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  • evilpsycho
    SBR Rookie
    • 07-11-12
    • 39

    #1
    new here
    roughly a $40k bankroll just for offshore/local

    i make nearly six figures a year in my own biz. also help out with my cousins restaurant for $3-400 a night when he needs me

    havent had a year when ive lost more than 5% of my bankroll. last year i won about $12k overall

    play about 2-3 games a night. some no games a night. do my best thinking after some cardio as i own a home gym.

    im also a brown belt, and played tennis in the ACC

  • Smoke
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-09-09
    • 48111

    #2
    "No one gets in the way of my gambling habit. I'll kill my own fukkin family if they try to stop me"

    Brock Landers
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    • BIGDAY
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 02-17-10
      • 48245

      #3
      Guy is clearly a sharp. Going to fukkin POUND everything he plays.
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      • acl123
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 03-17-11
        • 5896

        #4
        Unreal.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Why do guys give themselves away in their 1st post??
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          • GUMMO77
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-23-10
            • 9294

            #6
            Your name feels like a big hug.

            Welcome
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            • Bcatswin
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 12-21-10
              • 13931

              #7
              I nominate evilpsycho
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              • mynameismud
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-13-12
                • 5461

                #8
                confidence much?
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                • Smoke
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-09-09
                  • 48111

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  Why do guys give themselves away in their 1st post??
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                  • billysink
                    Restricted User
                    • 03-29-09
                    • 5172

                    #10
                    I am the man in the moon. I also am president of two or three small nations. I have lots of different color belts.

                    I have not lost. Period. Sometimes I play every fukkin rotation on the card. Sometimes not.


                    Oh and I also played baseball for the University of Tennessee.


                    Welcome to the forum.
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                    • minet123
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-17-07
                      • 10280

                      #11
                      Originally posted by evilpsycho
                      roughly a $40k bankroll just for offshore/local

                      i make nearly six figures a year in my own biz. also help out with my cousins restaurant for $3-400 a night when he needs me

                      havent had a year when ive lost more than 5% of my bankroll. last year i won about $12k overall

                      play about 2-3 games a night. some no games a night. do my best thinking after some cardio as i own a home gym.

                      im also a brown belt, and played tennis in the ACC

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                      • RubberKettle
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 12-28-09
                        • 6421

                        #12


                        This guy's got a future at SBR

                        You got any air tanks pal?
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                        • evilpsycho
                          SBR Rookie
                          • 07-11-12
                          • 39

                          #13
                          i didnt know this was a forum full of thirteen year olds. give me a break

                          some people dont live in grandmothers attic, they actually get up at 7am, get out of the house, drink a gallon of spring water each day ect

                          i didnt come here to say hey im perfect most of my friends make a lot more money than me, have bigger houses ect. i just wanted you guys to know where i stand as far as my funds ect. i only post really good leans and hit them at near 60%
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                          • tony_come
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-31-10
                            • 21695

                            #14
                            This is crazy!
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                            • RubberKettle
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 12-28-09
                              • 6421

                              #15
                              jjgold can answer all your ?'s
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                              • ngates815
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-01-09
                                • 13845

                                #16
                                All we need to really know is your dick size.

                                Thickness not length.
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                                • evilpsycho
                                  SBR Rookie
                                  • 07-11-12
                                  • 39

                                  #17
                                  not crazy but somewhat unfair
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                                  • billysink
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 03-29-09
                                    • 5172

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by evilpsycho
                                    i didnt know this was a forum full of thirteen year olds. give me a break

                                    some people dont live in grandmothers attic, they actually get up at 7am, get out of the house, drink a gallon of spring water each day ect

                                    i didnt come here to say hey im perfect most of my friends make a lot more money than me, have bigger houses ect. i just wanted you guys to know where i stand as far as my funds ect. i only post really good leans and hit them at near 60%

                                    No one fukkin cares about you, your funds or your gallon of spring water.
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                                    • gauchojake
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-17-10
                                      • 34116

                                      #19
                                      ect
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                                      • MartinBlank
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 07-20-08
                                        • 8382

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by evilpsycho
                                        i didnt know this was a forum full of thirteen year olds. give me a break

                                        some people dont live in grandmothers attic, they actually get up at 7am, get out of the house, drink a gallon of spring water each day ect

                                        i didnt come here to say hey im perfect most of my friends make a lot more money than me, have bigger houses ect. i just wanted you guys to know where i stand as far as my funds ect. i only post really good leans and hit them at near 60%
                                        Only a gallon?
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                                        • ngates815
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 12-01-09
                                          • 13845

                                          #21
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                                          • MartinBlank
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 07-20-08
                                            • 8382

                                            #22
                                            This thread is going to be pure gold.

