Let me tell you a story about a man named SBR JOHN....

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  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63172

    #1
    Let me tell you a story about a man named SBR JOHN....


    Let me tell ya'll a story 'bout a man named John,
    a poor book maker that could barely feed his mods,
    Then one day while sellin' ratings for food,
    He said "This is great, everybody gets screwed"

    Right UP THE ASS, no lube or nothin'....

    So John makes a plan and starts to reap the rewards,
    charge outrageous fees to the sport books on the board,
    Tell all the posters they should upgrade to PRO,
    John is gettin' fat and rich and driving in his limo.

    One of those long-ass limos, the kind that can't turn a corner easy,
    just run everybody over, who gives a damn....

    So John tells his ghosts you better keep the board clean,
    I'll pay you next to nothing and everything between,
    If they don'y pay the fees we don't want 'em around,
    Everybody knows I'm gonna own this town.

    Not just parts of it...the whole fuckin' thing,
    The trees, the dirt, the degenerate fuckheads, all of 'em,
    I'm gonna own it all, man...
    Watch my limo, don't be scratchin' that damn thing...



  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63172

    #2



    Ratings for sale or rent, at SBR your moneys spent,
    No deals, no perks, just fees...at SBR ain't nuthin' free, ah but
    You'll love the website still, even though it ain't cheap thrills.

    We are SBR, and that means, WE'LL GIVE YA THE SHAFT!

    Big John he runs the show, take all your cash ya know,
    then he'll make sure ya love what ya get, even though it ain't worth a shit,
    Old guys there run the show, running to the bank, ya know.

    We are SBR, and that means, WE'LL GIVE YA THE SHAFT!
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    • Smoke
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-09-09
      • 48111

      #3
      Popcorn
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      • firedawg
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 10-08-08
        • 39219

        #4
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        • frizzelli
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-06-10
          • 8916

          #5
          Archie I think its time you leave the site.
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          • acl123
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 03-17-11
            • 5896

            #6
            Saloon this stupid shit.
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            • opie1988
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-12-10
              • 23429

              #7
              Bi_Archie......time for you to get the fukk out, pal.

              Take this stupid shit to GayLive. You and the other 4 posters can all sit around and laugh together.
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              • PickWinnerAllDay
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-31-11
                • 12722

                #8
                chi archie is a hero

                cowboys
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                • Chi_archie
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-22-08
                  • 63172

                  #9
                  i'm not sure who this boatboatboat (joeysmoey) guy is, but some interesting stuff......

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                  • Avenger
                    SBR MVP
                    • 03-15-11
                    • 2119

                    #10
                    You have to admit it's funny.
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                    • firedawg
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 10-08-08
                      • 39219

                      #11
                      archie is a great poster opie.....
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                      • Brock Landers
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 06-30-08
                        • 45359

                        #12
                        Unreal LOLOL
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                        • Chi_archie
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-22-08
                          • 63172

                          #13
                          this one is actually not bad, as I like this song...

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                          • opie1988
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-12-10
                            • 23429

                            #14
                            Originally posted by PickWinnerAllDay
                            chi archie is a hero

                            cowboys
                            I realize your confidence is at an all-time high now, picker.....but I'd encourage you to tone it down a bit.
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                            • frizzelli
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-06-10
                              • 8916

                              #15
                              Originally posted by firedawg
                              archie is a great poster opie.....
                              Top 5 on site that is why he should leave before the perma ban. Come back in a couple weeks refreshed
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                              • blittydeuce
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 06-11-08
                                • 5572

                                #16
                                I heard archie and JJ will be the new mods at uglyluck soon!

                                Bigger blockbuster move than even the dodgers could make!
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                                • PickWinnerAllDay
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 08-31-11
                                  • 12722

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by opie1988
                                  I realize your confidence is at an all-time high now, picker.....but I'd encourage you to tone it down a bit.
                                  cowboys/romo/rangers
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                                  • ACoochy
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 08-19-09
                                    • 13949

                                    #18


                                    Fukkin genius archie
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                                    • Teela
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 07-19-08
                                      • 2551

                                      #19


                                      Archie, I'm worried about you.
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                                      • Chi_archie
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-22-08
                                        • 63172

                                        #20
                                        to be clear this is not my stuff

                                        poster, BoatBoatBoat check in and take credit for your original videos???? what is your story pal

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                                        • betplom
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-20-06
                                          • 13444

                                          #21
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                                          • Boner_18
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-24-08
                                            • 8301

                                            #22
                                            He's not writing the shit, it's boaters stuff... of course boater is Cougar so problem solved.
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                                            • ProfitBettingSov
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 07-04-12
                                              • 619

                                              #23
                                              This is brilliant
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                                              • Mikail
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 07-19-09
                                                • 21689

                                                #24
                                                This is some funny stuff.
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                                                • Holtgetsback
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-04-10
                                                  • 4655

                                                  #25
                                                  hey archie, why don't you and cougar take this circle jerk elsewhere

                                                  John has made enough money today to buy and sell you clowns ten times over

                                                  Oh and I'll have a Large number 7 with a Diet Coke.

                                                  Thanks
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                                                  • SBR_John
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 07-12-05
                                                    • 16471

                                                    #26
                                                    My dog sings better, but its nice to have a groupie.
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                                                    • in2thethickofit
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-26-09
                                                      • 2622

                                                      #27
                                                      hahaha, u guys are funny
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                                                      • PickWinnerAllDay
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 08-31-11
                                                        • 12722

                                                        #28
                                                        Most people make their money unfairly. Get with the times.
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                                                        • griz
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-27-11
                                                          • 3647

                                                          #29
                                                          Archie quit being a fukking pussy
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                                                          • boatboatboat
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 02-23-11
                                                            • 1148

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SBR_John
                                                            My dog sings better, but its nice to have a groupie.
                                                            Can they play the bongos, I am thinking of doing something with an island sound.
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                                                            • boatboatboat
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 02-23-11
                                                              • 1148

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Boner_18
                                                              He's not writing the shit, it's boaters stuff... of course boater is Cougar so problem solved.
                                                              Damn, you caught me. YA got the Tator..........
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                                                              • Boner_18
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-24-08
                                                                • 8301

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by boatboatboat
                                                                Damn, you caught me. YA got the Tator..........
                                                                I'm sorry for making the alegation. I just assumed in light of the recent events and the musical nature of your attacks. Having listened to the songs I deeply regret insulting CougarBait by implying those "songs" were created by him. He has more musical talent one pair of his thick black rimmed hipster glasses than Boater has in his entire being.

                                                                Carry on.
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                                                                • boatboatboat
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 02-23-11
                                                                  • 1148

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Is he looking for work by chance?
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                                                                  • Chi_archie
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-22-08
                                                                    • 63172

                                                                    #34
                                                                    he is not triple boat

                                                                    Trip-Bo, can you make us a remake song from guns and roses in honor of Brock Landers?
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                                                                    • boatboatboat
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 02-23-11
                                                                      • 1148

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I may give it a shot.

                                                                      Can you give me a cliff notes version of some of Brocks high lights or low lights what ever the case may be.

                                                                      He is the rubberband, chase betting kid, who looks up to JJ isnt he?
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