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  • RudyRuetigger
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-24-10
    • 65084

    #1
    New guys: How to win a Players Talk thread
    New guys have not been stepping up to the plate lately. I have to release some info to help them. Some are getting discouraged.

    Its about time you fukks realize SBRforum is like a fukkin jail.

    Players talk is the fukkin "yard". This is where everyone hang outs. When you show up, you show up here.

    I hear people all the time saying they only go to "subforums". Subforums are the PC unit here. Thats protective custody for you new fukks. If you happen to leave PT for a subforum, that is fine. but you better hope mods aren't asleep at the wheel, or you will get eaten alive. Best bet, keep your fukkin head down in PT until you are recognized.

    So how do you become someone?

    Well there are certain things:

    1. Only fukkin badasses roam SBR without having e-gangs. There might be 2 or 3 here tops, maybe 12 total in the history of forums. I am not talking about people that take a jab, get 4 or 5 negative responses and never are seen again. That is the fukkin worst of the worst. You are the bitches of this jail. There are a few that can run shit on their own though

    2. Join an e-gang is the best way. Well how do you do that? You just have to maneuver in. Whether it was the Young Guns Gang (YGG), Pap (post actual plays movement), SBR Syndicate, or anyone else. If you enter a thread to disagree, well its alot better if you have 4 or 5 people jumping in to fukk the other person up as well. It pretty much guarantees a thread win.

    2a. How do you join? Infractions....Take myself for example. I started talking shit to someone (wanting to join the opposite egang), noone would report my post. So what did I do? I reported my own post. ...Mods do not release who told on that person. So later on after the infraction, I posted my "infraction notice" in the thread and bitched about the mod that gave it to me. Noone fukkin realized i told on myself. Gained alot of e-cred. Rest is history.

    3. You can win threads other ways such as post winners and funny gifs. Noone gives a fukk what you say if you are a winning, and enough no names laugh at your funny gif that it will not let most gangs from win the thread.



  • Brock Landers
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 06-30-08
    • 45359

    #2
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    • RudyRuetigger
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 08-24-10
      • 65084

      #3
      Brock i did not even get into solitary confinement (i.e banned)....these guys are just too new
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      • firedawg
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 10-08-08
        • 39219

        #4
        we are winning
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        • acl123
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 03-17-11
          • 5896

          #5
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          • paco
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 05-07-09
            • 62873

            #6
            Good shit Rudy.

            Muslims rule inside of prison also!! We takin over!!
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            • borednaz
              SBR MVP
              • 08-28-10
              • 3809

              #7
              You forgot buying your safety. Pull an Opie, know that your going to be the prison yard bitch tossed around for a carton of smokes but instead buy off enough people to keep your backdoor rooster free. Speaking of which, Opie Pal I'm waiting on this months check. It better be a good one Blondie I even put up a Cowboys avatar & I feel dirty...
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              • CanuckG
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-23-10
                • 21978

                #8
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                • Smoke
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-09-09
                  • 48111

                  #9
                  good stuff
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                  • No coincidences
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 01-18-10
                    • 76300

                    #10
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                    • borednaz
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-28-10
                      • 3809

                      #11
                      Originally posted by No coincidences
                      For you new guys, that is not rain that's falling on the symbolic No Coin .
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                      • opie1988
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-12-10
                        • 23429

                        #12
                        Originally posted by borednaz
                        You forgot buying your safety. Pull an Opie, know that your going to be the prison yard bitch tossed around for a carton of smokes but instead buy off enough people to keep your backdoor rooster free. Speaking of which, Opie Pal I'm waiting on this months check. It better be a good one Blondie I even put up a Cowboys avatar & I feel dirty...


                        If anything.....you're my bitch, pal.

                        I roam these e-streets alone. I one of the few that needs no protection, homie.

                        I fear no poster.
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                        • borednaz
                          SBR MVP
                          • 08-28-10
                          • 3809

                          #13
                          Originally posted by opie1988


                          If anything.....you're my bitch, pal.

                          I roam these e-streets alone. I one of the few that needs no protection, homie.

                          I fear no poster.
                          Pal when you first got here if it wasn't for me & Noser; the one rusty sheriffs badge you'd be showing on this forum would of been the one god gave you. It's funny how quickly they forget the ones who had their back when they needed the help Unrealz. But your right Opie , you don't need to fear anyone else. You bought out the show Pal .

                          But If I'm your bitch blondie I expect to be taken care of. So I'll be waiting on my Rangers/Texans/Cowboys Jerseys.
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                          • nosniboR11
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-02-08
                            • 10042

                            #14
                            rudy
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                            • MonkeyF0cker
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-12-07
                              • 12144

                              #15
                              Only pussies need gangs.
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                              • RudyRuetigger
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 08-24-10
                                • 65084

                                #16
                                whats up pal?
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                                • opie1988
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 09-12-10
                                  • 23429

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by borednaz
                                  Pal when you first got here if it wasn't for me & Noser; the one rusty sheriffs badge you'd be showing on this forum would of been the one god gave you. It's funny how quickly they forget the ones who had their back when they needed the help Unrealz. But your right Opie , you don't need to fear anyone else. You bought out the show Pal .

                                  But If I'm your bitch blondie I expect to be taken care of. So I'll be waiting on my Rangers/Texans/Cowboys Jerseys.

                                  Look Ace....you called me out here with the whole "bitch" comment. Lets not forget that.

                                  Not sure where you ever thought I "needed the help"? You either got the art of burials are you don't. Its not something one can acquire over time.

