so, my fiancee and i are at a strip club atm

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  • tevari
    SBR MVP
    • 02-02-07
    • 4959

    #1
    so, my fiancee and i are at a strip club atm
    Her early xmas gift to me. Im a lucky man. Any club etiquette rules from anyone?
  • High3rEl3m3nt
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-28-10
    • 8022

    #2
    What a horrible situation to be in...no advice can help you out here. This is like giving someone a bad-ass electronic gift, but then you realize you don't have the batteries to use it.
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    • pattymayo
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-19-09
      • 10221

      #3
      Originally posted by tevari
      Her early xmas gift to me. Im a lucky man. Any club etiquette rules from anyone?
      yeah, don't post on SBR
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      • William Walters
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-17-11
        • 6372

        #4
        IMO.....girls that like to go to strip clubs with their guys are the type you bang................not so much the time you want to nurture your future children.
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        • KingJD31
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 11-04-11
          • 8167

          #5
          what a cheap bitch
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          • tevari
            SBR MVP
            • 02-02-07
            • 4959

            #6
            Its just to mix it up a bit. We're here with 6 other friends for the 'holiday party'
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            • kmarinouofm
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 01-26-09
              • 8437

              #7
              jeez.. u have time to post.. while standing at an atm in a stip club??


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              • HoulihansTX
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 02-12-09
                • 30566

                #8
                Worse time of the day to be @ the strip club.
                The baddest chicks do not show up until the street lights come on.

                She practically took you to a buffett, but said you can not eat.
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                • tevari
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-02-07
                  • 4959

                  #9
                  1.50 coronas, etc. TBH its not bad for wednesfay at 1
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                  • tevari
                    SBR MVP
                    • 02-02-07
                    • 4959

                    #10
                    Originally posted by kmarinouofm
                    jeez.. u have time to post.. while standing at an atm in a stip club??


                    Atm: at the moment, nerd slang
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                    • zam77
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-03-10
                      • 3586

                      #11
                      Cool... parlay it into a threesome.
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                      • Cntax
                        SBR Rookie
                        • 08-25-11
                        • 28

                        #12
                        don't touch the strippers .. and don't piss off your fiancee lol
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                        • tevari
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-02-07
                          • 4959

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Cntax
                          don't touch the strippers .. and don't piss off your fiancee lol
                          There are a few 8s. Mostly heffers.

                          Odds tevari will touch any girl in here:
                          Yes +2000
                          No -4000
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                          • Cntax
                            SBR Rookie
                            • 08-25-11
                            • 28

                            #14
                            Originally posted by tevari
                            Atm: at the moment, nerd slang
                            almost worse .. y would you be texting at a strip club? .. and speaking of which .. that's pretty bad etiquette as well .. most [nicer] clubs don't even allow cell phones
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                            • tevari
                              SBR MVP
                              • 02-02-07
                              • 4959

                              #15
                              Its a dump. Between sets.
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                              • Cntax
                                SBR Rookie
                                • 08-25-11
                                • 28

                                #16
                                which city and club are you at?
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                                • Powderguy
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-18-09
                                  • 6939

                                  #17
                                  LOL holiday party at a dump, sounds awesome
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                                  • tevari
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-02-07
                                    • 4959

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Cntax
                                    which city and club are you at?
                                    Somewhere in queens ny. Dont remember the name. Going to knicks/nets preseason at the garden later.
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                                    • EmpireMaker
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 06-18-09
                                      • 15582

                                      #19
                                      go to strip clubs with your buddies not your gf
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                                      • tevari
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-02-07
                                        • 4959

                                        #20
                                        Couldnt help it, she never went to one & was curious
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                                        • blackbeSSt
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-06-08
                                          • 9398

                                          #21
                                          strip clubs are open at 12:50 during the week

                                          oh, and etiquette? yeah, don't touch the strippers
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            Montreal they open up early
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                                            • dom75
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 10-11-10
                                              • 779

                                              #23
                                              "accidently" snap some pics and post 'em
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                                              • ProfaneReality
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 04-14-09
                                                • 7607

                                                #24
                                                its weird how even when posters get out of their bunkers, and go do something in public, their first instinct is to still post on SBR

                                                hey guys I have 2 girls here, one is blowing me, the other is licking my balls, just wanted to check in on sbr.
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                                                • tevari
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 02-02-07
                                                  • 4959

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ProfaneReality
                                                  its weird how even when posters get out of their bunkers, and go do something in public, their first instinct is to still post on SBR

                                                  hey guys I have 2 girls here, one is blowing me, the other is licking my balls, just wanted to check in on sbr.
                                                  Ive been a member for about 5 years and have about 1/3 the posts you do. Derp.
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                                                  • ProfaneReality
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 04-14-09
                                                    • 7607

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by tevari
                                                    Ive been a member for more than 5 years and have about 1/3 the posts you do. Derp.
                                                    And here you are, at a strip club with your girl, posting.
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                                                    • keyboarding
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 07-30-09
                                                      • 6817

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by ProfaneReality
                                                      its weird how even when posters get out of their bunkers, and go do something in public, their first instinct is to still post on SBR

                                                      hey guys I have 2 girls here, one is blowing me, the other is licking my balls, just wanted to check in on sbr.
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                                                      • xyzky
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 08-23-07
                                                        • 1577

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by William Walters
                                                        IMO.....girls that like to go to strip clubs with their guys are the type you bang................not so much the time you want to nurture your future children.
                                                        And there it is...
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                                                        • Reload
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-23-08
                                                          • 12250

                                                          #29
                                                          Xmas is a nice time to hit the strip clubs. Some amazing outfits that go on and come off, along with fun songs.
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                                                          • allabout the $$$
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 04-17-10
                                                            • 9843

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by tevari

                                                            Somewhere in queens ny. Dont remember the name. Going to knicks/nets preseason at the garden later.
                                                            go to perfections tonight after the knicks nets game will be a totally different atmosphere thats in queens also right off the bqe
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                                                            • secretstash
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 03-29-10
                                                              • 14907

                                                              #31
                                                              why the heck are u on a forum when ur at a strip club?

                                                              take her home and workout ur fantasies.. wtf?

                                                              -stash
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                                                              • SEAHAWKHARRY
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 11-29-07
                                                                • 26068

                                                                #32
                                                                Pics or it never happened
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                                                                • Glitch
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 07-08-09
                                                                  • 11795

                                                                  #33
                                                                  1.50 coronas at a strip club is very very good.

                                                                  hope you meant its your present to her.
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #34
                                                                    This marriage will not last

                                                                    I can see it already
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                                                                    • tunaguitar76
                                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                                      • 10-30-08
                                                                      • 778

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by tevari
                                                                      Couldnt help it, she never went to one & was curious
                                                                      how is that a gift?
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