If Letterman had a top 10 list as to what defines an indigent-compulsive gambler???

[BrentCrude]

Anyone care to add to a top 10 list how you would know you are or someone else you know is an indigent-compulsive gambler?Hopefuly there are some funny and true stories out there that someone might want to indulge in.The kind of true stories that at the time they happened made you swear off gambling but looking back now are pretty funny.

Anyone ever buy something like a tv and not use it and not opening the box in case you decided to return it and use the money to bet with?Worse yet,returning something you bought within 90 days of the return policy but you have to clean the beer and pizza stains off it first.How about the same with gifts.You bought something a little pricey for someone but returned it,bought something cheaper and spent the rest gambling?Took your kid to The Harlem Globetrotters for $16 a ticket instead of a pro game but still fulfilled your promise that you would take him to a game.You have to convince the kid that he would witness a historic event because tonight was the night the Washington Generals were going to win.

[betplom]

If you're on vacation in Florida and need to sell your blood to bet Jai-Alai, you prolly need some help.

This would make my list.

I did it once back in the 80's.

[englishmike]

You call your bookmaker and he asks how the family are.

[jtuck]

Blindly put $200 on Korea +300 against Cuba in olympic baseball

[BrentCrude]

Your name is Johanson and your boss gives you 4 tickets to the big NFL game and you scalp the tickets for gambling money selling them to illegal immigrants.The ticket holders next to your boss are his friends and they tell him that a bunch of Mexicans were in his seats.The boss confronts you on Monday morning why you weren't at the game and you have to tell him that your dad's name is Pedro Johanson and his relatives made some bad tacos that gave you the shits and you had to give them the tickets.

[englishmike]

You tell your wife you're staying up until 1.47am est to watch The Padres V The Pirates because 'Baseball is a beautiful game.'

[2PLAYSMAX]

You can name all 12 of the players from China's Womens basketball team.

[2PLAYSMAX]

You get tickets to a Little League World Series game only to curse at the kids who strikeout that you have money on.

[Bullajami]

You've started a forum thread with the letters "JJGold" in it.

[The HG]

You attribute days where you lose a lot to "luck", but attribute days where you only lose a little to "skill".

[mtneer1212]

If you believe that Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg address begins with the line "I made 4 scores, 7 years ago......"

[bettilimbroke999]

You ask Dac for a loan

[pat venditto]

your name is ryanxl877

[Crayzee]

youve watched alot of crap on espn/espn 2 waiting for the
idaho state/eastern washington score to scroll across the bottom line around 2am (est)

lumberjack games, spelling bee, strong-man truck pull, chick billiards, tons of frigging poker,
i swear recently they had some crap with dogs running and fetching something into a swimming pool

you've actually heard of:
weber state
northern arizona
towson state
iupui
cal state northridge
etc etc etc

[seaborneq]

You miss church because you want to see all of the NFL preview shows and you want to be at peace before you place your bets at 12:59pm before kickoff.