Let's play another exciting rendition of....NAME THAT POSTER!

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 03-13-13, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Bennybignuts?

No way in hell... even THAT was more clever than anything benny could ever dream up.

benny just types dirty words...

... next time he's actually funny will be the 1st

From last night, for example:

bennybignuts: k9 sp
bennybignuts: wow
bennybignuts: youre pretty bad
soccerzyko: ? who won
bennybignuts: shut your flamehole
soccerzyko: youre terrible lol
bennybignuts: lol
bennybignuts: fkn joke
bennybignuts: yeh right
bennybignuts: cheatin oyster

I mean, seriously... tt is more clever.

100pts to the first person who NAMES THIS POSTER'S GRADE SCHOOL PIC!

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Cuse0323 · 03-13-13, 08:52 PM

BennyBigNuts?

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 03-13-13, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

BennyBigNuts?

Yeah... I know... easier than those girlies in GUMMO's porn star thread.

CONGRATS!

Cuse0323 · 03-13-13, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Yeah... I know... easier than those girlies in GUMMO's porn star thread.

CONGRATS!

InTheDrink · 03-13-13, 09:17 PM

cuser you should ask sam9ball if he can put some smokes in the sbr store for you to use as currency in the bing

The Giant · 03-13-13, 09:45 PM

Biteme is good people.

Grits n' Gravy · 03-14-13, 12:00 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

One of the worst people ever.

tt loves altar boys.

yisman · 03-14-13, 12:24 AM

I didn't even know mitchell88 played poker.

There were about ten obvious guesses, I can't believe it wasn't any of them.

Impossible thread, Giant.

Cuse0323 · 03-14-13, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by InTheDrink

cuser you should ask sam9ball if he can put some smokes in the sbr store for you to use as currency in the bing

Sammy, you don't want me to get my innocence taken, right? drinker is right, I'm gonna need it known that I'm a SBR Pro and never heard of them broke dikk fcks. I need smokes.

19th Hole · 03-14-13, 02:41 AM

Smoke??

ProPicker713 · 03-14-13, 03:02 AM

Guess who this guy is?

55 year old virgin
Mustache
Lives in an apartment
Claims he is a better poker player at me because he cashes in a tourney back to back days for the 1st time in like 10 months
and oh he sells cars......

Cuse0323 · 03-14-13, 03:04 AM

Carseller

ProPicker713 · 03-14-13, 03:07 AM

Originally posted by cuse0323

carseller

ding ding fukkin ding! You hit it on the spot!

Cuse0323 · 03-14-13, 03:07 AM

Originally posted by ProPicker713

ding ding fukkin ding! You hit it on the spot!

He is a sad luckbox soul.

Cuse0323 · 03-14-13, 03:08 AM

ProPicker713 · 03-14-13, 03:09 AM

I love broads who make that facial expression.

CanuckG · 03-14-13, 03:44 AM

Says received infraction yet pic is still posted

BennyBigNuts · 03-14-13, 04:00 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

No way in hell... even THAT was more clever than anything benny could ever dream up.

benny just types dirty words...

... next time he's actually funny will be the 1st

From last night, for example:

bennybignuts: k9 sp
bennybignuts: wow
bennybignuts: youre pretty bad
soccerzyko: ? who won
bennybignuts: shut your flamehole
soccerzyko: youre terrible lol
bennybignuts: lol
bennybignuts: fkn joke
bennybignuts: yeh right
bennybignuts: cheatin oyster

I mean, seriously... tt is more clever.

100pts to the first person who NAMES THIS POSTER'S GRADE SCHOOL PIC!