                                            My favorite line, "as I own a home gym".

                                            Whoever is ghosting this is brilliant.
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                                            • King Mayan
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 09-22-10
                                              • 21326

                                              #23
                                              "A brown belt"
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                                              • stevenash
                                                Moderator
                                                • 01-17-11
                                                • 65643

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by evilpsycho
                                                roughly a $40k bankroll just for offshore/local

                                                i make nearly six figures a year in my own biz. also help out with my cousins restaurant for $3-400 a night when he needs me

                                                havent had a year when ive lost more than 5% of my bankroll. last year i won about $12k overall

                                                play about 2-3 games a night. some no games a night. do my best thinking after some cardio as i own a home gym.

                                                im also a brown belt, and played tennis in the ACC


                                                -He once brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds.
                                                -He has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
                                                -He once taught a German Shepard how to bark in Russian
                                                -He lives vicariously throug himself.
                                                -If he we're to punch you in the face, you'd have to fight off the urge to thank him.
                                                -Sharks Have a week dedicated to him.
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                                                • evilpsycho
                                                  SBR Rookie
                                                  • 07-11-12
                                                  • 39

                                                  #25
                                                  two hs sophomores talking about anal. should interest most of the crowd here
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                                                  • Kelloggs
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 06-14-08
                                                    • 958

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by evilpsycho
                                                    roughly a $40k bankroll just for offshore/local

                                                    i make nearly six figures a year in my own biz. also help out with my cousins restaurant for $3-400 a night when he needs me

                                                    havent had a year when ive lost more than 5% of my bankroll. last year i won about $12k overall

                                                    play about 2-3 games a night. some no games a night. do my best thinking after some cardio as i own a home gym.

                                                    im also a brown belt, and played tennis in the ACC



                                                    It can not be anybody else.
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                                                    • ngates815
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 12-01-09
                                                      • 13845

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by evilpsycho
                                                      two hs sophomores talking about anal. should interest most of the crowd here

                                                      You're a sophomore as well?

                                                      I was so nervous last year, when our gym teacher finally made us start taking showers after gym.

                                                      Do you take showers after gym? We're you scared?
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                                                      • opie1988
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 09-12-10
                                                        • 23429

                                                        #28
                                                        Evilpsycho-

                                                        You see that sheriff's badge down there?

                                                        Basically, that means I'll fukk you up, boy.

                                                        You feel me?
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                                                        • MartinBlank
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 07-20-08
                                                          • 8382

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by opie1988
                                                          Evilpsycho-

                                                          You see that sheriff's badge down there?

                                                          Basically, that means I'll fukk you up, boy.

                                                          You feel me?
                                                          Op, you flex those Sherrreeeeef's ----Don't let some youngin' come stompin around your sandbox.

                                                          Especially a brown-belt wearin', spring water drinkin' 40K bankrolling newbie.
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                                                          • evilpsycho
                                                            SBR Rookie
                                                            • 07-11-12
                                                            • 39

                                                            #30
                                                            im going all-in tomorrow night. then if i win im doing it again. so everyone is going to say im a liar and this whole thing was a lie but i will post screenshots to prove it. i simply cant take the dew anymore it makes me feel like crap. so i need to stop gambling and do things good citizens do. that way i might be able to get some demons off my back. plus it feels good to live life as a good guy
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                                                            • hels
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 04-12-09
                                                              • 8767

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by evilpsycho
                                                              im going all-in tomorrow night. then if i win im doing it again. so everyone is going to say im a liar and this whole thing was a lie but i will post screenshots to prove it. i simply cant take the dew anymore it makes me feel like crap. so i need to stop gambling and do things good citizens do. that way i might be able to get some demons off my back. plus it feels good to live life as a good guy
                                                              post some pictures doing brown belt karate kicks.
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                                                              • zert
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 09-22-09
                                                                • 1274

                                                                #32
                                                                I own a couple of black belts myself. I usually dont brag about it though.
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                                                                • stevenash
                                                                  Moderator
                                                                  • 01-17-11
                                                                  • 65643

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by zert
                                                                  I own a couple of black belts myself. I usually dont brag about it though.
                                                                  Don't wear with brown pants though.
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                                                                  • becketmcginn
                                                                    SBR High Roller
                                                                    • 03-24-12
                                                                    • 176

                                                                    #34
                                                                    a brown belt is nothing to scoff at
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                                                                    • romecloneout
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 02-06-11
                                                                      • 2243

                                                                      #35
                                                                      sweating
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