OMG! F**K downsouth's steak badge!

[Vegas39]

awesome

[downsouth]

Oh big fuk'in deal! The steak badge is still cooler!

Guy obviously has a clue

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Oh big fuk'in deal! The steak badge is still cooler!

out-of-control JEALOUSY...

gut-wrenching ENVY...

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Guy obviously has a clue

[mikejamm]

I am now the recipient of SBR's COOLEST... BADGE... EVER.

The jealousy and envy I'll have to now endure from SBR's Lessers would crush a normal man... but like Peter North once famously said to Tori Black: "I'm UP for it."

Egotistical bigmouth
Major Sbr asskisser
lives on internet
Loves tt in a special way

[daneblazer]

Looks like you aren't the only special one now Bite!

[Optional]

Now Blazer has one too.

Joney busy with the big ball awards!

[yisman]

one a day keeps the doctor away

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Egotistical bigmouth
Major Sbr asskisser
lives on internet
Loves tt in a special way

Nice to see your "reads" are about as sharp on the forum as they are on the poker tables, mike.

No No No... nothing flies over your head, pal!

Sharp as a fukkin tack you are!

Your precision read here kinda reminded me of the amazing perspicacity you exhibited when one night you were buying hook, line & sinker all what I was telling you about Shari paying me for my avatar. ... I was soooo over the top, but there you were... BUYING... EVERY... WORD.

I mean... c'mon man... I've heard about multitabling, but multiNemo-ing???

Wish I had the first part when you were flopping around on my hook but SBR peeps can pick it up from here when I saw ya the next night on the table:
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copy/paste from poker chat (nothing whatsoever altered):

mikejamm: fuk'in shit hole poker site
mikejamm: get reseated and shitty hand all the way! fuk you sbr
BiTeMeUsAdOj: it's iifold's fault, per ususal
mikejamm: says the guy with a paid avatar
mikejamm: fuk'in sell out!
BiTeMeUsAdOj: it's all about gthe Benjamin's, mike.. u know that
mikejamm: just stfu
BiTeMeUsAdOj: why should I?
BiTeMeUsAdOj: playij e-tuff guy now?
mikejamm: no, 'you're fuk'in selll ,out, so we know were your priorities lie
BiTeMeUsAdOj: why am I a sell out?....please explain
BiTeMeUsAdOj: guess mike can't explain..
mikejamm: did you not say shari pays you for your avatar?
BiTeMeUsAdOj: yeah..500pts a month
BiTeMeUsAdOj: i said that
mikejamm: then you're a fuk'in sellout, probably explains your "luck" too, in this rigged shit fest
BiTeMeUsAdOj: thing is..I didn't think u were dumb/gullible nuff to believe it! lol
BiTeMeUsAdOj: ur really lost mike...lol
BiTeMeUsAdOj: use your head, dummy
mikejamm: know'in you it's probably true!
BiTeMeUsAdOj: yeah it is...<rolling eyes>
BiTeMeUsAdOj: ssooo gullible
BiTeMeUsAdOj: nothing but kindness to you and u give me the "stfu" nice
mikejamm: hmmm you seemed pretty adamant about it.
BiTeMeUsAdOj: ck my points history Inspector Clouseau
BiTeMeUsAdOj: see where shari is sending me my 500 a month lol
mikejamm: doesnt' have to show up there buddy
BiTeMeUsAdOj: mike..again.. i've been nothing but kind to u..and now ur hostility
mikejamm: you probably have some other deal
BiTeMeUsAdOj: yes..u figured it all out
mikejamm: maybe she donks them off to you in poker
BiTeMeUsAdOj: yep
BiTeMeUsAdOj: john and bigblue do too
BiTeMeUsAdOj: u really need to "check yoself"..as the kiddies say
mikejamm: whatever man, if you've be so "cool", don't yank my fuk'in chain if you don't want grief
BiTeMeUsAdOj: who couldn't tell I was JOKING?? who in theit right mind?
mikejamm: if you're gonna say you're bullshiting then say it
BiTeMeUsAdOj: anyway could tell I was playing ffs...ur so busy thinking conspiracies everywhere
BiTeMeUsAdOj: I told you Shari sent my the avatar..I mean, really mike? u believed that?