Funny you try and hammer me fukkboy
Here's the chat I saved with you last week:

biteme usadoj: Hey Benny, how old are you?
bennybignuts: 34, why?
biteme usadoj: Are you married?
bennybignuts: No, what the hell brah?
biteme usadoj: Well, I was wondering if you'd be interested in the best hummer you've ever had in your life?
bennybignuts: From who your wife?
biteme usadoj: No from me, I heard you're cute. I want to lick that taint after you workout and haven't showered.
bennybignuts: Sorry brah, you're kinda weird. I'm into chicks.
biteme usadoj: Ok, but the offer is on the table if you change your mind, I'll drain you good I promise.
bennybignuts: You know there are websites for your kind right?
biteme usadoj: Yes I know, sorry. Im just a little tipsy right now from this wine. Can you please not tell anyone about this?
bennybignuts: Your secret is safe with me dude, happy schlong-hunting.
biteme usadoj: Thank you! And by the way, you are the best poker player on the planet!!
bennybignuts: I know.

Footballtime · 03-14-13, 05:50 AM

Originally posted by tatddy

I was gonna say his name but didn't know if he was capable of such malice.

Oh and I m Tat? Thats ****** bro...............

daimoshokage · 03-14-13, 06:02 AM

Stupid contest by the stupid giant..

Mitchell88 · 03-14-13, 06:10 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

Only a few I'm aware of here that would say something that inappropriate.

I'm stumped....

I am the one! not like they are a person could be a 100 different people or a computer program for all i know.

And btw does anyone read anything here?? look around lots of horrible stuff said. So before you go judging me look at yourself. Im not perfect but have seen some stuff here that is on the board. If i offended someone I apologize.

and giant thx for throwing me out there, hope you have this game once a week.

broadway6 · 03-14-13, 06:19 AM

Big blue

downsouth · 03-14-13, 07:55 AM

Originally posted by Mitchell88

I am the one! not like they are a person could be a 100 different people or a computer program for all i know.

And btw does anyone read anything here?? look around lots of horrible stuff said. So before you go judging me look at yourself. Im not perfect but have seen some stuff here that is on the board. If i offended someone I apologize.

and giant thx for throwing me out there, hope you have this game once a week.

poor form it's not like you're playing for rent on the double wide or anything. Come on, show some class.

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 03-14-13, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by BennyBigNuts

Funny you try and hammer me fukkboy
Here's the chat I saved with you last week:

biteme usadoj: Hey Benny, how old are you?
bennybignuts: 34, why?
biteme usadoj: Are you married?
bennybignuts: No, what the hell brah?
biteme usadoj: Well, I was wondering if you'd be interested in the best hummer you've ever had in your life?
bennybignuts: From who your wife?
biteme usadoj: No from me, I heard you're cute. I want to lick that taint after you workout and haven't showered.
bennybignuts: Sorry brah, you're kinda weird. I'm into chicks.
biteme usadoj: Ok, but the offer is on the table if you change your mind, I'll drain you good I promise.
bennybignuts: You know there are websites for your kind right?
biteme usadoj: Yes I know, sorry. Im just a little tipsy right now from this wine. Can you please not tell anyone about this?
bennybignuts: Your secret is safe with me dude, happy schlong-hunting.
biteme usadoj: Thank you! And by the way, you are the best poker player on the planet!!
bennybignuts: I know.

Holy shit... you actually took the time to write all that and THIS is the best you can come up with?

Grade school "I know... I'm gonna call him gay!... no one's ever thought of that!" 101 that... well, seriously, is about as original and imaginative as one of tt's pick-up lines he uses on P.O.F.

You should realize, however, that you've actually unwittingly proved the point

I was making all along: that even on a good day, you're about as clever and witty as Bea Arthur. (I mean NOW.... she's dead.)

********************************
When poor benny tries to be witty,
he's not even as clever as Titty.

While ben holds the towels,
and t clears his bowels,

they admire their johnsons.. so bitty!

*******************************

HEY GUYS,a new NAME THAT POSTER CONTEST!!!

Between benny and I... only one of us has EVER had the words "happy schlong-hunting" come to their mind... let alone actually type it in public

(I know, I know... oh so Freudian and sick but it is what it is so....)

