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  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-18-11
    • 7537

    #1
    Uh... thanx for NOTHIN Lou!!!
    ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
    Hand ID 2933013
    $0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:39:00 02/03/2013 ET
    Table 'Table 42029', 10 seats max, Real money
    Seat 9 is the button. Small Blind $1000, Big Blind $2000
    Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
    Seat 9 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $25635, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 10 (playing) : ChiefWahoo, amount $35565, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Small Blind ($1000)
    ChiefWahoo: Big Blind ($2000)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [Qc, Qd]
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call [btn] ($1000)
    ChiefWahoo: Check ($0)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [2c, Js, 3c]
    ChiefWahoo: Check ($0)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet [btn] ($4000)
    ChiefWahoo: Raise ($33465)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call [btn] ($19535)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
    ChiefWahoo: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [Ah]
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [Ks]
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    ChiefWahoo: Show Cards ($0)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $51270, Rake $0
    Side pot #1 $9930, Rake $0
    Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $25535, won $0, net $-25535
    Summary ChiefWahoo: bet $35465, won $61200, net $25735, HoleCards [Kc, 3h], HiHand [two pairs, kings and threes] [Ks, Kc, 3h, 3c, Ah], won $51270 from main pot, won $9930 from side pot #1

    **************************************** **************************

    Just didn't want JoJo having to say my name... huh?

  • TheCentaur
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-28-11
    • 8108

    #2
    unlucky biteme

    sometimes it seems like ur not allowed to win a 1st
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    • BiTeMe UsAdOj
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-18-11
      • 7537

      #3
      Originally posted by TheCentaur
      unlucky biteme

      sometimes it seems like ur not allowed to win a 1st
      UNREAL cent...

      Here's game, set, match right here BUT... Lou was DETERMINED JoJo would not be uttering my name tomorrow!


      Lou... just give up, pal... I've already WON JoJo's heart (not to mention various other parts of her anatomy!)


      ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
      Hand ID 2932984
      $0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:32:00 02/03/2013 ET
      Table 'Table 42029', 10 seats max, Real money
      Seat 10 is the button. Small Blind $600, Big Blind $1200
      Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
      Seat 9 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $39815, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
      Seat 10 (playing) : ChiefWahoo, amount $21385, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
      ChiefWahoo: Small Blind ($600)
      BiTeMeUsAdOj: Big Blind ($1200)
      ** Dealing Down Cards **
      Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [Kh, 4d]
      ChiefWahoo: Call ($600)
      BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check [btn] ($0)
      ** Dealing Flop **
      Community cards: [9d, Kc, 8h]
      BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check [btn] ($0)
      ChiefWahoo: Bet ($1200)
      BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($38540)
      ChiefWahoo: Call ($18910)
      BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
      ChiefWahoo: Show Cards ($0)
      ** Dealing Turn **
      Community cards: [6s]
      ** Dealing River **
      Community cards: [2s]
      ** End Round **
      ** Evaluate **
      BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
      ChiefWahoo: Show Cards ($0)
      ** Showdown **
      Main pot $42770, Rake $0
      Side pot #1 $18430, Rake $0
      Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $39740, won $18430, net $-21310, HoleCards [Kh, 4d], HiHand [a pair of kings] [Kh, Kc, 9d, 8h, 6s], won $18430 from side pot #1
      Summary ChiefWahoo: bet $21310, won $42770, net $21460, HoleCards [Ts, 7h], HiHand [a straight, six to ten] [Ts, 9d, 8h, 7h, 6s], won $42770 from main pot
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      • Gruntworker
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 02-12-11
        • 777

        #4
        I still say that ChiefWahoo is Lou...

        Sorry Lou!!! Er.... how do I delete this post?
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        • 4uk4life
          SBR MVP
          • 12-09-10
          • 3302

          #5
          Originally posted by Gruntworker
          I still say that ChiefWahoo is Lou...

          Sorry Lou!!! Er.... how do I delete this post?
          Well there went the end of you getting badges ever again
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          • Gruntworker
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 02-12-11
            • 777

            #6
            man... you should have seen Lou knock me out in this tourney uk... calls my 3 bet shove with 68 suited and catches a 6 on the river

            Lou, I said I'm sorry!!! I meant it!!!
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            • GUMMO77
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-23-10
              • 9294

              #7
              Originally posted by Gruntworker
              man... you should have seen Lou knock me out in this tourney uk... calls my 3 bet shove with 68 suited and catches a 6 on the river

              Lou, I said I'm sorry!!! I meant it!!!

