jjgold - ever nailed a girl on a bed of cash?

[mathdotcom]

Girl I know dying for this and not really sure what to do. What is appropriate denomination of bills?

$1 bills not exciting but $100 bills and she will steal from mathy.

Do you use old bills to avoid papercuts, but then it may lead to uncomfortable odor in the bedroom?

I am basically a rookie in the bedroom and could use some tips.

Thanks
mathy

[DiggityDaggityDo]

JJ has never done this man.

[PedroG]

Do Nickels count ? ( for JJ ...)

[rm18]

Lift some weights first so she doesn't strongarm rob you then use 100's

[jjgold]

Never done this
1st off I have not nailed a girl in 14 years and i swear I am dead serious

I would use $1 bills but you need to somehow keep the money on the bed so use barriers of some sort

Heck I remember when I did nail a girl I fell off the fukkin bed, never realized I was on the edge. I was pounding this 31 year old chick, she was fukkin hot too..red hair kind of short and curly and like 170 pounds or so. I went flying off the fukkin bed as did she. Lets just say it ended when we fell, she said some bull shit to me like I did not know what I was doing and I was shit because It kep slipping out

If I had an issue as far as sex I could never keep my rooster inside a chicj for more than like 30 seconds

Is there a trick???? It just felt my rooster always had fukkin soap on it..slippery?

[acl123]

Never done this
1st off I have not nailed a girl in 14 years and i swear I am dead serious

I would use $1 bills but you need to somehow keep the money on the bed so use barriers of some sort

Heck I remember when I did nail a girl I fell off the fukkin bed, never realized I was on the edge. I was pounding this 31 year old chick, she was fukkin hot too..red hair kind of short and curly and like 170 pounds or so. I went flying off the fukkin bed as did she. Lets just say it ended when we fell, she said some bull shit to me like I did not know what I was doing and I was shit because It kep slipping out

If I had an issue as far as sex I could never keep my rooster inside a chicj for more than like 30 seconds

Is there a trick???? It just felt my rooster always had fukkin soap on it..slippery?

[Cougar Bait]

Slippery

Common man

Jayzus

[onlooker]

She's waiting for ya JJ.

[jjgold]

Man I love sex.....too bad all I see of it is on the porn sites

[onlooker]

Man I love sex.....too bad all I see of it is on the porn sites

Jerking off is sometimes better anyway. You shoot your load when you want, and there is no spooning needed.

[mathdotcom]

I guess with a 2.4" pecker you have limited options

Thanks coach will keep you posted

[Sam Odom]

Once in Biloxi I hit it big on kenny 'snake' stabler's riverboat

later that night i busted a brick threw it over the bed and slept on it

[PedroG]

I once won 20 Million Bolivars in a CaracaS Casino ( bout $5,000 US at the time )... they gave me a monster sized garbage bag to carry it out with, on the way out of the hotel I grabbed three working gals and told them to hop in my taxi, when I got back to my condo , I threw HALF the money all the over the bed , im talking STACKS ...and the other half in my safe , the next day I woke up and all the money was gone ... and the whores. BUT IT WAS FUKKING FUN ( and still had half in the safe ...) Good Times back in 1999

[ttwarrior1]

i did once with a bed full of spam

[TRE1968]

[captrobey]

Make sure you use the Discover Card. You get 1% Cash back ...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

i did once with a bed full of spam

And when the girl woke up the next morning all the spam was gone. And so were you.

[mathdotcom]

Some sick ***** on this forum

Good stuff

[jjgold]

If I had $1000 right now I would give it all to some chick to get laid

I do not give a fuk if she was 199 pounds

[mathdotcom]

Don't tell me you don't get laid Corbin

http://www.sbrforum.com/video/getting-ready-hit-club-montreal-v-9994/

[Sam Odom]

Don't tell me you don't get laid Corbin

http://www.sbrforum.com/video/gettin...ntreal-v-9994/

[mathdotcom]

Sam

Corbin is straight as an arrow

[jjgold]

Mathy I pay for sex the rare times I have had it

I know of no other way

[RealSlimShady]

If I had $1000 right now I would give it all to some chick to get laid

I do not give a fuk if she was 199 pounds

Pathetic

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Mathy I pay for sex the rare times I have had it

I know of no other way

Yes you do. You are just no good at closing the deal. Remember your aunt?

[mathdotcom]

Guys you may not know this but jjgold's aunt story is not true

It was actually motivated instead by another poster's ACTUAL encounter with his niece