Few Jokes I found funny today.

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  • BIGDAY
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 02-17-10
    • 48245

    #1
    Few Jokes I found funny today.
    Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
    A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder'.

    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

    Q: WHY WERE ALL HURRICANES NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
    A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when
    they go, they take your house and car with them.<U1></U1>

    Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UPIN THE MORNING?
    A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...<U1></U1>
  • seaborneq
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-08-06
    • 22556

    #2
    I like the third one.
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    • SportsMushroom
      SBR MVP
      • 09-28-10
      • 4177

      #3
      good ones guy
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      • ProfaneReality
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 04-14-09
        • 7607

        #4
        got another one you'll probably love based on those..

        Why did the chicken cross the road ?

        To get to the other side !!!!!!!
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        • ngates815
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-01-09
          • 13845

          #5
          I enjoyed the 3rd one.
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          • Jaug
            SBR MVP
            • 01-11-09
            • 3087

            #6
            Yeeee buddy
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            • BIGDAY
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 02-17-10
              • 48245

              #7
              Third one definately the winner in my book also. I was bored this morning.
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              • BIGDAY
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 02-17-10
                • 48245

                #8
                Originally posted by ProfaneReality
                got another one you'll probably love based on those..

                Why did the chicken cross the road ?

                To get to the other side !!!!!!!


                Or how about, Where can you find an ocean without water?

                On a map.
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                • Bcatswin
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 12-21-10
                  • 13931

                  #9
                  3rd was the best, nice job BIGDAY
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