Nintendo's Mike Tyson Punchout....

[bmw530i]

was it the most Racist video game ever??? I will start off with the first boxer we all faced....

First up on the docket is Glass Joe. He is a weak pussy…and he’s from France. Ha Ha. Clearly, Nintendo was taking a little jab at France for being cowardly in every conflict since that historic Cane vs. Abel B.C. title fight for the Bible belt. Quite frankly, I don’t know why France gets such a bad rap from people. If it wasn’t for the French, we would all still be kissing like burn victims with cold sores. Between rounds Glass Joe pathetically asks, “Do I have time to take a nap before the fight?” And if you knew that…it means you had to go into the second round with Glass Joe…which means you couldn’t beat Glass Joe in 30 seconds…which means you should probably stop playing (and reading about) video games and worry more about not sucking so hard at life.

[ryanXL977]

keep em comin
what a ****in awesome game

[jtuck]

Lol, my boss had a garage sale today and hat an original nintendo for sale with this game coming with it.

[bmw530i]

hahahah No way Jtuck

[bmw530i]

The second person Little Mac fights is, much like Glass Joe, a member of the “I Could Get My Ass Kicked by a One-legged Man” boxing team by the name of Von Kaiser. Von Kaiser is a German caricature that stems from the logic: Since Hitler was a genocidal ****head…all German people must be pricks. Wunderbar!

[Shark79]

One of the best games out there.

Remember my first time I beated Tyson ... I called my dad and told him to take a pic at me celebrating the victory ....

BTW .... Glass Joe looks like Pat Venditto

[robzilla]

How was Piston honda racist?

[bmw530i]

hahaha shark ........hahahaha Robzilla i love it

[bmw530i]

ok Next up is Robzillas horse... Have you ever had one of those friends that says something really racist against black people but stupidly tries to tell everyone by assuring, “Dude it’s ok…I have friends who are black.” …. so it’s all good? Well along those same lines, Nintendo throws in Piston Honda as a red herring to take away any suspicions that Punch Out is racist. I recommend that you intentionally go two rounds with Piston just so you can read him nonsensically utter “Sushi, Kamikaze, Fujiyama, Nipponichi.” Yeah. Japan basically kicks itself in the nuts here.

[treece]

Von Kaiser looks like Richkas.

[bmw530i]

hahahah treece....this is turning into the .....6 degrees of Sbr members to the Mike Tyson's punch out video game.

[mathdotcom]

Can't wait for Soda Popinski

[Bread]

Beamer...these are excellent write-ups!

And the Richie / Venditto comparisons almost made me fall out of my chair.

Are you gonna make me grab a beer tonight? I wasn't gonna.......

[bmw530i]

The other day I was talking to my friend about how coincidental it is that King Hippo is a fat guy named hippo…from a place also called Hippo. But for some reason my friend got weirded out by the whole conversation and we haven’t talked since. Well if he’s reading this, I just want to let him know…I miss you Bignose America and I hope we can still be buddies. King Hippo’s weight is listed as unknown…it’s not because he’s particularly vain…it’s that his enormous stomach is in the way so he can’t read the scale. Punch him in his swollen gut and don’t feel bad about it.

[bmw530i]

Amidst, all of these strange characters there was one who stood out in all our minds....
The great Russian Giant himself....Soda Popinski(aka:Vodka Drunkenski) ah ha ha! ah ha ha! ah ha ha! ...soda why are you always laughing at people like that? ...he replied ...because I'm drunk you idiot american. The commies at Nintendo made me change my real name to soda.

[Shark79]

King Hippo = Nicky
Soda Popinsky = JJ Gold




Great write ups bimmer

[mathdotcom]

You forgot Don Flamenco

[bmw530i]

hahah.... Math there are a few more...others please chime in...with youe experiences playing the game and the characters.

[Shark79]

Don Flamenco is the spaniard pussy.

[bmw530i]

Don Flamenco is a gay dude from Spain. I must say I do like fighting him becuase it's probably the closest I'll ever get to knowing what it feels like to beat up Dick Van Dyke

[Cloak & Dagger]

007-373-5963

[RogueJuror]

funny thread beamer

[bmw530i]

Bald Bull is really really ugly. Unlike don Flamenico, who was born that way....His menacing tone he would say "come on come on" complete with the same deranged looking eyes and arched eyebrows...He kinda reminds me of a Turkish mechanic from Cleveland.

[robzilla]

Von Kaiser looks like Richkas.

Twins i think. After they were born, 1 went to East St. Louis and the other went to germany.

[3PtShooter]

loved that game

[treece]

Piston Honda is Picoman.

[louisvillekid]

Bald Bull and Don Flamenco were actually sometimes harder for me to beat than Tyson.

[bmw530i]

...Super macho Man...ate too many slices of pizza...

[Bread]

Beamer...this was seriously some of the funniest sht I've read in awhile.

You gots skills son!

[Robyn]

I have never played this game before, but your write-up made me laugh. I loved the Richie comparison.