I need to get a toupee

[bigboydan]

Whats the best type of unit/rug to buy?

[Tsoprano]

JJgold.com

[Panic]

Cure for baldness coming out in 1.5 years, BBD.

[bigboydan]

Cure for baldness coming out in 1.5 years, BBD.

I sure hope so sir. Maybe Mr.Nicky or the coach can give me some advice on what type of rug I should buy.

[Panic]

No kidding. Read this:

http://imperialvalleynews.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2251&Itemid=2

[bigboydan]

Thats great news sir. I hope they find a cure soon. However in the meantime I wish Mr.Nicky or the coach would give me some of his wisdom on how to deal with chronic baldness.

[Panic]

Thats great news sir. I hope they find a cure soon. However in the meantime I wish Mr.Nicky or the coach would give me some of his wisdom on how to deal with chronic baldness.

They make videos on a sports forum and become Icons.


Personally, i think my way is better...Russian Brides.

[InTheHole]

[SlickFazzer]

Call JJ on the 702.

[bigboydan]

Personally, i think my way is better...Russian Brides.

I personally prefer hookers sir. However, if I get a unit then I might not have to pay as much for them.

[pavyracer]

Go for a coon hat. The Davey Crockett look is the new fad.

[jjgold]

Danny I use REMY Hair with a Platinum foundation, it is top of the line and itch proof because of platinum. In the summer it could shine a little if your in direct sun light and your rug is thinning. You can use tape of high power nail glue to attach unit with of course glue remover and acetone to get off. I have used gasoline a few times when glue was ressitant to acetone.

When you sweat Danny sometimes a little silver could come down your fukkin cheeks so keep an eye on it and avoid an embarrassing situation.


All in all I look good in it but if I had to do all over again I would go bald. It is a fukkin pain in the fukkin ass to maintain.

Oh.............Danny you need an 8ft manican also to let rug sit on at night or when not on your head. Danny you say why eight feet?? Well the higher it stands the more moisture it gets and keep unit sharp and fresh. Secondly you can study it and see what styles look best and also you can spray it or wash it on the manican in the shower when you take one. If company comes over hard to hide an 8ft manican with a rug on top of it so I avoid visitors coming over.

Danny your call on whether you want all this work, I will tell you what it will make you like like 40 or so and Danny whatcha at now 60 or so??

Good Luck

[RogueJuror]

sharp post jj

[pavyracer]

Known toupee wearers

Richard Anderson
Marv Albert
Fred Astaire
Tony Bennett
George Burns
James Caan
Sean Connery
Howard Cosell
Tony Curtis
Ted Danson
Sam Donaldson
Michael Fabricant
Henry Fonda
Mel Gibson
Jackie Gleason
Charles Grodin
Larry Hagman
Charlton Heston
Elton John
Tommy Lee Jones
Gene Kelly
Walter Koenig
Stan Lee
Chris Meloni
Dean Martin
Fred MacMurray
Ricardo Montalban
Bert Newton
Joe Pesci
Charles Nelson Reilly
Burt Reynolds
John D. Rockefeller
David Lee Roth
Ron Santo
Willard Scott
Steven Seagal
Peter Sellers
William Shatner
Paul Simon
Frank Sinatra
Jimmy Stewart
James Traficant
John Wayne

[accuscoresucks]

the coach knows this bbd

rogaine might work??
i use it i bought the kit from tv w/the conditioner,and all extras included for 19$

best investment so far i made buying this

[jjgold]

sharp post jj

Thanks Roguey, I know my shit

[Bread]

They better not come up with a cure. Guys like me made a living off "comforting" women whose husbands are balding.

Aren't there more important medical issues to address...like stem cell research or something??

[bigboydan]

Danny I use REMY Hair with a Platinum foundation, it is top of the line and itch proof because of platinum. In the summer it could shine a little if your in direct sun light and your rug is thinning. You can use tape of high power nail glue to attach unit with of course glue remover and acetone to get off. I have used gasoline a few times when glue was ressitant to acetone.

When you sweat Danny sometimes a little silver could come down your fukkin cheeks so keep an eye on it and avoid an embarrassing situation.


All in all I look good in it but if I had to do all over again I would go bald. It is a fukkin pain in the fukkin ass to maintain.

Oh.............Danny you need an 8ft manican also to let rug sit on at night or when not on your head. Danny you say why eight feet?? Well the higher it stands the more moisture it gets and keep unit sharp and fresh. Secondly you can study it and see what styles look best and also you can spray it or wash it on the manican in the shower when you take one. If company comes over hard to hide an 8ft manican with a rug on top of it so I avoid visitors coming over.

Danny your call on whether you want all this work, I will tell you what it will make you like like 40 or so and Danny whatcha at now 60 or so??

Good Luck

Thanks for the sound advice coach.

I do have one question though in regards to styling it. How do you comb these things anyways. I mean surely when the wind blows it looks bad.

[bigboydan]

Known toupee wearers

Richard Anderson
Marv Albert
Fred Astaire
Tony Bennett
George Burns
James Caan
Sean Connery
Howard Cosell
Tony Curtis
Ted Danson
Sam Donaldson
Michael Fabricant
Henry Fonda
Mel Gibson
Jackie Gleason
Charles Grodin
Larry Hagman
Charlton Heston
Elton John
Tommy Lee Jones
Gene Kelly
Walter Koenig
Stan Lee
Chris Meloni
Dean Martin
Fred MacMurray
Ricardo Montalban
Bert Newton
Joe Pesci
Charles Nelson Reilly
Burt Reynolds
John D. Rockefeller
David Lee Roth
Ron Santo
Willard Scott
Steven Seagal
Peter Sellers
William Shatner
Paul Simon
Frank Sinatra
Jimmy Stewart
James Traficant
John Wayne

If I decide to get one at least I'm in good company Mr.Pavy.

[pavyracer]

If I decide to get one at least I'm in good company Mr.Pavy.

Exactly. You should be honored and wear it proudly. Just make sure when you go to your barber you take it off. You save money with haircuts and you don't want to permanently damage it.

[bigboydan]

Exactly. You should be honored and wear it proudly. Just make sure when you go to your barber you take it off. You save money with haircuts and you don't want to permanently damage it.

I will wear it proudly Mr.Pavy.

BTW, Thanks for the barber advice as well.

[jjgold]

Thanks for the sound advice coach.

I do have one question though in regards to styling it. How do you comb these things anyways. I mean surely when the wind blows it looks bad.

I use a wide brush or wide comb or sometimes a pick if I want it up more, then I use 3/4 of a bottle of hair spray.

Danny we can have 50 mile per hr wind and my fukkin rug does not move nor does one blade of hair..

[bigboydan]

What about if I get caught in the rain. How would I go about drying it without getting split ends?

[jjgold]

Danny I wear a shower cap when I go out if I have rug on and the weather is bad.

Mine NEVER GETS WET

You could use a low wattage blow dryer if you like

[pavyracer]

I use a wide brush or wide comb or sometimes a pick if I want it up more, then I use 3/4 of a bottle of hair spray.

Danny we can have 50 mile per hr wind and my fukkin rug does not move nor does one blade of hair..

If you walk outside with 50 mph winds and your hair doesn't move wouldn't it be obvious to everyone that your wearing a rug? Who are you trying to fool on a windy day genius?

[bigboydan]

Danny I wear a shower cap when I go out if I have rug on and the weather is bad.

Mine NEVER GETS WET

You could use a low wattage blow dryer if you like

A shower cap coach. Doesn't that look kinda silly though?

I would like Mr.Nicky's opinion on this subject if I could please. Maybe he can offer a better alternative.