Who was the donkey here?

**ballahollic2** · 05-13-14, 11:42 PM

Only one I can find is myself for saying I am going to ship every hand

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 05-14-14, 12:40 AM

well played, Mayweather

**TheCentaur** · 05-14-14, 01:15 AM

What do you get when a leprechaun masterbates into a pile of haggis and it sits in the sun for a few days?

Boingpower and Blightmeusadoj

**ProlificalD** · 05-14-14, 10:06 AM

Well played. Looks like you were committed and almost hit the ace high backdoor flush. It's ok, AD is a decent player but there are some more vocal players that say stuff when they didn't get their chips in good and point fingers.

PS what happened to JJ?

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 05-14-14, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

What do you get when a leprechaun masterbates into a pile of haggis and it sits in the sun for a few days?

Boingpower and Blightmeusadoj

Hmmm... maybe... doesn't change the genealogical facts tho:

BITE=

Centy =

(Hey boe... what's your timetable for "Johnny Cash"ing Centy?

)

**daneblazer** · 05-14-14, 10:27 AM

I'm glad Bite Me is back...

It's fine if you know your opponent is capable of firing 3 bullets with air or over cards or laying down a pair. That river isn't the greatest bluff card for you.

**RudyRuetigger** · 05-14-14, 11:37 AM

the only startling thing about this hand is centaur started with over 100bbs

**Auto Donk** · 05-14-14, 04:36 PM

looked like a pure donkfest to me.... like two donkeys fighting over who goes first in the first of five nightly donkey shows in Tijuana..... both fighting over "nothing good" in reality...... i'm sure annie duke has written about why I only tossed in the bet I did..... which is, generally, only commit as many chips as necessary to make your opponent fold/do whatever it is u want them to do (don't put excess chips at risk)-- I talked to her in detail about this years ago in Vegas one night during the wsop.

I thought 60 plus would do it on the river, and the only way your calling is with the overpair or trip 8's.... committing the rest of my stack makes me lose the rest of my stack if you have a real hand, whereas most NON-DONKEY players are laying that shit down there based on my bet. You re-popped, in a brazen move, and I knew I can't call with kq for the rest of my chips there, having read u exactly right as having missed with ace big. I folded and saved my chips for another battle, which you witnessed when I added a hundred, then doubled those up to 450 against swords n tequila, when I felted him one or two hands later. However, I also noticed, ur cent-of-puzzy ass sitting out for the next hour rather than playing against me...... how do you manage to sit there idle for so long; they pick my chips up right away if I try that shit..... interesting........

**boscokid** · 05-14-14, 04:51 PM

not sure what answer you are looking for. he is a better player than you IMO

raise more preflop
find out where you are when he leads that ragged ass flop
turn - whatever
river - you must be so proud

**bobbywaves** · 05-14-14, 05:22 PM

iamamonkey should change his name to iamadonkey:

***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 4229240 $0 + $10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 23:41:13 12/05/2014 ET Table 'Table 54136', 10 seats max, Real money Seat 10 is the button. Small Blind $75, Big Blind $150 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10 Seat 1 (playing) : JediMindPicks, amount $1235, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 2 (playing) : iamamonkey, amount $3643, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 4 (playing) : bobbywaves, amount $2440, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 5 (playing) : ballahollic2, amount $870, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 7 (playing) : ronpaul2008, amount $1705, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 8 (playing) : Stryder, amount $2551, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 9 (playing) : mikejamm, amount $1718, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 10 (playing) : conan, amount $10545, amount bet $0, penalty (None) JediMindPicks: Small Blind ($75) iamamonkey: Big Blind ($150) ** Dealing Down Cards ** Dealt to bobbywaves: [Qh, Qs] bobbywaves: Call [btn] ($150) ballahollic2: Fold ronpaul2008: Fold Stryder: Fold mikejamm: Fold conan: Fold JediMindPicks: Fold iamamonkey: Raise ($900) bobbywaves: Raise [btn] ($2440) iamamonkey: Call ($1540) iamamonkey: Show Cards ($0) bobbywaves: Show Cards ($0) ** Dealing Flop ** Community cards: [3c, Ks, 4s] ** Dealing Turn ** Community cards: [7s] ** Dealing River ** Community cards: [7d] ** End Round ** ** Evaluate ** iamamonkey: Show Cards ($0) bobbywaves: Show Cards ($0) ** Showdown ** Main pot $4955, Rake $0 Summary iamamonkey: bet $2590, won $4955, net $2365, HoleCards [5c, 6c], HiHand [a straight, three to seven] [7s, 6c, 5c, 4s, 3c], won $4955 from main pot Summary bobbywaves: bet $2590, won $0, net $-2590 </pre>

**Itsamazing777** · 05-14-14, 05:49 PM

Not all in but a bigger bet would have been the correct play......

**Auto Donk** · 05-14-14, 06:35 PM

ps.... much to my dismay, I forgot to answer centy's original question, i.e., "who was the donkey here?" much like Vinnie's question to the then-hott Marisa Tomaei in "my cousin vinny" --- IT'S A TRICK QUESTION..... WHY? because, by definition, any two idiots bluffin' and re bluffin' on a penny ante poker site for a total pot of around 10 bucks (walmart exchange rate), are DONKIES.... any non-donky players would be playing real poker somewhere for real stakes...... As for me being a f'n donk, HAVE YOU NOT READ MY F'N NAME?????

With much love,
AD
(and for those of you who may still be confused):
With much love,
Auto "The Donkey" Donk