BREAKING NEWS: Opie1988 is SBR's 2011 Poster of the Year
What the fukk SBR?! The guy has everything going for him. Full set of teeth, all straight. Great set of hair. Speaks fluent English. And he's Richy Von Richenstein with a hot ass wife and adorable kid. Now we add to this maniacal ego by bestowing upon him SBR's most prestigious award?
Opie, deep down inside, in places you don't want to talk about, you know when you have lunch at the Rich White Guys Golf and Tennis Club this week, they'll be droning on and on about tax write-offs or their new Range Rover but you'll be daydreaming about getting the POY award at SBR.
You will then realize that the tools sitting across from you have no idea that you, an internet legend, is seated opposite them...and a little smile will crawl across your face...and when it does, think of all of us, broke, small roostered outcasts and renegades of society who worship every video you make and hang on every word of your posts. Dear God Opie, you've done it man. You've made it and we would be honored to follow you to hell and back if that's what it takes.
Opie, deep down inside, in places you don't want to talk about, you know when you have lunch at the Rich White Guys Golf and Tennis Club this week, they'll be droning on and on about tax write-offs or their new Range Rover but you'll be daydreaming about getting the POY award at SBR.
You will then realize that the tools sitting across from you have no idea that you, an internet legend, is seated opposite them...and a little smile will crawl across your face...and when it does, think of all of us, broke, small roostered outcasts and renegades of society who worship every video you make and hang on every word of your posts. Dear God Opie, you've done it man. You've made it and we would be honored to follow you to hell and back if that's what it takes.