25pts to the next 10 posters that can NAME THE POSTER that had the thought "happy schlong-hunting" come to their sick lil mind....

GO!!!

Triple_D_Bet · 03-14-13, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Holy shit... you actually took the time to write all that and THIS is the best you can come up with?

Grade school "I know... I'm gonna call him gay!... no one's ever thought of that!" 101 that... well, seriously, is about as original and imaginative as one of tt's pick-up lines he uses on P.O.F.

You should realize, however, that you've actually unwittingly proved the point

I was making all along: that even on a good day, you're about as clever and witty as Bea Arthur. (I mean NOW.... she's dead.)

********************************
When poor benny tries to be witty,
he's not even as clever as Titty.

While ben holds the towels,
and t clears his bowels,

they admire their johnsons.. so bitty!

*******************************

HEY GUYS,a new NAME THAT POSTER CONTEST!!!

Between benny and I... only one of us has EVER had the words "happy schlong-hunting" come to their mind... let alone actually type it in public

(I know, I know... oh so Freudian and sick but it is what it is so....)

25pts to the next 10 posters that can NAME THE POSTER that had the thought "happy schlong-hunting" come to their sick lil mind....

GO!!!

While benny might not be so clever,
He's clearly the best player ever.
(well, at least in his mind,
where the reasons you'll find,
for his happy schlong-hunting endeavor)

yisman · 03-14-13, 12:07 PM

bite, I'm going to guess the answer is bennybignuts

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 03-14-13, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by yisman

bite, I'm going to guess the answer is bennybignuts

As yet another SHARP checks in...

WINNER... congrats

playersonly69 · 03-14-13, 12:11 PM

I thought about saying Bigblue, but I will go with

Bennylittlenuts

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 03-14-13, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by playersonly69

I thought about saying Bennylittlenuts, but I will go with

BIGBLUE

Re-think this and I'll give ya another crack at it, PO

I'm guessing you might be a lil confused b/c bigblue74 always dreams about the guy that had the thought "happy schlong-hunting" come to their sick lil mind.

Kinda 2 peas in a pod and all..........

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 03-14-13, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by playersonly69

I thought about saying Bigblue, but I will go with

Bennylittlenuts

You edited your original but you finally got there... CONGRATS... WINNER!

ProPicker713 · 03-14-13, 12:25 PM

BENNYBIGNUTS
BENNYBIGNUTS
BENNYBIGNUTS
BENNYBIGNUTS
BENNYBIGNUTS
BENNYBIGNUTS
BENNYBIGNUTS
BENNYBIGNUTS

sucks for the other 8 posters

playersonly69 · 03-14-13, 12:31 PM

I see that Bennylittlenuts won today!

That means free points to everyone on the tables! Benny donated about 300 to me the other day then left so he would still have enough for an EOG hat.

Thanks biteme, now I will play looser in the tournament today and go out quicker. I am glad that you didnt get in our side poker contest

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 03-14-13, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by ProPicker713

BENNYBIGNUTS
BENNYBIGNUTS
BENNYBIGNUTS
BENNYBIGNUTS
BENNYBIGNUTS
BENNYBIGNUTS
BENNYBIGNUTS
BENNYBIGNUTS

sucks for the other 8 posters

Well... I'll give ya credit for 2 and send ya 50 simply for your enthusiasm in getting the RIGHT ANSWER.

CONGRATS!

*( 6 more prizes to be awarded for NAME THAT POSTER!!!)

ProPicker713 · 03-14-13, 12:36 PM

Gracias Bite, go check out jojo's outfit.

playersonly69 · 03-14-13, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Well... I'll give ya credit for 2 and send ya 50 simply for your enthusiasm in getting the RIGHT ANSWER.

CONGRATS!

*( 6 more prizes to be awarded for NAME THAT POSTER!!!)

Propicker just shot his load!! This could be the greatest day of the year for propicker! Well except for the day that he was given 10,000 points by twissteddragon