              Grunt, buckle up. Lou doesn't mess around.

              May the poker gods have mercy on your soul.
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              • 4uk4life
                SBR MVP
                • 12-09-10
                • 3302

                #8
                I doubled up through Lou at the cash table once. I've never been the same since. Every now and then I see his name scratching in the felt at the tables in blood red, freddy krueger style. That's usually when I just hurry up and shove with KK so the guy sitting there can call me with his 24o and knock me out and the nightmare goes away.
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                • Wulfman14
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-24-10
                  • 8869

                  #9
                  cmon bro lou had nothing to do with this , centaur on the other hand....
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                  • Wulfman14
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-24-10
                    • 8869

                    #10
                    by the way BM don't send me any points and if you want give em to UK .
                    UK bro you looking for handouts ? thats retaliation for that penis envy joke you made at me in yur baby thread.
                    Last edited by Wulfman14; 03-02-13, 06:15 AM.
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                    • 4uk4life
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-09-10
                      • 3302

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Wulfman14
                      by the way BM don't send me any points and if you want give em to UK .
                      UK bro you looking for handouts ? thats retaliation for that penis envy joke you made at me in yur baby thread.
                      Why, you giving out free pizza? I used to eat good back in the sng days, I blame you for getting them shut down. Now a man can't even afford half a pizza The fun days back then
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                      • Wulfman14
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-24-10
                        • 8869

                        #12
                        Originally posted by 4uk4life
                        Why, you giving out free pizza? I used to eat good back in the sng days, I blame you for getting them shut down. Now a man can't even afford half a pizza The fun days back then
                        those were good times bro. those SNGs. i remember when i didnt know if it were you or your wife playing sometimes. ROFL . yea wish they would bring em back. i aint as rich as BM but heres 10 bud, good enough for a morsel of bacon
                        Last edited by Wulfman14; 03-02-13, 10:32 AM.
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                        • 4uk4life
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-09-10
                          • 3302

                          #13
                          Dude gives points them demands them back
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                          • Wulfman14
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-24-10
                            • 8869

                            #14
                            sorry needed it for rebuy got killed in college ball
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                            • Wulfman14
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-24-10
                              • 8869

                              #15
                              you my bud UKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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                              • ttwarrior1
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 06-23-09
                                • 28454

                                #16
                                u all can't chip dump playing poker so doing it in threads
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                                • BeerDog99
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-22-10
                                  • 4894

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                  u all can't chip dump playing poker so doing it in threads
                                  What a knob.
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                                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-18-11
                                    • 7537

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                    u all can't chip dump playing poker so doing it in threads
                                    And maybe if you weren't such a lyin, stiffin, abnormal some peeps round here would like ya nuff to stake YOU in a tournament.
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                                    • Robber
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 10-21-09
                                      • 6432

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                      And maybe if you weren't such a lyin, stiffin, abnormal some peeps round here would like ya nuff to stake YOU in a tournament.
                                      Still no because the tub of lard sucks at poker

                                      He thinks its like FarmVille
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                                      • ProPicker713
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 12-15-10
                                        • 6788

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                        u all can't chip dump playing poker so doing it in threads
                                        I bet you we can all take you down though heads up though.
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                                        • Wulfman14
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-24-10
                                          • 8869

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Wulfman14
                                          sorry needed it for rebuy got killed in college ball
                                          shouldve kept the 10 and rebought. instead i put my 100 on a warriors/bulls parlay and it loses. nice 4th place finish UK.
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                                          • Wulfman14
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-24-10
                                            • 8869

                                            #22
                                            unreal how you can go from having 1500 pts to busting. would have put a bet on louisville but sbr slow grades my soccer plays and so couldnt place the bet. of course they win. so instead i bet it on the vols and they fuk it up for me. and my last soccer play , payout of 500 loses with 2 goals scored in the final 8 minutes. would have taken the louisville winnings and bet ATS on miami and won . probably would have bet warriors 30 % of my roll and lost. but still would have had a nice roll. thanks sbr .
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