"As reported by the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, a recent winter sports pep rally at Rosemount (Minn.) High featured a comedy skit which took advantage of unknowing captains of the various winter varsity squads. After the team captains walked into the gym blindfolded, they were told that they were going to be kissed by a special someone, and then were asked to guess who it was that kissed them."
"It turns out that the person who kissed the athletes -- in every circumstance -- was their own opposite sex parent."
Lakeville is only one suberb south of where I am at in Apple Valley. I guess we take our sports a little too serious. What ever happened to Minnesota nice? 
I just saw the yahoo rivals and thought no way could it be a different story! 
