The Most Angriest Day Of The Year For SBR Posters Feb 14th

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    The Most Angriest Day Of The Year For SBR Posters Feb 14th


    Every mother fukker will be here posting all night instead of out with a girl
    Valentines Day
    Nobody has a valentine here
    All banged up sick mother fukkers that are soooooooo fukkin weird
    I have a angry face on all day, chip on my shoulder

    Horse Shoe Heads
    Overweight guys
    Physcos
    Corn Diggers
    guys 6-7..129 stringbeans
    the silent killers that never leave the house
    glass house cocks
    nerds
    geeks
    arrow heads (4 strands of hair combed from back to eyebrowns (Slim Shady)
    Some good looking guys that never leave house and cannot speak in public
    isolationists


    Welcome To SBR..land of the free and land of the cannot get laid

    Mike Corbin
  • flyingillini
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-06-06
    • 41219

    #2
    I will be at the Power Exchange at their annual party.
    המוסד‎
    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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    • SportsPedagogy
      SBR MVP
      • 02-13-11
      • 3691

      #3
      I hear there is a guy here who knows a few good hookers if you guys need. No clock watchers for you SBR !
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      • RawBillyIce
        SBR MVP
        • 02-08-12
        • 2036

        #4
        I'm getting my wife some of those chocolate covered Strawberries delivered and we will prob watch a movie at home.

        I don't know if we will be bumpin and grinding at midnight or not so if I'm posting ya know what's up...lol

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        • Rich Boy
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-01-09
          • 9714

          #5
          JJ just hire a hooker, way cheaper than wining and dining some chick hoping to get laid

          With a hooker you pay $200 and you know you are getting laid, no bullshit. Plus you dont have to be "romantic"
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          • RubberKettle
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-28-09
            • 6421

            #6
            Ex girlfriends birthday is tomorrow

            Fukkn skank
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            • griz
              SBR MVP
              • 01-27-11
              • 3647

              #7
              I, angry on valentines day because of spending money for a made up holiday
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              • Ninersnut
                SBR MVP
                • 05-20-10
                • 3730

                #8
                Handled my obligations last night. Fukkin dinner buried me.
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                • EDDIE MONEY LINE
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-24-10
                  • 6298

                  #9
                  corn diggers....glass house cocks...

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                  • Louisvillekid1
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 10-17-07
                    • 52143

                    #10
                    i got reservation's @ 9... $300 down the drain...
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                    • Kindred
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-09-08
                      • 2901

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jjgold


                      Every mother fukker will be here posting all night instead of out with a girl
                      Valentines Day
                      Nobody has a valentine here
                      All banged up sick mother fukkers that are soooooooo fukkin weird
                      I have a angry face on all day, chip on my shoulder

                      Horse Shoe Heads
                      Overweight guys
                      Physcos
                      Corn Diggers
                      guys 6-7..129 stringbeans
                      the silent killers that never leave the house
                      glass house cocks
                      nerds
                      geeks
                      arrow heads (4 strands of hair combed from back to eyebrowns (Slim Shady)
                      Some good looking guys that never leave house and cannot speak in public
                      isolationists


                      Welcome To SBR..land of the free and land of the cannot get laid

                      Mike Corbin
                      Why not add an escort service to the SBR Store

                      Or at least gift cards to the Bunny Ranch
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                      • sickler
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-05-08
                        • 15006

                        #12
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                        • BigDaddy
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 02-01-06
                          • 8378

                          #13
                          i hate ******* valentines day.
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                          • chilidog
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-05-09
                            • 10305

                            #14
                            I married a good woman; she doesn't believe in Valentine's Day. She thinks that it's stupid to have one day out of the year where we're "supposed" to show that we love each other by spending money on each other. It's all commercialism. The crowded restaurants, traffic, and inflated prices, ugh, no thank you.
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                            • King Mayan
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 09-22-10
                              • 21326

                              #15
                              I think I fall under the horseshoe heads and glass house cokks..
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                              • itchypickle
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-05-09
                                • 21452

                                #16
                                What in THE fukk is a corn digger??
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                                • sickler
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 06-05-08
                                  • 15006

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by itchypickle
                                  What in THE fukk is a corn digger??
                                  It means you sit around at home picking your ass all night. Finger in the butthole
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                                  • RawBillyIce
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-08-12
                                    • 2036

                                    #18
                                    200? for a hooker

                                    don't u mean Craigslist 30 mins for $60 huh ? u square children
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                                    • InTheDrink
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-23-09
                                      • 23983

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by RawBillyIce
                                      200? for a hooker don't u mean Craigslist 30 mins for $60 huh ? u square children
                                      i think they're going for the GFE....since it's valentine's day and all
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                                      • zam77
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-03-10
                                        • 3586