[SBR_John]

mikejamm: then you're a fuk'in sellout, probably explains your "luck" too, in this rigged shit fest

LOL

[itchypickle]

Nice work pal. See you on the 2/4 tables later tonight to try and take advantage of the newfound exuberance

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

looks like you aren't the only special one now bite!

Fukkin Sbr Asskisser!!!!

[tatddy]

Bite I gots 2 ladies hollering at me from my badges. Suck it pal.

[yisman]

This is unreal.

tatddy I need some sharp picks ASAP

[mikejamm]

Wow, you saved all that? So now you save chat from a rant I had weeks ago? How fuk'in anal are you anyway? No dude, is was me fuk'in with you! Get the fuk over yourself! I know nobody pays you for your avatar. Yeah you're the king shit of sbr donk poker, whoa, lets all bow down to the great bite! We were cool until you started to talk fuk'in stupid shit. So you're "about tired" of my rants huh? Go read the fuk'in poker thread, everybody here who plays does it, maybe not as eloquently as me, but hey to each their own. Yisman's thread is full of bitch'in bad beat war stories!

Not such hot shit now are you with taddy having 2 chick badges to your one! Egotistical bigmouth yesterday, today, old fuk'in news.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Very psychologically interesting...

You call me "anal" yet you specifically reference something that was said not between you and I... but rather, between The Giant and me during a late night/early morning poker session (I told him I was tired of your bullshit).

Which means, there you are... late into the night, not even playing but lurking! (creepy mike... very creepy)... watching and reading sbr poker & poker chat. NOT PLAYING... but kinda like the local Peeping Tom, you just LIKE TO WATCH, huh?

You live an exciting life, mike.

And if now you gotta LIE because you're embarrassed because I got you hook, line and sinker... well, do what ya gotta do so you can sleep at night, mike.

Of course... that's only when you're not creepily lurking watching other men play sbr poker & chat; we can all hope to God that's ALL you're doing!

And, oh yeah... fear not, mike... I have complete confidence that one of these years you'll finally crack a Top 50 on one of these poker series.

So... don't give up, pal. HANG IN THERE! Keep going at it, buddy! Then you'll be able to tell Mike Sexton that you persevered and finally conquered SBR poker when he asks you what took you so long before joining the tour (cuz joining the tour is your professed dream & all).

[mikejamm]

Oh yeah, I'm the creepy one, but look who saves chat logs, now that's fuk'in creepy pal! And the reference you speak of was right after I left the table douche bag, if you're feeble brain can remember. I was actually thinking of getting back in, but decided to call it a night. Of course you were already running your big mouth by then.

So post all the chat logs you want idiot, I could care less, you and tt are in good company together in that regard and probably just as fuk'in obese too. Talk about having no life, at least I don't save fuk'in chat logs in some bullshit attempt to embarrass someone, whatever floats your creepy boat dude.

Thad was right about you after all, an arrogant big mouth ass who showed up here thinking your the Phil Hellmuth of sbr poker. At least I a have a goal asshole. Yours is to go back to your hole in wall next to a strip club, awe, but that's all blown up now too, isn't it.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Ya know, mike... I always knew you were a whiny lil b*tch that never took responsibility for their lousy poker playing, but instead always looked for excuses for their failure like all losers do; and I along w/many other SBR'ers know that you offer NOTHING but your One-Trick-Pony boring ass 'rants' that aren't even creative... about as stale, old, uncreative and boringly written as a lil schoolgirl with Tourette's.

But, I never took you for a flat-out-fuukkin LIAR. Now I know better. Live & learn.

Not only did you lie about not falling hook, line, sinker for my avatar stuff (wish I had the 1st part, too) but here you are... once again, LYING.

Here are the facts: The only time -- and I repeat, the ONLY time -- I ever mentioned I was "tired" of your boring bullshit was in a chat w/The Giant. Period.