                                  No need to take this further than I imagine you would want, but thats up to you. If you don't, I'd ease off the unwarranted insults and tough guy act.
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                                  • firedawg
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 10-08-08
                                    • 39219

                                    #18
                                    opie send me 2k........ thanks
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      I winn threads in my own
                                      Do not Need gangs or clans

                                      I work alone
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                                      • opie1988
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 09-12-10
                                        • 23429

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        I winn threads in my own
                                        Do not Need gangs or clans

                                        I work alone
                                        Me too.

                                        I also usually have sex alone, but that's another story....
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                                        • Br0nxer
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 03-25-11
                                          • 13665

                                          #21
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                                          • RudyRuetigger
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 08-24-10
                                            • 65084

                                            #22
                                            jj in this prison you are like morgan freeman in shawshank redemption pal

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                                            • nosniboR11
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 09-02-08
                                              • 10042

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                              whats up pal?

                                              not much , just enjoying a day off, good luck tonight and this week partner
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                                              • tatddy
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 03-02-10
                                                • 10779

                                                #24
                                                Rudy I never took you for a frat boy. Always off on my reads. Can I be your +1 for a day? I can be Goose...it's completely non-sexual.
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                                                • King Mayan
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 09-22-10
                                                  • 21326

                                                  #25
                                                  Who wants to join my gang??

                                                  There's two ways to get win..

                                                  1. Blood in.. You need to e-murder a poster.

                                                  2. Gangbanged in.. You will get e-fukked by all the members of our gang.
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                                                  • RudyRuetigger
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 08-24-10
                                                    • 65084

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by nosniboR11
                                                    not much , just enjoying a day off, good luck tonight and this week partner

                                                    same to you, i actually had my PMs set to only "contacts" and didnt realize it. i added you, so PM at any time if you have in the past, sorry about that.
                                                    Originally posted by tatddy
                                                    Rudy I never took you for a frat boy. Always off on my reads. Can I be your +1 for a day? I can be Goose...it's completely non-sexual.
                                                    tat see above,

                                                    tat i am not a frat boy

                                                    looking back I am glad i didnt join one.... but i wish i wouldve had some of those experiences. freshman year in the dorms was my favorite so i kinda think living in a frat house would be a continuation of that.
                                                    Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                    Who wants to join my gang??

                                                    There's two ways to get win..

                                                    1. Blood in.. You need to e-murder a poster.

                                                    2. Gangbanged in.. You will get e-fukked by all the members of our gang.
                                                    unreal
                                                    talk to deemer
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                                                    • borednaz
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 08-28-10
                                                      • 3809

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                      Who wants to join my gang??

                                                      There's two ways to get win..

                                                      1. Blood in.. You need to e-murder a poster.

                                                      2. Gangbanged in.. You will get e-fukked by all the members of our gang.
                                                      It sounds like the Syndicate except with less Jizz. Mayan do we have to wear that Gay hat you had on at the Bash? Will the colors be Pastel? Who do I need to e-murder?
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                                                      • sweep
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-09-10
                                                        • 16753

                                                        #28
                                                        LIke a BOSS!

                                                        Dear sweep,

                                                        You have received a warning at Sports Betting Forum & Handicapping.

                                                        Reason:
                                                        -------
                                                        Inappropriate Language
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                                                        • milwaukee mike
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 08-22-07
                                                          • 26914

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                          Who wants to join my gang??

                                                          There's two ways to get win..

                                                          1. Blood in.. You need to e-murder a poster.

                                                          2. Gangbanged in.. You will get e-fukked by all the members of our gang.
                                                          are there any female members? if your gang consists of shari, blondie, and vv i might choose option #2. but it tittywarrior and lou are part of it, i'm e-murdering someone instead
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                                                          • ChalkyDog
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 10-02-11
                                                            • 9598

                                                            #30
                                                            Rudy. give me a fukkin'winner. My book has started sending real mail to me now after I shit the bed last weekend. These mutherfukkers need to stop sending me shit. Only way to stop that is clicking on winners!

                                                            BTW, if this is jail - this has to be one of the queerest lock downs in the history of lock downs. Too many guys walkin' around here wanting to touch tips.
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                                                            • downsouth
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 01-13-11
                                                              • 11580

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                              Who wants to join my gang??

                                                              There's two ways to get win..

                                                              1. Blood in.. You need to e-murder a poster.

                                                              2. Gangbanged in.. You will get e-fukked by all the members of our gang.
                                                              I am interested in this gang. Will probably take option 1 unless option 2 presents a solid lineup.
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                                                              • RudyRuetigger
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 08-24-10
                                                                • 65084

                                                                #32
                                                                will have a big play saturday at 315 est
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                                                                • TheCentaur
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 06-28-11
                                                                  • 8108

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Rudy you need to expand on this, make it into a book, and sell it in the sbr store. It could be a required purchase to go pro. You should also include quick bios on some of the posters to watch out for. Example

                                                                  Roguesqualor: Tricky homosexual who will try to get what he wants through coercive posts or force if needed


                                                                  Roxxyfish: Lives for his "Army" that believes he is a great capper. Watches his thread view count like the stock market. Secretly bets air while the lost sheep sweat it out.

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                                                                  • Koldazzice
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 11-08-11
                                                                    • 2392

                                                                    #34
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                                                                    I don't play by anyone's rules! Not even my own.
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                                                                    • ttwarrior1
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 06-23-09
                                                                      • 28460

                                                                      #35
                                                                      rudy must be on meds, has he even ever won a thread
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