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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    Guys... unreal... jjgold pimping out his aunt to pay off debts
    Can't make this shit up.. his 70 year old aunt is being nailed as we speak because the coach hit the settle figure two weeks ago and isn't good for it.

    What's even worse is this sick fukk tried to bang her 4 years ago!!!

    [COLOR=#000000 !important]Originally posted on 12/27/2008:

    I ain't big time???


    Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease..................

    Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for my chapped hands.

    Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair.

    I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle.

    Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before????????????

    Fuk her

    Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect.

    Well I tried and had a big shot but again failed. I cannot even fuk a 61 year old
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  • Brock Landers
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 06-30-08
    • 45359

    #2
    Un Fukking Real

    After all these years this story still amazes me
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Mods remove thread

      Reason

      Personal info
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      • JMobile
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-21-10
        • 19074

        #4
        JJ, can you at least send her to the Bash?
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        • Balco10
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-11-10
          • 5478

          #5
          Did he get his debts paid off?
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            That aunt thing was unreal

            I almost pulled it off

            I have a fantasy of fukkin ladies in their 70's
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            • LVHerbie
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-15-05
              • 6344

              #7
              Older women need loving too... Sharp +EV move by JJ to use this to his advantage to cut off this week's juice...
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              • Smoke
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-09-09
                • 48111

                #8
                Sick fukkin bastard... Gimme your rug
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                • BatemanPatrickl
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-21-07
                  • 18772

                  #9
                  Mathy you complete me.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    I am
                    so horny right now


                    Will fuk anything
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                    • MUHerd37
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-23-09
                      • 12816

                      #11
                      So sick
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                      • in2thethickofit
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-26-09
                        • 2622

                        #12
                        disturbing, yet intriguing
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                        • JMobile
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-21-10
                          • 19074

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          I am
                          so horny right now


                          Will fuk anything
                          eat a banana and use the inside of its peel, profit
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                          • Ghenghis Kahn
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-02-12
                            • 19734

                            #14
                            doesn't jj hate his son because he tried to seduce his aunt? what a hypocrite!!!!

                            like father like son...
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                            • Spanks
                              SBR MVP
                              • 04-12-07
                              • 2040

                              #15
                              jj... where is the original thread, this was a classic
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                              • minet123
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 02-17-07
                                • 10280

                                #16

                                That 1st post is why Walker needs to fork up the toucans and hire a better writing staff for 1st shift JJ
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                                • Spanks
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 04-12-07
                                  • 2040

                                  #17
                                  this was the pre-shitweed era...
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                                  • MiDNiTe
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 11-11-13
                                    • 7684

                                    #18
                                    i.just spat out my drink wtf???,
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                                    • Spanks
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 04-12-07
                                      • 2040

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      I am
                                      so horny right now


                                      Will fuk anything
                                      o'rly..
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                                      • Jayvegas420
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 03-09-11
                                        • 28213

                                        #20
                                        keep it in the family Goldie.
                                        Families that come together stick together
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                                        • ItsMeMrMattE
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-30-10
                                          • 5294

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Jayvegas420
                                          keep it in the family Goldie.
                                          Families that come together stick together
                                          lol. good one.
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                                          • Vaughany
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 03-07-10
                                            • 45563

                                            #22
                                            Lol disturbing read
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              I have no idea where any of these threads are
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                                              • Swinging Johnson
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-12-09
                                                • 7604

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Jayvegas420
                                                keep it in the family Goldie.
                                                Families that come together stick together
                                                Literally.
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                                                • Chi_archie
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-22-08
                                                  • 63172

                                                  #25
                                                  looks like they only have the nominate version now

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                                                  • Chi_archie
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-22-08
                                                    • 63172

                                                    #26
                                                    this is a recent all time top 5 for me



                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    Get a custom bed like 200 yards long and maybe 7 feet wide. Each guy just lies down next to each other with tight sweats on and sbr shirts so we have 200 guys lying down in a dark fukkin room and we all bull shit about gambling and life. It would be unreal scene and I bet we all come out of it with lots of knowledge.
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                                                    • Chi_archie
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-22-08
                                                      • 63172

                                                      #27
                                                      JJ's Greatest Hits:
                                                      Originally Posted by jjgold
                                                      I guess hotel room scene is one I can explain. It was 2 years ago and 10 of us guys rented one room and we shared it to keep costs down. Anyway there were 3 of us guys that did not go out and stayed in room while others went out and tried to pick up women. We were watching porn on the bed and the other 2 guys were wacking off, the other two guys were nude and I had on a fishnet suit (don't ask why) well my rod was getting hard because of the environment, they both were moaning and screaming so I started to wack off at a great sex on tv. I just pulled my rooster out of my fishnet suit and applied some sort of spray gel to start. I was stroking hard and when I do this I get pissed if rooster does not get up or if I cannot come after like 40 minutes. Well it was one of those rages and I had fukkin jelly and shit all over the place, my face, rooster, ass, whatever....and the buds were trying to get in room. I guess they were struggling to get in because they were drinking and the other two guys went under the bed. I was strapped in somewhat because it gave me more leverage and when I wack off I tend to move to much so prefer to be strapped in. Anyway they finally got in, like 4 guys and 7 hot chicks and hear I am in bed , strapped in and jelly all over me. I could not get out and was stuck. Now can you imagine the feeling I was in with all these people looking at me in a fishnet suit strapped to a bed with my rooster hanging out???? The worst part was all the jelly on my face I was itching during scene so had to itch my face and I had all the fukkin jelly on my hands from wacking off. Anyway some thought it was funny and others went ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.......a few girls and guys got smart and starting stroking me and two other girls started fingering me in the ass through the fishnet suit, I actually came which made it worse. It was the most embarassing thing I ever went through, what a fukkin mess...*** all over me now, jelly all over me, ass all jellyed up and they all laughed their asses off at me. Well picture me in a fishnet suit, bald headed, ass exposed and rooster dangling out going into bathroom in front of a lot of people, actually through this got a nickname that very few people know called "Jellyfish: Now when i wack off I am alone with no chance of anyone walking in.

                                                      Normal ones when I have gotten caught and just under covers grinding and someone heard me or just walked in for some reason and no way to explain it. I always lied and said I had an itch but explaining the moaning is hard and all the party does most of time with all of us when caught is smirk or just give you that look like "sorry" and leave quickly.




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                                                      • Ronny Turiaf
                                                        SBR High Roller
                                                        • 12-04-14
                                                        • 119

                                                        #28
                                                        wow what a thread
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                                                        • Bostongambler
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 02-01-08
                                                          • 35581

                                                          #29
                                                          Ronny remember in another thread u said u could be whatever I wanted u to be?

                                                          We could u be Anne Hathoway please and come over. tyia
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                                                          • The Kraken
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 12-25-11
                                                            • 28918

                                                            #30
                                                            Lets get this guy posting again. I heard he owns a bunch of bars somewhere in Canada and they took off.
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                                                            • Ronny Turiaf
                                                              SBR High Roller
                                                              • 12-04-14
                                                              • 119

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                              Ronny remember in another thread u said u could be whatever I wanted u to be?

                                                              We could u be Anne Hathoway please and come over. tyia
                                                              boston clear it by my girlfriend thanks bud
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