You were creepily lurking when I was talking w/The Giant... OWN IT, liar! Don't lie and spin some BS about thinking about getting back on the table yadda yadda LIE.

And I can prove it: Your own words convict you, liar. From the chat log:

mikejamm: fuk'in shit hole poker site
mikejamm: get reseated and shitty hand all the way! fuk you sbr

Now mike... unless you know sumpthin' no one else knows, tell us all exactly how you were thinking about rejoining the table after getting knocked out of the tournament? Please... we're all ears, LIAR.

Oh snap... BUSTED. Creeper gets busted watching men play poker & chatting late a night and now has to scramble for a "cover". Tell us all again who has the feeble mind, mike?

Also... more creepy lurking regarding me relating about the strip club blowing up (you were never at the table when I spoke of it a couple times): Tell us all, mike... when lurking poker chat, do you use Astroglide, Wet, or just plain otc Jergen's, pal.

Lastly, I have stated on this forum in more than one post that I don't consider myself "all that" as a poker player... just a documented winning player due mostly to very good money management skills. I am not a degenerate. (ah yes, documented on those silly poker tracking sites... go figure, huh?)

Anyone that has spent many hours playing w/me here might call me various things, but egotistical isn't one of them.

You and Thad (forgot about that whiner) are just excuse making losers ...... sorry for ruffin you up here but just keepin' it real, pal.

[downsouth]

Who blew up a strip club? This makes me sad.

[Optional]

[ronzer]

[Al Masters]

I like Mikejamm and i like BitemeUs two good guys on the forum,to bad they hate each other.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Who blew up a strip club? This makes me sad.

Made national news... Leno even crackin jokes about it.

Place was a DIVE. I frequent the high scale club across the street from it. When I was there last week they still had police cars, barricades, etc... but when I was there Wednesday night they had finally reopened the road.

Amateur night was canceled tho cuz only one ami showed up. Talk about SAD! (but at least she sat down w/me and we talked at length so all was not lost).

On a side note, I love how these clowns like mike and zsr (what ghost is that twit now?) think they're really zinging me with the porn/strip club "zingers" ... I FREELY TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS and I'm fine with being associated with the industry(ies).

Here's a link bout it that also has some vid (down the page) of the strip club going BOOM (stationary city camera).

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2012/11/downtown_springfield_building.html

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I like Mikejamm and i like BitemeUs two good guys on the forum,to bad they hate each other.

And I like YOU too, al.
Sometimes when I'm drinking... maybe a lil too much even.
I'd say you're def Top 10 on my All Time Canadians list... somewhere between Bertha Wilson and Geddy Lee, I'd imagine.
Of course... no one will ever replace that certain canine with a penchant for smoke & brewskis as my favorite Canadian.

On another note, tho... I don't hate mike. You have to give two shits about someone to really hate them. In point of fact, I was nothing but kind & generous to mike from the moment I got here. Threw him free points on a number of occasions even. No problems.

But look at it from my perspective for a sec: Setting aside mike's juvenile pedestrian 'rants' for a moment (boring, not clever, regurgitated), I just got sick of seeing him throw my name in some threads (where I wasn't even a participant) saying that I'm an sbr asskisser and then inferring that I get special treatment, I don't deserve what I've won here and other assorted sour grapes bullshit. Like everything's easy for me, I don't have to endure bad beats, etc...

Why do I have to put up with his inane bullshit when he's talking specifically about ME? Answer: I don't.

So, for shits & giggles I toyed and played him and now he's lying about various stuff but hey, who give's a rat's ass ultimately? Que sera sera....

I just now view him as what he's revealed himself to be: An ungrateful, sour graped twit that's a one trick posting pony that really sucks at poker.

And as far as egotistical... who's the guy claiming he's gonna join the tour?

(Having said the above, I'm sure mike has some redeeming qualities in R/L... I think.)

[hockey216]

cool

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

cool

Yep... coolest badge this side of the interwebs.

