True story. The guy is running so bad right now he wouldn't be able to throw a volleyball into the ocean off the Golden Gate Bridge.
But he doesn't post here and he is not a capper. Just a sports fan with the worst luck fathomable.
I will humor those of you who are curious by indulging you in more. The other day he asked me what I am playing so he could tail. He explained he has been running horribly and needed a win.
Im pretty good with the teaser thing so I took what looked like a really safe, heavily juiced teaser for him to tail to hopefully give him a win and get him back on track. On the 5dimes menu never do I take the "ties lose" option. Never. I always take "ties reduce".
So I bet this tsr and send it to him on facebook. He thanks me and says he will jump on board immediately. Anyhow he is unfamiliar with 5dimes interface so he took the ties lose option without realizing it. And what happens? The only leg in the teaser that could have possibly pushed (the other three were all half point lines) pushes. (Pistons +24). So my bet reduced to a 3 tm tsr, his was a loss.
This is after he had placed 9 losing bets in a row that he claims lost in horrific fashion. I didn't think a whole lot about what he was saying until what I witnessed tonight.
This last teaser he made had the Warriors/Heat to stay under 204. How that game ended up going to OT was unfukkingbelievable. If they played 10000 more times that would probably happen again twice. Im telling you, this dude is unreal. We need to figure out a way to get him to post here so we can fade him and we will all be rich.
But he doesn't post here and he is not a capper. Just a sports fan with the worst luck fathomable.
I will humor those of you who are curious by indulging you in more. The other day he asked me what I am playing so he could tail. He explained he has been running horribly and needed a win.
Im pretty good with the teaser thing so I took what looked like a really safe, heavily juiced teaser for him to tail to hopefully give him a win and get him back on track. On the 5dimes menu never do I take the "ties lose" option. Never. I always take "ties reduce".
So I bet this tsr and send it to him on facebook. He thanks me and says he will jump on board immediately. Anyhow he is unfamiliar with 5dimes interface so he took the ties lose option without realizing it. And what happens? The only leg in the teaser that could have possibly pushed (the other three were all half point lines) pushes. (Pistons +24). So my bet reduced to a 3 tm tsr, his was a loss.
This is after he had placed 9 losing bets in a row that he claims lost in horrific fashion. I didn't think a whole lot about what he was saying until what I witnessed tonight.
This last teaser he made had the Warriors/Heat to stay under 204. How that game ended up going to OT was unfukkingbelievable. If they played 10000 more times that would probably happen again twice. Im telling you, this dude is unreal. We need to figure out a way to get him to post here so we can fade him and we will all be rich.