                                        #20
                                        Every valentines day since getting married has turned less into romanctic love making and more into hardcore porn type sex... thinking about getting a sex swing for her this year... already spent over $100 on some new lingerie... dinner, chocolates, flower = waste of money unless it can be parlayed with new crazy sex. I'm a horny fuk... she loves it.
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                                        • RawBillyIce
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 02-08-12
                                          • 2036

                                          #21
                                          If you got a girl ... give her something. It's her day

                                          If your single, fukin give some chic you dig something. Change your attitude. Maybe then you can change your BRM style too

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                                          • itchypickle
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 11-05-09
                                            • 21452

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by sickler
                                            It means you sit around at home picking your ass all night. Finger in the butthole


                                            adding it to the lexicon
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              I would love to take a chick out and smoke refer on a hill and make love to her instead will be here posting
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                                              • thetrinity
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 01-25-11
                                                • 22430

                                                #24
                                                my mood depends on soccer and basketball
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                                                • RawBillyIce
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 02-08-12
                                                  • 2036

                                                  #25
                                                  Call some chic and wish her a Happy Vday JJ

                                                  better yet.... call about 15 chics

                                                  It's all about our self-esteem ya know

                                                  We are doing as good as we will allow ourselves too
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                                                  • Inkwell77
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 02-03-11
                                                    • 3227

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    I would love to take a chick out and smoke refer on a hill and make love to her instead will be here posting
                                                    awesome
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                                                    • RawBillyIce
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 02-08-12
                                                      • 2036

                                                      #27
                                                      Best thing to do when lonely is throw a fat ass Frozen Pizza in the oven.

                                                      I'm a frozen pizza junkie! With x cheese and hot sauce braahahahahahahaha
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                                                      • sickler
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 06-05-08
                                                        • 15006

                                                        #28
                                                        All of us without a valentine must fit into one of JJ's categories. I had one but she's gone. I shall be a good looking guy never leaving house. Not quite but close enough in the winter.

                                                        This is Shari's valentine to all us hermits

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                                                        • CarpeDime
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 09-01-09
                                                          • 7873

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold


                                                          Every mother fukker will be here posting all night instead of out with a girl
                                                          Valentines Day
                                                          Nobody has a valentine here
                                                          All banged up sick mother fukkers that are soooooooo fukkin weird
                                                          I have a angry face on all day, chip on my shoulder

                                                          Horse Shoe Heads
                                                          Overweight guys
                                                          Physcos
                                                          Corn Diggers
                                                          guys 6-7..129 stringbeans
                                                          the silent killers that never leave the house
                                                          glass house cocks
                                                          nerds
                                                          geeks
                                                          arrow heads (4 strands of hair combed from back to eyebrowns (Slim Shady)
                                                          Some good looking guys that never leave house and cannot speak in public
                                                          isolationists


                                                          Welcome To SBR..land of the free and land of the cannot get laid

                                                          Mike Corbin
                                                          pretty much says it all

                                                          unreal
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                                                          • Chi_archie
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-22-08
                                                            • 63172

                                                            #30
                                                            don't waste money on chicks
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                                                            • onlooker
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 08-10-05
                                                              • 36572

                                                              #31
                                                              I love myself, so I always have a Valentine on February 14th.

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                                                              • RawBillyIce
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 02-08-12
                                                                • 2036

                                                                #32
                                                                I know one thing.... if I was single and times were slow, I'd invest in Match.com, Plenty of Fish, Yahoo, Craigslist,Erosguide, or just get drunk and walk into some bars or something.

                                                                Most of us married folks aren't getting pu&&^ on Vday. If your single you can go out and have a steak and cigar and some good red wine, then go strip club, or club/bar and find something to Phuck and have maybe the best Vday ever. If you do get some kind of a hooker....treat her like a Queen, ya know?


                                                                WHY DO WE TREAT QUEENS LIKE WHORES AND WHORES LIKE QUEENS???
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                                                                • Intuitive_Edge
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 07-22-09
                                                                  • 1644

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by thetrinity
                                                                  my mood depends on soccer and basketball
                                                                  no kidding
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                                                                  • YouMama
                                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                                    • 01-04-12
                                                                    • 727

                                                                    #34
                                                                    valentines wk out at the bar is like the easiest wk to get laid
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                                                                    • RawBillyIce
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 02-08-12
                                                                      • 2036

                                                                      #35
                                                                      YIN/YANG

                                                                      Married people want to have great lustful sex.

                                                                      Single people want a relationship


                                                                      Just give GOD thanks no matter what and then the chips can land where they may
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