27-14, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

The nice thing about playing good tournament poker (like donk) is that you don't waste much time...you put yourself in a position to do well early or you go out. When playing timid supernit poker (lets call it bobbo style), you still lose (and usually do worse)...it just wastes more time. In other words, going out 30th from a 2 outter (as donk pretty much did today) is far better than folding your way to a 15th (as you often do)

Post of the year. I'm a cash player my whole life and had to learn this lesson. Running terrible doesnt help but made an epic comeback for 6th yesterday
AA<53

Dan had my number yesterday

**Triple_D_Bet** · 05-27-14, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

My posts are always backed up by facts such as: leaderboard links, screenshots, & ROI stats, which anyone can easily verify. Unlike the tripe spewed by yourself, & Donks fantasy land chat nonsense.

Not so much; your posts typically refer to facts, but draw conclusions that are contrary to widely-known facts (such as a bogus definition of "ROI", claiming success vs. people that aren't competeing, thinking an ELO-based rating means anything, etc)...no sources for those because there can't be any, aside from your desperate attempts to re-categorize yourself as anything but a terrible poker player.

Originally posted by easyliving

don't see what the problem with avoiding a specific player at the tables is. I personally have a list of players I avoid headsup as well. If a person has your number no point in continuing to donate to that person.

I don't see anything wrong with it either...if you're focused on winning as much as possible, it makes sense to avoid situations where you're more likely to lose than win. In this case, bobby avoids ring games all together (as it seems very likely he'd be crushed and lose quite a bit), and only wants to flip or chop omaha h/l hands to rollover his winnings from dailies (where he would be unable to claim even moderate success if SBR didn't run them with 500%+ overlays). No shame in admitting you're not good enough to play against other players or in certain situations, but bobbo's idiocy (avoiding almost any form of actual poker yet claiming to be the best) clearly deserves to be called out and recgonized for the delusion that it is

**hockey216** · 05-27-14, 05:21 PM

Donk and Rudy play me heads up at 7

**Mitchell88** · 05-27-14, 06:37 PM

the problem is that AutoDonk has the conversation and is backed up by valid points? so in the end he is just right