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  • bettilimbroke999
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-04-08
    • 13254

    #1
    How often do the rest of you get speeding tickets?
    I get at least one a year religiously, got my annual 200 dollar assrape by Officer roosterlicker today

    **** me this pricks got nothing better to do than shove it up my ass for speeding in the fast line of the interstate, if u cant drive safely 80 mph in the fast line you shouldnt have a fuckin license

  • lunchbawks
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-31-10
    • 12873

    #2
    Never had 1.. all i get are parking tickets
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    • manny24
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-22-07
      • 20046

      #3
      totally agree here...if driving recklessly while speeding should be given a ticket otherwise gtfo officer roosterjaws.
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      • DrStale
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-07-08
        • 9692

        #4
        If you get one every year you should probably stop driving 80 genius. I keep it at 74 for the most part, wont get hassled for less than 10 over the limit.
        Originally posted by Dark Horse
        If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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        • King Mayan
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-22-10
          • 21326

          #5
          The better question is... How much of a dumbfukk are you to get speeding tickets??

          Bettil, your peripherals must sukk donkey dikk.
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          • Brock Landers
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 06-30-08
            • 45359

            #6
            i usually get nailed for 2 in a short amount of time, then nothing for over a year.

            3 in one year is a suspension in Illinois
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            • chase hardy
              SBR MVP
              • 01-07-10
              • 1324

              #7
              Have had many. Make one call and I never hear back.
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              • bettilimbroke999
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 02-04-08
                • 13254

                #8
                Theres a guy doin 80 right in front of me (he was my pigeon in case there were cops they would hopefully nail him first), Im not really payin too close attention (talkin on the cell fuckin with the radio, kickin back a few shots of patron etc.) but he slows down to about 75 and blocks my view from the cop he saw in front of him for just a moment. Officer Cocksuck takes his mouth off his partners balls just in time to clock me doin 80 on the empty interstate and pulls me over expecting a bribe and when I dont offer him one he shoots his radar at a van full of blind illegal immigrant gang members and clocks it at 84 mph and gives mes a ticket for 84 in a 70



                I am really thinkin of investing in a good radar detector, these pricks have got it out for me, its hard bein a white man in this country
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                • King Mayan
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-22-10
                  • 21326

                  #9
                  now he's blaming illegals.

                  Be responsible you oyster.
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                  • TexansFan
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-06-06
                    • 3365

                    #10
                    Maybe next time they'll shove their baton up your dumbass, afterall, it's used to taking about 18 black inches.
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                    • RubberKettle
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-28-09
                      • 6421

                      #11
                      1 time in 9 years on the road
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                      • eidolon
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-02-08
                        • 9531

                        #12
                        In california you almost never get a ticket if you keep it under 80. 75mph = 0 tickets. 81mph = many tickets. you decide
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                        • ngates815
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 12-01-09
                          • 13845

                          #13
                          I've gotten 1 (about 7 years ago)...Because I was just pulling off the interstate and I got tagged with a 70 in a 55...I laughed.

                          Took off from there, got pulled over 10 minute later and the cop told me my back light was out, I said "well I just got pulled over and the other cop didn't say anything" Got a ticket for that.

                          Pulled over not even 2 miles down the road after that for going 48 in a 45, cop just told me to slow down...probably just wanted to see what I was up to at 1 in the morning on a Thursday night.

                          I have received roughly 9 seat belt tickets.
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                          • bettilimbroke999
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-04-08
                            • 13254

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Brock Landers
                            i usually get nailed for 2 in a short amount of time, then nothing for over a year.

                            3 in one year is a suspension in Illinois
                            No such thing here in Memphis, you could fuckin drive down the interstate 100mph backwards and as long as you pay the fuckin fine its all good. Its all about the money in this broke fuckin city, somebodys gotta pay for the police force, tryin to tax a population that's 90% blacks on welfare sure aint gonna do it.

                            Hey judge I didnt know I couldnt redline a ferrari backwards in a school zone

                            Well alright but that's the 3rd time this month you need to keep the speed down, fine of $200
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                            • RubberKettle
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 12-28-09
                              • 6421

                              #15
                              Gotta watch out for those red light and speed cameras too.

                              They are popping up all over here in MD.
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                              • Cicima6709
                                SBR MVP
                                • 09-12-10
                                • 1023

                                #16
                                Way too many!

                                The 55 in a 25 stung, but the cop was super nice and wrote that i was going 49. Avoided me from being 25 or higher over the limit, which is a suspended liscense or something. Cop didnt even get me though, it was radar.
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                                • doublej95
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 01-26-10
                                  • 14094

                                  #17
                                  I have on got one. Doing 55 in a 35 on my home one night. Me and friend had actually egged this state troopers daughters car before so I figured it was karma. paid a little extra and got out of the ticket.
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                                  • MysteryMung
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 02-11-11
                                    • 670

                                    #18
                                    pretty sure in most states if you are going 25 over the legal limit, you can be arrested. be careful man, 10MPHs difference within the city gets you there like 6 minutes faster. Not worth the ticket cost bro.
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                                    • OTL
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 03-08-10
                                      • 2433

                                      #19
                                      Never had one. I know where to speed and where not to.
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                                      • Dutch
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-21-10
                                        • 4339

                                        #20
                                        Probably average 1 every 18 months or so.
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                                        • tevari
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 02-02-07
                                          • 4959

                                          #21
                                          got 3 in 1 year, 2 points each, then nothing for the next 6 years
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                                          • milwaukee mike
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 08-22-07
                                            • 26914

                                            #22
                                            think of it as an additional cost of driving

