My advice for compulsive gamblers

Fang-Banger · 03-05-12, 01:04 AM

I agree but just be prepared for a bombardment of posters now asking you to post pictures of your winnings. Honestly, you should've just documented everything, specially after that awful call on Ohio a few days ago when you got 'Lang'd'...

TwoWays · 03-05-12, 01:04 AM

Way to embrace your addiction. Most people deny, but I'm glad you made it past this step. Forget the girl, you can buy a bj there with your winnings and still concentrate on gaming.

PickWinnerAllDay · 03-05-12, 01:06 AM

I documented The first couple of rebound bets but then i figured people would at least believe me when I said I was betting something. My wallet won't even close so I'll take a picture of a huge pile of 100s when I get home before I stop by the bank if someone really still doubts.

FilletMaster · 03-05-12, 01:23 AM

way to go PWAD. 'grats!

Cuse0323 · 03-05-12, 02:15 AM

Glad it worked out for you, but that's why a lot of us are in a giant hole.

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-05-12, 02:28 AM

Originally posted by PickWinnerAllDay

My advice for compulsive gamblers is to just embrace your compulsiveness. As you all know, I lost $5,000 my first night in Vegas on Ohio.... Was thinking of flying right back home but realized that I knew I couldn't. Went to the bank the next morning and withdrew another 4000 and I'm going home with 13500. 4500 profit, but I did pay my last three nights in cash so I probably made a little bit more actually gambling. If you really think you can quit gambling, quit after a really good run. No compulsive gambler can quit after a big loss. How do I convince the girlfriend to be okay with me flying back to Vegas on Thursday?

Easy man... Take her with you. Wine and dine her in Vegas. Hook her up with massages and every other girlie/pampering thing they offer in LV. Go shopping with her. But while she is getting massages you can be banging hookers or getting your own massages with happier endings.Butr if you are not into that scene then go with the girl and do tandem massages after you make your wager(s). Do stuff with her in Vegas, site seeing, clubs/dancing, fun stuff. She will love it and love you and realize what she can get out of your winnings. Chicks love VIP service in Vegas. Your own table with a bottle service in Vegas? Makes the girls feel special sitting in VIP as they see all the sluts trying to slut their way into the VIP area for free drinks.

jjgold · 03-05-12, 06:34 AM

Gambling could be so rewarding but more times than not so devastating

Mr KLC · 03-05-12, 07:12 AM

Want to see that fat wallet.

lsuheat911 · 03-05-12, 07:14 AM

lol do it man fly back to vegas you'll win money in the long run LOL

jjgold · 03-05-12, 07:46 AM

PickWinners make a video with all that cash and dont lose it all back

Sportsbetting123 · 03-05-12, 07:52 AM

I have a buddy who goes to Vegas 3-4 times a year. He has some huge winning nights and some big losers too. He told me recently he is down probably 75k over the last 10 years. He has tried to stop going so big but he just can't. At least he can afford it (I guess)

Fang-Banger · 03-05-12, 07:55 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

PickWinners make a video with all that cash and dont lose it all back

JJ says make a vid, you make one...do it like you did last time with your cell phone then upload to YouTube