Steve I am here to help Steve I read your posts and do this Steve her is some advice...
1) Stop cooking meth; your ceilings are turning black.
2)Get a neck transplant good God man your head sits on your torso like Pumpkinhead.
3) Lay off the moonshine. Like ProfaneReality said you bend your hat like an asshole must be the booze.
4) Stop making videos. No offense but the camera adds about 35 lbs to you.
5) Stop betting pucklines hockey is fixed by the Russian mafia.
6) Don't use towels as curtains. Every hear of Martha Stewart you may want to take her advice.
7) Move out of the sticks, women look better and better every mile you get away from the trailer park.
Steve I am only trying to help please don't be offended