                                            the guys saying it's dumb to get $200 speeding tickets once a year or so are spending $5000/year in payments/gas/etc to drive a car slowly

                                            i'd rather spend $5200/year and drive fast than $5000/year and drive like an old grandma
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                                            • bettilimbroke999
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 02-04-08
                                              • 13254

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                                              think of it as an additional cost of driving

                                              the guys saying it's dumb to get $200 speeding tickets once a year or so are spending $5000/year in payments/gas/etc to drive a car slowly

                                              i'd rather spend $5200/year and drive fast than $5000/year and drive like an old grandma
                                              Agreed, I consider it a 20 dollar monthly driving fee so that I have the privilege to get where I'm goin fast, these ***** sitting in the slow lane doing 65 while I fly buy doin 85 may save 200 a year but they gotta drive like Miss Daisy all year long to do it

                                              THAT SAID, Im thinkin about getting a high dollar radar detector so I can do 105 and save even more time, then slow down to 65 everytime a cop is within a mile
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                                              • UntilTheNDofTimE
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 05-29-08
                                                • 9285

                                                #24
                                                1 in 5 years in my driving history. i always drive 80 on the freeway as well. you keep looking in your rearview and side mirrors for cops. you learn where their hidding areas are and you slow down accordingly. Real simple actually.
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                                                • UntilTheNDofTimE
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 05-29-08
                                                  • 9285

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                                                  Agreed, I consider it a 20 dollar monthly driving fee so that I have the privilege to get where I'm goin fast, these ***** sitting in the slow lane doing 65 while I fly buy doin 85 may save 200 a year but they gotta drive like Miss Daisy all year long to do it THAT SAID, Im thinkin about getting a high dollar radar detector so I can do 105 and save even more time, then slow down to 65 everytime a cop is within a mile
                                                  getting 1 ticket a year prab put your insurance through the roof. That means you will always be carrying at the very least 3 points on your driving record
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                                                  • UntilTheNDofTimE
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 05-29-08
                                                    • 9285

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by eidolon
                                                    In california you almost never get a ticket if you keep it under 80. 75mph = 0 tickets. 81mph = many tickets. you decide
                                                    so true
                                                    Originally posted by ngates815
                                                    I've gotten 1 (about 7 years ago)...Because I was just pulling off the interstate and I got tagged with a 70 in a 55...I laughed. Took off from there, got pulled over 10 minute later and the cop told me my back light was out, I said "well I just got pulled over and the other cop didn't say anything" Got a ticket for that. Pulled over not even 2 miles down the road after that for going 48 in a 45, cop just told me to slow down...probably just wanted to see what I was up to at 1 in the morning on a Thursday night. I have received roughly 9 seat belt tickets.
                                                    it like a natural reaction for me to put my seat belt on when i get in the car always been that way but my question is. How do cops no your seat belt isnt on? from behind any car i cant tell
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                                                    • bettilimbroke999
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 02-04-08
                                                      • 13254

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by UntilTheNDofTimE
                                                      getting 1 ticket a year prab put your insurance through the roof. That means you will always be carrying at the very least 3 points on your driving record
                                                      Its not that bad, I prolly get a ticket every 1 1/2 years and most insurance are on a rolling 3 year period, to tell ya the truth I've gotten some of them dismissed as well with court costs just to save on my insurance. Most counties around here if its your first ticket in their county if u go to court they dismiss it with costs (which are about equal to the ticket but it doesnt go on your record), always good to say hey to the judge and you may save a couple hundred on insurance each year, I've even gone to a couple classes to keep shit off my record.

                                                      Heres the class: 3-4 hours of watching wreck videos telling ya to drive better (during which you just kinda daydream about fuckin whatever hot girl is in the room) and go home
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                                                      • crustyme
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 09-29-10
                                                        • 16896

                                                        #28
                                                        driving on a desolate highway few days ago with no cars around. was gonna floor it when i notice this dodge in my rear view mirror nearly a mile away. for some reason i kept thinking it's a cop even though never seen one driving a dodge. what made me suspicious was that it stayed at same distance when most cars speed there. so i slowed down instead.

                                                        as soon as i slowed, it accelerates and passes me.... sure enough, on the side it says "highway patrol." so that fuker was trying to bait me in to a ticket.
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                                                        • ShawNee922
                                                          SBR Sharp
                                                          • 04-22-08
                                                          • 469

                                                          #29
                                                          The truckers let you know where the cops are on the Interstate man. It's nearly impossible to get fukked with by those silly pricks out there ...

                                                          He wasn't baiting you bruh he just wanted to see if you had your head up your ass or not ... Good call!
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                                                          • TWEETS
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 10-22-08
                                                            • 2114

                                                            #30
                                                            0 in 12 years of driving, pulled over for it once.
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                                                            • DemoralizdDreamr
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 02-04-11
                                                              • 4319

                                                              #31
                                                              never so far, gotten parking ticket though
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                                                              • tatommack
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 10-10-08
                                                                • 4171

                                                                #32
                                                                I have a valentine 1 in the BMW I never get any tickets I've always have a radar it's a must have. I speed everywhere
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                                                                • tatommack
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 10-10-08
                                                                  • 4171

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Also dont buy one of those cheap radars get a valentine 1 or an escort 9500 both cost 400 well worth it when tickets cost 200
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                                                                  • sickler
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 06-05-08
                                                                    • 15006

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I've only had one speeding ticket in my 20+ yrs driving.
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                                                                    • thechaoz
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 10-23-09
                                                                      • 12154

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Once I hit 6k for twelve years of driving I slowed down.... Too many bills in older age ya know?
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