Misguided souls like tatddy think they're hot cuz they got multiple girlies but what they fail to comprehend is... I was JoJo's FIRST.

Girls never forget their first.

Everyone subsequent is nothing more than cosmic sloppy seconds.... (sorry to hurt you so deeply, tat).

Plus.... who was in JoJo's very FIRST Winners and Losers Report as a WINNER?

Uh huh... you guessed it... moi.

Girl can't keep her cyber hands off me!

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/2061286-winners-losers-report-december-7th-special-edition.html#post17044102

[tatddy]

Tune in tomorrow bite, a new broad just called and said she's posing up.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Tune in tomorrow bite, a new broad just called and said she's posing up.

Holy shit have you piqued my interest now! You aren't tat's dog by any chance just playin me, are ya?

Cuz that'd be just down out cruel.

All I know is... if it's a Shari avatar... I'll do ANYTHING to get it (even hang out w/Seaweed... yes, THAT desperate).

[The Giant]

If Biteme was a paid poster, and was getting paid per word, he would be the Rockefeller of SBR.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

If Biteme was a paid poster, and was getting paid per word, he would be the Rockefeller of SBR.

Your jealousy is most unbecoming, G.

[JMobile]

Downsouth give me 300 points and I'll take this punk BiteMe OUT!!!

Downsouth, give me 500 points and I'll take this fairy King Mayan OUT!!!












(please don't hurt me Mayan)

[mikejamm]

Dude you are so fuk'in delusional. Making up your own chat logs now are we? It wasn't at a tournament where we had words asshole, it was at the cash tables. So make up as much shit as you want. Like I said, pretty creepy you save chat logs and then try and conceive a bullshit story, tt has taught you well. I don't have to lie about anything on here, you obviously must gett'in fuk'in old fart dementia, because you told your little strip club story about 3 times asshole, while I was at the table.

"So, for shits & giggles I toyed and played him" , Your own words asswipe not mine! Proves you're the liar and you obviously get your creepy jollies running you fuk'in mouth about me. You don't like your bullshit name being thrown around in threads douche bag, then shut your own fuk'in mouth about mine.

Like I said, really didn't have a problem with you either, until you started running your big mouth and including me in your bullshit like I was the only one here who has an occasional gripe about the poker software. If you don't like what I post, too bad. Respond to it, or ignore it and fuk off, I don't really care. My poker threads have generated thousands of views and responses and sparked some lively debates! About the only original thing you can come up with is "Ohh look at me I've got a chick badge and you don't", yeah that's real impressive, and posting your saved creepy and obviously altered chat logs. So tell me, do you and tt save your NAMBLA chat logs too, for furture memories?

[GUMMO77]

like I was the only one here who has an occasional gripe about the poker software.

Come on, man.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Making up your own chat logs now are we?...
...It wasn't at a tournament where we had words asshole, it was at the cash tables
...So make up as much shit as you want.
... you save chat logs and then try and conceive a bullshit story
... I don't have to lie about anything on here...
...obviously altered chat logs.

I'll let the smart peeps of SBR decide who the liar here is, mike.
And I would post the HH of the hand I knocked you out of the tourney last night, but hell, what's the point?
I'd just probably alter that too... right?
Oh wait... maybe it never even happened.
Yep... just a figment of my imagination.
Oh wait... worse... just a premeditated made up story.

Gee... I wonder if the SBR peeps are smart nuff to discern who's the truth teller here and who's the weaselly liar?
Ah hell... fuukkk it... I think they are... I'll take my chances and just let it be.

Soooo... I'll just wish you well when the time comes and you hit the Tour.
Just cuz you can't make a Top 50 here in any series doesn't mean you can't contend for P.O.Y. out on Tour.
I know I have confidence in ya that you can, mike.
Just watch out for those asskissers like Esfandiari, Marchese, etc cuz they're always brown nosing Savage & Effel.

WSOP here ya come, mike! So exciting...

GOOD LUCK, mike!

[Poker_Beast]

The shit for sure