Let's Get Together for a Huge Pick Six Ticket - "Bailout Special"

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  • ritehook
    SBR MVP
    • 08-12-06
    • 2244

    #1
    Let's Get Together for a Huge Pick Six Ticket - "Bailout Special"
    Maybe at Oak Tree (Santa Anita) soon to open.

    Or any big track that will have a huge carryover.

    I'm thinking of a maybe putting 50k into it. With maybe 20 players who will invest at least a dime.

    Someone known as honest and upright (SBR John - is he and is he in the US now?) can put the ticket in and cash when it wins - provided he doesn't own back taxes or child support.

    There are some good horse cappers on these boards, Yrs truly too, when I feel like taking the time. We'll use a composite Pick Six ticket, with input from all qualified horseplayers (who put up their shareof the seed money).

    Has to be a really hefty carryover to make it worthwhile.

    AND HERE'S THE GREAT PART! NO RISK!

    If we lose, we go to Treasury Secretary Paulson and Fed Chairman Bernacke, and tell them we need a bailout.

    Because the entire horse racing industry is hurting, and if bettors like us get turned off and stop betting, thousands in that industry will lose their job.

    We point out that bettors are the foundation of the horse racing business. Without us, the business collapses overnight.

    The horse racing biz is "Too Big To Fail." And we bettors are part of the horse racing biz. The most important part, in fact.

    Yes, sir, Mr Paulson. We took our chance and lost.

    So what? So did the bankers and brokers. They took a chance and lost, and are getting bailed.

    Because their businesses are, as you say, "too big to fail."

    We too, as part of the vital horse racing industry, are Too Big To Fail.

    We come to you with our patriotic hands outstretched.

    It's a mere $50,000, sir. Your friends on Wall Street spend that on lunch.

    We did fail. Now we need bail. Or we will wail.

    {Horse Racing delegation seeking bail now breaks out into a soulful version of "God Bless America."}
  • ritehook
    SBR MVP
    • 08-12-06
    • 2244

    #2
    Non horse betting sports gamblers may wish to substitute a humongous 10 team parlay for a Pick Six.

    No can do.

    Because if we lose that we can't get a bailout. Sports betting is not a vital part of the American domestic landscape.

    No groom mucking stalls, deaf mutes walking hots, illegal aliens exercising horses, tack room guys selling buzzers, hay and oat providers, saddle makers, tote board technicians --- the list goes on.

    Sports betting,domestically (and that all Mrssrs Paulson and Bernacke care about) does nothing for anyone except a few hudred clerks in Nevada.

    Gotta be a PickSix.

    I once won a consolation at the old, now defunct Caliente track in Tijuana. Only $3000, but it was with a $2 ticket. And in Mexico, no social sec number requested.

    Great feeling! Better than banging the high school bully's girlfriend in the locker room after school when no one is around!
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